After Greg receives a royalty check from his old manager, Greg suddenly finds himself with millions of dollars - but, having always lived a simple life, has trouble deciding what to spend so much money on.

Bright sunny day, don't cost nothin'
Light summer breeze, don't cost nothin'
What do I do with all this money,
When the only thing I want is you?

Palling around, don't cost nothin'
Singing a song, don't cost nothin'
How do I spend all this money?
I'd rather just spend time with you

You could buy a house
And a car

I guess that I can, But I've already got a van
I could put you through college
(But I'm with the gems all the time)
I could buy you all the finest courses online!

What if we took a trip?
(Hey ya think?)
Yeah I do! We could take a vacation

We could go somewhere new...

 

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Don't Cost Nothing - Reprise

At the end of the episode, Greg, Pearl and Steven sing a reprise of the song.

Taylor made suits, those cost somethin'
Room with a view, those cost somethin'

Dancing with you...
Don't cost nothin'
(Why'd we even come? We could have done this at home)

Singing a song, don't cost nothin'
Or was it, palling around, don't cost nothin'
Getting it wrong-
Don't cost nothin'
(I tried)
(I'm suprised you remembered any of it)
(What can I say, it's catchy)

It's over, isn't it? (x3)