a passion.
Rebecca said primly, “Mine was a business meeting.”
“Oh, right, right, right. Sure looked like a date from where I was sittin’.”
“Why, Baloo, I believe you’re jealous.”
“Am not!” He crossed his arms like a pouty little boy. “An’ I wasn’t on a date with Sally. I was just payin’ back a favor.”
“You must owe her a lot of favors,” Rebecca said mischievously. “ Three dates in the past month. Is this getting serious, Baloo?”
“Yeah, seriously dangerous. I gotta stop askin’ favors from her.”
“They must be some favors,” Rebecca chuckled, “to make you go out with her.”
“Do me a favor an’ drop it, Becky,” he growled.
“All right.” Her giggle ended in a sigh. “I was that close -that close! - to getting that contract when Mr. Tannenbaum walked in. What lousy timing he has!”
Nonchalantly, Baloo asked, “Was the Chocolate King of Cape Suzette a sweet guy?”
“No, he wasn’t. He was rude and opinionated and conceited.”
Baloo felt strangely comforted by that.
All of the anger Rebecca had repressed during her date came out in a bitter torrent. “Mr. High-and-Mighty informed me of at least a thousand and one things that I was doing wrong with Higher for Hire! And if that wasn’t enough, he said that I should move out of that shabby little office and buy a newer plane!”
Baloo bristled; the Sea Duck was his pride and joy. He felt the urge to punch Richard Farlie right in the caramel center. “An’ what did you say?”
“I wanted to tell him to stick it in his ear!” Her furious expression softened into defeat. She sighed again. “But I didn’t. Higher for Hire needs that contract desperately.”
“Why do rich folks always think they know everything?”
Rebecca snorted. “Probably because they have everything.”
“That don’t make ‘em any better,” he averred with a vehement shake of his head.
“I know what you mean, Baloo.” She stared at her thin pocketbook. “Higher for Hire might not be the most profitable business in Cape Suzette, but it’s mine. After all, what’s so wrong with a woman owning her own cargo service? This is the twentieth century!”
“Well, what’s wrong with me bein’ a cargo pilot?”
“Nothing,” they said in unison.
Both smiled at each other as the cab drove on through the lamp-lighted streets.
End of part 4
It’s
Dough Contest
part
5
Lake
Flaccid
Friday
Afternoon
Day
5
Northeast of Cape Suzette, in the foothills of the Sierra Padre Mountains was placid Lake Flaccid. The calm lake, teeming with fish, frogs, and turtles, was fringed by a forest of fragrant firs that pointed to the cloud-speckled blue sky. Mingled with the mournful cries of loons were the gentle sloshing of the waves and the whispering of the wind through the trees.
In this relaxed environment, Mr. Tannenbaum seemed out of place. He, wearing his customary impeccable suit and tie, sat rigidly upright on a lawn chair. From his stoic expression, it appeared as if he hadn’t had a day of fun in his whole life. At the moment, he was scribbling furiously on his ever-present clipboard and observing the ‘family matriarch’.
Rebecca, casually attired in a T-shirt, shorts and a wide-brimmed hat, was kneeling on a red-and-white checkered tablecloth spread on the beach, unloading the picnic basket. Mr. Tannenbaum made a notation of everything she pulled out from the pickles to the peach pie.
Their attentions were arrested by Molly shouting, “Lookee, Mommy! I’m riding on a whale!”
Baloo floated past with Molly perched on his stomach. She giggled when the big bear squirted a tiny stream of water from his mouth.
“You certainly are, honey,” Rebecca laughed. She had to bite her lip to repress the snide remarks that crossed her mind.
Molly flailed her arms dramatically. “Oh, no! We’re sinking!”
“The sinking of the Gigantic.” Rebecca smirked, opening a thermos of lemonade. “Come on, guys. Lunchtime!”
Baloo and Molly splashed over to shore. A short distance from them, Kit and Wildcat surfaced and waded to land, snorkels in hand. After they had toweled off and threw clothes on over their swimming suits, everyone gathered around the feast.
Just as soon as they had dug in, Mr. Tannenbaum asked, “Do you come here often?”
“Yeah,” Baloo said at the same time Rebecca said, “No.”
“Which is it?”
Baloo and Rebecca exchanged quick glances.
“Well, we...” she began.
Before she could continue, the pilot interrupted with, “We’ve come here before, but not often enough ta suit Becky. She just lovescampin’ an’ fishin’ an’ hikin’.”
