No Time Like the Present
part 1
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Higher
for Hire
June
1938
Tuesday
Mellow late afternoon sunshine streamed through the windows of the room that doubled as an office and living room at Higher for Hire. Everything - from the steadily ticking grandfather clock to the neat stack of unopened mail on the desk - seemed to be anxiously waiting for Baloo and Rebecca to return from their honeymoon.
No one was more anxious than Kit and Molly. They were sitting cross-legged on the rug in front of the couch, playing Candy Cane Land to pass the time.
Neither of the cubs was truly interested in the board game, especially Molly, who kept rushing outside hoping to see a yellow Conwing L-16 seaplane soaring through the cliff opening. Finally, Kit, to keep her from wearing herself out, said that he would tell her when the Sea Duckarrived.
“When’s Wildcat coming back with the groceries?” Molly asked, choosing a card from the top of the pile.
Kit glanced at his wristwatch. “Hmm...he left three hours ago. He should have been back by now.”
“Maybe he got lost in the grocery store again.” She moved her red gingerbread man game piece ahead to a yellow space.
“Maybe.”
Their ears pricked up at the sound of a plane propeller.
“Is that the Sea Duck?” Molly asked, ready to spring to her feet.
Without a second thought, Kit said, “No.” As Baloo’s navigator, he knew the powerful roar of the Sea Duck’s twin Superflight-100s well. That high-pitched, whining engine was not even close.
“Aw...” Disappointed, the seven-year-old slouched against the couch and watched as Kit took his turn.
Moving his green gingerbread man piece to a purple square had landed him in the Taffy Trap; consequently, he had to move back three spaces. The thirteen-year-old smiled at the little yellow bearess across from him, saying, “Your turn.”
Molly forgot to look at the card she had just chosen from the top of the pile when another plane flew overhead, its engine coughing and sputtering. “Is that the Sea Duck?”
Kit thought that plane needed a serious tune-up. He knew Baloo would never let ‘his baby’ fall into a such a deplorable state of disrepair. “Nope.”
Just as Molly picked up her red gingerbread man to move it, a plane buzzed low over Higher for Hire, shaking it on its foundation.
“That’sthe Sea Duck,” Kit said with a grin.
Molly dropped her gingerbread man, scrambled to her feet, and ran out the door, shouting, “Mommy and Daddy are home! Mommy and Daddy are home!”
Kit scooped the game pieces and board into the box and followed her, his feelings badly mixed. On the one hand, he was as excited as Molly at seeing Baloo and Rebecca. Higher for Hire had seemed strangely quiet without them the past three days.
Yet, their return meant changes.
Big changes.
Perhaps the most important changes Kit had ever encountered in his young, yet eventful, life.
Changes such as being adopted and having a place he could truly call his own among loving, caring people whom he loved and cared for in return. These were things that this orphan had dreamed of ever since he could remember.
And now, after years of loneliness and longing and looking, his dream had come true.
Ironically, he wasn’t quite as ecstatic as he thought he should have been. Deep, deep down in his heart there was a vague, niggling doubt that threatened to ruin his happiness.
Kit hastily dismissed it as he jogged down to the edge of the dock to join Molly. She was literally jumping up and down with excitement. If he hadn’t have been thirteen, he might have done the same. Instead, he just grinned from ear to ear as the Sea Duck slowly pulled up to the dock.
When the cockpit door flung open, the children chorused, “Welcome back!”
“Well, hey, strangers!” Baloo said jovially, stepping out of the plane. He tousled both cubs’ hair, then swung Rebecca to the dock and kissed her with a tender, “Welcome home, honey.”
“It’s amazing we still have a home after that stunt you just pulled, flyboy,” the petite brown bearess mock-scolded, poking him in the chest with every syllable.
“Hey, it was just a little buzz off the top,” Baloo said, holding up his hands in self-defense. “No harm done.”
