Interview with Amadias (aged two 1/2 months)

And his Beautiful Bio

So, what's your name?-

A: Amadias, that's Ama-de-as.

What do others sometimes call you, Ammy?-

A: Umm, sometimes they call me Ama, and sometimes they call me Ama-ding-dong, but the mostly call me Ramalamadingdong . . .

have you any friends?

Yes, Ashia, Toast and Kiger.

How old are you at the moment?-

A: Depends. I mean, if I was to write ''two or three months old'' and I never uptade my bio, when I reach the age of, let's say, four, people will think I am still a tot!

O-kayyy. . . Tell us a few of your favourite things-

A: I like snow, my folks, getting on the top of rocks, eating, bathing and playing with Esmour, my main man.

Ah ha, I see, and if you don't mind me asking, what don't you like?-

A: I-III don't like. . .Umm, I don't know.

Hmmm, okay. Now, what are the names of your parents and brother?-

A: My moma's name is moma, my popa's name is popa and brother's name is Esmour.

(Sorry readers, we couldn't get Amadias to tell us his parents' actual names, he just kept giving us the same answer, so we did some research:

Father - Puer Solis

Mother - Lemenet)

Are you related to Spirit in any way?-

A: Well, my popa, my moma and my friend, Toast, have quite close connections to some horse called Spirit, soooo, Yes.

Short Interview with Ammy's friend Toast

What's little Amadias's personality?-

Toast: He is a very interestin' character, ol' Ramalama. He's a smarty for sure, real clever, sometimes almost cunning. He says he's shy an' stuff, but really isn't. Naw, he can be a tough one, young Ama-ding-dong...

Resuming to Interview with Amadias

So, tell us some of your past?-

A: Let's see . . . I was very young when I was born . . . Incredibly young . . . Superbly young . . . Cos . . . I was just born!

I saw my popa first, and my brother. I couldn't see my moma because she lay amongst very long grass. I grew quite normally, so, nothing like shooting-up-as-tall-as-my-popa-in-a-week sort of thing.

I love playing with my older brother, Esmour. He is an excellent play-mate! So, as you can see I haven't much history because I am only two (or maybe three) months old!

Well! Thank you, Ammy! Great talking with you!

A: Yeah, same here.

Indeed it was!

A: It was quite good I guess.

You have such a -

A: Can I go now?

Yeah . . . Sorry.

INTERVIEW IS CLOSED