Rebecca, who had never been camping, fishing, or hiking in her life, muttered under her breath, “I’d like someone to take a hike!”
Baloo pinched her cheek. “She’s just an outdoorsy sort of gal, ain’t ya, Honeylips?”
Rebecca longed to say, Do that again and you’re fired, flyboy. Instead, she smacked his arm with the flyswatter and sang sweetly, “Mosquito.”
Mr. Tannenbaum of the relentless questions asked,“What’s your favorite kind of fish, Mrs. Cunningham?”
“Um...” Rebecca racked her brains for the name of a fish, but ‘goldfish’ was all that came to mind. She said with a shrug and an apologetic chuckle, “There’s so many that I can’t choose.”
“She likes bullhead,” Baloo interjected with a smirk.
Once again, Rebecca gave his arm a smart rap with the flyswatter.
“Yeowch!”
“Got him.” She smiled with self-satisfaction.
Rubbing his stinging arm, Baloo said, “How’s ‘bout some fishin’ after we eat, Mr. T.?”
“You can use my fishing stick,” Rebecca offered.
“Pole. Fishin’ pole,” Baloo corrected, snickering.
“Proceed with your normal routine. I’ll sit here and observe.”
After lunch, Baloo and Rebecca headed to the Sea Duck to get the fishing equipment.
“This was a bad idea. We’re not fooling Mr. Tannenbaum with this fake fun family outing,” she said, stepping into the cargo hold behind Baloo.
“Aw, relax, Beckers. He’s fallin’ for it hook, line, and sinker.” He opened the storage closet and began hunting through it.
“Relax? How can I relax with fifty thousand dollars and a year’s worth of free advertising on the line?” She examined the fishing pole Baloo handed her, wondering which end was up. Not only did it look weird, it smelled funny, too. “Here’s another fine kettle of fish you’ve gotten me into this week. First you tell Mr. Tannenbaum I’m allergic to ice cream. Now I’m supposed to be a fishing expert? I’ve never been fishing in my life!”
“Aw, it’s easy.” He emerged from the closet with his tackle box. He opened it and scanned its contents. Unlike everything else in his life, it was painstakingly neat; all of the hooks and lures were in their precise places.
“It has to be if you can do it.”
Frowning, Baloo slammed the tackle box lid shut and picked up two fishing poles. “It’s a snapper. Just do what I do, an’ you’ll get on swimmingly.”
A few minutes later, Baloo, Rebecca, and Kit were standing on the shore with their poles. Wildcat and Molly were nearby, happily building a sandcastle. Mr. Tannenbaum surveyed the scene from his lawn chair.
Rebecca cringed when Baloo pried a lid off a can of worms with his pocketknife.
“You can open your eyes now, Becky,” he murmured with a chuckle.
She tentatively cracked one eye open and breathed a sigh of relief. “Oh, good. They’re not real.”
Upon seeing Mr. Tannenbaum’s surprised look, she added, “I mean, I can catch more fish with these...” she skimmed the label, “Triple-Action Twisted Wigglies. My favorite fish food.”
“Bait,” Kit whispered.
Nervously, she blurted out, “I meant bait. It’s food for the fish, bait for us. You know what I mean, you know?”
She wanted to be swallowed up by the tide when she heard Mr. Tannenbaum dubiously mutter, “Uh-huh,” as he wrote a book on his clipboard.
Kit, who had gotten a lot of practice fishing with Baloo, deftly baited his hook and cast his line into the lake.
“See how Kit did that, Becky?”
She nodded, her forehead creased in concentration. Biting her lip to keep from whimpering, she gingerly took a squashy, slippery plastic worm between her fingers and speared it with the hook.
“Now ya gotta cast your line into the water. Like this.” In one smooth, quick motion Baloo swept the rod backwards, then forwards. The line flew out of the reel and landed with a soft plop nearly halfway across the lake, as the little red-and-white bobber floating on the water’s surface attested. Aloud, Baloo said, “Show Mr. T. how a pro does it, Honeylips.”
Taking a deep breath, she whipped her rod backwards and forwards. Because she let go of the release button too soon, her baited hook landed on the beach a foot ahead of her. She flashed an embarrassed glance at Mr. Tannenbaum, who made a notation on his clipboard and
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Really excellent work! It kept me hooked all through out. Reads like
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That was a GREEEAT fanfic! I was really looking forward the end of
that "episode", from the very start. I'm always a bit frustrated because I would really like B&B to end up together, but then again...You respected the way the series scenarios were written. Very good job ![]() |