Kit smiled to himself. From the glints of fun in Baloo and Rebecca’s eyes, he knew that they were enjoying their sparring match.
“You didn’t have to try to scalp it.” Her face softened when she saw the cubs smiling up at her. She protectively pulled them into her arms. “Why, you could have hurt Kit and Molly.”
“They look fine to ol’ Papa Bear.” He tousled their hair again, grinning. “We gonna stand out here all day, or are we gonna let the kids see what we got ‘em?”
“Presents?” Molly’s ears perked up. She broke free of her mother’s embrace and started to skip all over the dock with seemingly boundless energy. “Presents! Presents! Presents!” she sang.
“Aw, I bet they don’t want ‘em.” Baloo winked at Rebecca.
Rebecca, her arm around Kit’s shoulder, suppressed an amused smile. “Probably not.”
“Sure we do!” Molly eagerly tugged on the hem of Baloo's shirt. “Can we see ‘em? Please, Daddy? Pleeeease?”
Baloo sighed, as if giving the cubs their presents was a big hassle. “I guess...” he said reluctantly, “if ya really, really want to.”
Molly whooped with joy.
“Come on, Molly,” Rebecca said, holding out a hand to her daughter. “We’ll go in the house while Daddy and Kit get the bags.” She flashed a mischievous smile at Baloo over her shoulder.
“Been home two minutes an’ she’s already got me workin’,” Baloo grumbled, trudging into the plane.
Despite Baloo’s complaining, Kit could tell from the broad smile on the big bear’s face that he was more than willing to comply with his wife’s orders.
“You went shopping?” Kit said, trotting behind Baloo. “I thought you were going camping.”
“Well, you know Becky,” Baloo chuckled as he pulled the topmost sack off of a small mound of shopping bags that was piled in one corner of the cargo hold and rummaged through it. Not finding what he wanted, he put it aside and reached for the next one. “I guess it was kinda a fair trade.” He put that sack aside and looked in a third. “I got to catch some fish, an’ she got to catch some sales.” He plunged his hand into a fourth. “Only we did more shoppin’ an’ sight-seein’ than fishin’. Can’t ya tell?”
“Yeah,” Kit said with a weak laugh. There were still a few boxes lining the perimeter of the Higher for Hire’s walls from when Rebecca and Molly had moved in last week and here was more stuff; he didn’t know how it was all going to fit. One thing was for certain: it wasn’t going to get from the plane to the house by itself. With a resigned sigh, he picked up a bulging suitcase and started for the door.
“Leave that, Li’l Britches. We can get the rest of this stuff later. Ah-ha!” From inside a big brown paper sack, he pulled out two smaller, identical white sacks. “There ya go, kiddo,” he said, giving one to Kit.
Kit curiously glanced inside the sack as he and Baloo walked towards Higher for Hire, but all he saw were several colorfully-wrapped packages. Whatever they were, they were sure heavy.
Inside the office, Baloo gave Molly her sack and sank into his favorite well-worn easy chair with a contented sigh. “Ah, it’s good to be back.” He watched with amusement as Molly, sitting on the floor at his feet, tore into her first present.
Rebecca patted the couch, gesturing for Kit to sit beside her. “Go ahead, open your presents, sweetie,” she told him. “See if you can guess where we went.”
With a grin, Kit plopped down beside her, pulled out the topmost package, and started to unwrap it.
Before he could get it opened, Molly let out a squeal of delight. She held a black beret of soft merino. “Where’d ya get this?”
“Bought ‘em at the top of the Eyeful Tower offa a genuine monsewer,” Baloo replied.
“The view was beautiful,” Rebecca added.
“Yeah, it was,” Baloo said, grinning at her. “The scenery wasn’t half bad neither.”
Rebecca blushed with pleasure.
Molly stuck the oversized beret on her head, one side drooping over her left eye, and eagerly delved into her sack for more. With a grin, Kit stuck his matching beret on his head atop his baseball cap.
