"I'm a Star" is a generic popsong, sung by Steven in the show's 2nd Beach-A-Palooza.

I can't help it if I make a scene
Stepping out of my hot pink limousine
I'm turning heads and I'm stopping traffic
When I pose they scream, and when I joke they laugh

I've got a pair of eyes that they're getting lost in
They're hypnotised by the way I'm walking
I've got them dazzled like a stage magician
When I point they look, and when I talk they listen

Well, everybody needs a friend
And I've got you, and you and you
So many I can't even name them
Can you blame me? I'm too famous

Haven't you noticed that I'm a star?
I'm coming into view as the world is turning
Haven't you noticed I made it this far?

Now everyone can see me burning (x3)

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Alternate versions (in chronological order)