He had barely taken out a large, rectangular-shaped package when Molly whooped for joy. She took the lid off of a two pound box of assorted Swizz Mizz Chocolates. Her eyes grew very wide as she surveyed the luscious, mouth-watering bonbons.
“You can have one piece now, then I’ll put it up so you can have one piece every day for a long time,” Rebecca told her.
“What about Kit? Are you gonna put his box up, too?” Molly asked, wondering which piece of candy looked the yummiest.
“Kit’s old enough to regulate his own chocolate consumption.” Rebecca leaned towards, murmuring, “I trust you won’t eat it all today.”
Shaking his head, Kit quipped, “Nah, I’ll save half for tomorrow.”
Baloo and Rebecca chuckled.
Frowning, Molly said indignantly, “I’m seven. That’s old enough to reg’late my own chocolate consumption.”
“Molly, I said no,” Rebecca said in a firm tone that meant that further arguing was useless.
“Aw...” Her frown disappeared when she saw a colorfully-painted, wooden, gondola-shaped bank on Kit’s lap. “Neato! Did I get one of those, too? Did you ride in one of these boats?”
“Yup an’ yup,” Baloo replied.
Looking at the gondola, Rebecca smiled dreamily. “Remember that, Baloo?”
“How could I forget?”
“The moon, the stars, the romance...” She sighed.
“The gondola guy who kept goin’ ‘round in confused circles. We musta seen that same block fifteen times. I told you we shouldn’t have picked the cheapest guy.” His scowl softened into a smile. “It was one of the best nights of my life.” He blew a kiss at Rebecca, who ‘caught’ it with a giggle.
“Do you have a penny, Daddy?” Molly said. “I wanna try my bank boat out.”
“Penny...penny...” Baloo said, rummaging around in his shirt pocket. “Yup, here’s one.”
Molly took the coin from his palm, put it in the mouth of the miniature gondolier, and ‘rowed’ the oar that he held, causing the tiny man to swallow the penny. She waited breathlessly as the penny clinked its way down into the bottom of the ship. “Neato!” she cried, clapping her hands.
“Pretty nifty, huh?” Baloo poked around in his pocket again, but all he came up with was his pilot’s license and a piece of lint. “Sorry, Kit-boy,” he said with an apologetic shrug. “I’m all tapped out.”
“That’s okay,” Kit said, smiling wanly. Even though he wasn’t surprised at Baloo’s lack of cash, he still felt slightly excluded. He silently chided himself. What did one penny matter? After all, Molly was a little kid and he was a teenager. He had lots of pennies in his room with which to try out his new coin bank. He shouldn’t be so selfish by denying Molly her enjoyment.
But the penny wasn’t the problem. It was something else. Something about the way Baloo and Rebecca were exchanging intimate glances while Molly chattered about what had happened during their absence made him feel as if he was missing out on something.
He told himself that that was ridiculous. He knew without a shadow of a doubt that Baloo and Rebecca loved him. Why, didn’t the fact that they were going to adopt him tomorrow prove that?
However, no matter how hard he tried to push that ‘left out’ feeling aside, it persisted in encroaching onto and ruining his happiness.
Just then, Baloo’s booming, “Well, don’t that beat all!” broke into his train of thought.
Half-heartedly, Kit joined in on the laughter over the amusing anecdote that he had missed during his musings.
Looking at Baloo, Rebecca, and Molly, he wondered: if he had gained the family he had always wanted, then why did he feel as if he had lost something very special?
End of part 1
No
Time Like the Present Kit
was curled up in bed, staring through the darkness at the ceiling.
The quick tick, tick, tick of the alarm clock on the night
stand and an occasional muted ship’s horn from the harbor outside
subconsciously intermingled with his musings of that day’s events. It
had started out wonderfully. After all, his adoption day shouldn’t
have been anything but wonderful. Even
a mundane thing like breakfast had been great with Molly chattering
brightly about being adopted and Rebecca sharing smiles with him over
Baloo’s lame jokes. He could barely choke down a few bites of his
Cheery-os. He had been so excited. After
breakfast, the foursome had dressed in their Sunday best and traveled
downtown to the adoption agency. There, he waited for what seemed
like hours with Molly in the reception area. If the hard bench
wasn’t bad enough, Molly almost drove him crazy by repeating ‘Molly
Elizabeth von Bruinwald’ over and over and over. He had been
a little embarrassed when the motherly secretary had given them
candy. As if he were a little kid who needed candy to keep him
occupied! But in order to avoid hurting her feelings, he had
accepted it graciously. But
all of the discomfort had been forgotten when their parents- hisparents - had emerged from the office, adoption papers in hand. Baloo,
grinning from ear to ear, had boomed, “Gather ‘round, von
Bruinwalds!” He
remembered the rapture of being caught up in Baloo’s warm embrace
with him saying, “I’m afraid you’re stuck with us, son.” The
tears in the pilot’s eyes had mirrored his own. His
joy overflowed when Rebecca hugged him close to her, whispering, “Nownothing can take you away from me.” Then,
Molly’s wondering, “What’s everybody crying about?” had made
himself, Baloo, and Rebecca laugh. However,
their tears were short-lived. They had all disappeared by the time
they had returned to Higher for Hire. Home,
Kit thought, smiling to himself as he snuggled further down under the
blanket. Then,
his smile faded as he recalled what had happened next. When
they had walked into Higher for Hire, they had been greeted by faint
scraping and rustling noises. “What’s
that?” Rebecca whispered, clutching at Baloo’s arm. “Sounds
like it came from in there,” Baloo murmured. He gestured towards
the kitchen. Thinking
it could be mice, Rebecca shivered with fear. “Danger
Woman’ll check it out,” Molly proclaimed, starting towards the
kitchen. “No,”
Rebecca said firmly, grabbing her daughter’s hand. “Baloo will
check it out.” “I
will?” “Youwill,” Rebecca replied, giving him a pointed look and a little
shove in the direction of the kitchen. “Okay.”
Baloo gulped. “Here goes.” He crept to the door and put his ear
to it. “Don’t hear anything now.” When he pushed open the
door, he was hit in the face with a bunch of balloons. From
the kitchen came Louie’s raucous guffaws. “You shoulda seen your
face, fuzzy.” Baloo
swatted the balloons away impatiently. “Why? How’d it look?” “Ugly,
as usual.” Louie smirked. “Hey!” “What’s
going on?” Kit asked as his eyes moved from the streamers and
balloons draped around the walls to the treat-laden table. “It’s
a jamboree for the new fam’ly,” Louie proclaimed with a big grin
as he ushered them into the kitchen. Wildcat
blew his noisemaker. “Happy New Year!” When
they had gathered around the table and had been served chocolate cake
and Louie’s famous Lemon Sludge punch, Rebecca looked at Baloo, “Should we give the kids their
you-know-whats?” “What,
Mommy? What you-know-whats?” Molly asked. Rebecca
bent down to wipe her daughter’s chocolate-ringed mouth with a
napkin. “You’ll just have to wait and see.” Through
a mouthful of cake, Baloo said, “The you...? Oh, yeah. Sure, why
not?” He took a swig of the punch and turned to Louie. “So, get
this, innkeeper. Me an’ Becky were sittin’ at this outside café
in Gay Pearee just down the street from the Eyeful Tower. One of the
things on their menu was pain, no jive.” “Stomach
pain from eatin’ frog legs?” Louie interjected. “No,
meaning ‘bread’,” Rebecca clarified. “And it’s pronounced
‘pan’, darling.” She exited the kitchen to get something from
the office. “You
say ‘pain’. I say ‘pan’. Bo-bee-bo-bee-do. Let’s call
the whole thing off,” Louie sang. “Anyhoo,
I asked the gar-con if it was swift or slow pain, an’ do
you know what he said?” Between
bites of cake, Molly and Wildcat chimed, “What? Baloo
scratched his head. “Actually, I ain’t too sure about that part.” “You
sure do know how to tell a story,” Louie chuckled. “Badly.” “I
thought it was pretty funny, Papa Bear,” said loyal Kit. Completely
ignoring Kit’s comment, Baloo scowled at Louie. “It wasn’tthat bad.” “It
wasn’t that good, neither.” Just
then, Rebecca came in, a small package in each hand. “I hate to
break up this riveting conversation, but I have something important.
Adoption presents for Kit and Molly. From your father and me” She
gave one to each cub, then sat down between Kit and Molly to observe
their expressions. Kit
tore the ribbon and wrapping off of his package to reveal a small
rectangular box. Inside that box was a pocket watch nestled on a bed
of blue velvet. From the tiny circular filigree of interlaced leaves
engraved on the outside of the 14K gold-plated lid, Kit surmised
that it hadn’t been cheap. When he carefully removed it from the
box and opened the lid, he noticed an inscription on the inside. It
read: To our son Kit. Lots of love from your parents. June 15,
1938 “Wow...”
was all Kit could say. Deeply touched, he read and re-read the
inscription. He was seeing it, and he still couldn’t believe it. Rebecca
pointed at the watch face. “See, it even has a second hand so you
can time your track races if you want to.” Kit’s
eyes met hers and he nodded. “Thank you,” he whispered, blinking
back tears. Rebecca,
her own eyes misty, enfolded him in her tender embrace. “I love youso much, Kit. Never, ever forget that.” Hugging
her back, Kit silently nodded and breathed in the subtle sweet scent
of her perfume. He had never been happier than at that moment. “Mommy,
can I wear mine now?” Molly asked. “Sure,
honey,” Rebecca sniffled. She gave Kit one last squeeze and went
to help Molly with the clasp of her gold locket. Kit
smiled broadly at Baloo, who was sitting on his left. “Thanks, Papa
Bear. This watch is great.” Baloo
gave him a brief, one-armed hug and a light noogie. “I told Becky
you’d like a watch better’n a pocket knife.” Swiveling in his
chair to face Louie, he loaded another large slice of cake on his
plate before saying, “Lemmee tell ya about the time me an’ Becky
were in Italee...” An
hour later, Kit, squirmed uncomfortably in his chair. As he looked
around the kitchen, everyone seemed to be having such a good time. He was the only
one who felt bored and excluded, partially due to the fact that, at
thirteen, he was too young to truly participate in the grown-up
conversation, yet was too old to wrap himself up in streamers and
play ‘mummy’ with Wildcat and Molly. Everyone’s
obliviousness to his plight only added to his misery. As
the adults’ laughter filled the kitchen, Kit sighed, slouched in his
chair, and loosened his tie. He longed to escape to his room, but
that would seem rude, especially since the party was being thrown in
his honor. Instead, he opened his pocket watch and wondered how much
longer it would last. Knowing Baloo and Louie’s party-hardy
reputations, it could last until the wee hours of the morning. His
heart sank. If
I can handle air pirates, I can handle one measly party, he
thought in an attempt to bolster his resolve. He
took a sip of the perfect mixture of tart-yet-sweet that was Louie’s
Lemon Sludge and half-heartedly listened as Baloo recounted adventure
after adventure that he and Rebecca had shared on their honeymoon.
Normally, he loved Baloo’s stories, but today they grated on his
nerves like fingers on a chalkboard. “So
I look over at Becky an’ say, ‘What? No French fries? We’re in
Francais, ain’t we?’” Baloo guffawed and slapped his palm on
the table, making everything on it dance. “My
husband,” Rebecca said with a rueful shake of her head. “You’d
think he’d never been out of Cape Suzette before.” “Sounds
like Mr. World-Traveler left his brain behind,” Louie joked. “S’long
as I took my heart with me.” Baloo winked at Rebecca over Kit’s
head. Not
for the first time did Kit wish that he wasn’t sitting between
Baloo and Rebecca. He felt as if he were the net in the middle of
their flirtatious ‘tennis match’. Worse still, Baloo had
blatantly ignored all of his tentative attempts to enter the
conversation and had even turned his broad back on him several times. Rebecca
counted on her fingers. “Your heart, your fishing pole, your
fishing tackle...you had enough fishing gear to catch a pod of
whales.” “I
did catch me a whopper.” The big bear spread his arms out wide to show
how big the fish was. “ThatI believe, fuzzy. A whopper of a story, that is!” “It’s
true. Tell the man, Beckers.” “Do
you mean the guppy or the tadpole?” Rebecca giggled as she rose to
pour them all more Lemon Sludge. “That
big trout that we fried up for our supper, sweetheart.” Baloo
playfully swatted her backside. “Watch
it, Baloo. I can still fire you.” She poured some punch for herself
and sat down. Her brown eyes flashed a challenge at Baloo over the
rim of the glass when she took a drink. Baloo
rose to the bait. “Oh, yeah?” “Yeah,”
she said matter-of-factly. “And then where would you be?” Looking adoringly at her, Baloo murmured, “Lost.” He leaned over Kit to
kiss his wife. For
Kit, to have the big bear’s bulk hovering unwelcomely over him was
the last straw! It was one thing to be ignored. It was another to be
stomped on like a doormat. Kit,
seething with repressed anger, scraped his chair back with an
irritated, “Excuse me!” Infuriated,
he stormed out of the kitchen and rushed upstairs to his room where
he flung off his suit jacket and hastily changed into sweater. “Lost,”
Kit scoffed as he pulled on his baseball cap. “He’d be lost
without me to navigate.” A
burst of laughter came from the kitchen, fueling his anger. He felt
the immediate need to get out earshot of their annoyingly cheerful
voices. An
old adage of Baloo’s unwillingly came to mind: If
there’s no place
else to go, the
only place to go
is up. With
that thought in mind, he sprinted up the stairs to the third story,
through his parents’ bedroom to the door that led outside
to the widow’s walk. On the way, he closed every door that he could
to shut out the sounds of the party below. Kit
breathed a deep sigh of relief as he sat down on the edge of the
widow’s walk with the sparkling Cape Suzette harbor and bright blue
sky stretching before him. As
he sat there, his head pillowed against a rail post, with the warm afternoon
sunshine pouring down on him, breathing in the briny sea air, and
listening to the calm splash of the water against the shore, his
anger subsided. Though Baloo’s utter
disregard of him still rankled. He
stayed there, watching the airplanes and
boats coming and going through the
cliffs, until he saw Wildcat returning to his houseboat to
finish packing up for his visit to his girlfriend Clementine, who
lived in Boomstone. The vacation was a thank-you gift from Baloo and
Rebecca for keeping an eye on Higher for Hire during their honeymoon. Shortly
after Wildcat left Higher for Hire, Baloo and Louie had walked down
the dock together, joking and laughing. Together, they had flown
away in the Sea Duck, presumably to take Louie back to his
island. “And
Baloo didn’t even ask me to come along,” Kit whispered sadly into
his pillow. Since
he couldn’t sleep, he sat up in bed and flipped on the light. He
reached over to the night stand for his new Space Riders comic
book. On top of the comic was his pocket watch, right where he had
tossed it after the party. Forgetting
about the comic book, he picked up the pocket watch and opened it.
Once again, he read the inscription. Kit
Cloudkicker von Bruinwald. It would take some getting used to,
but it had a nice ring to it. He loved the fact that he was now
Baloo’s son, something that he had wanted ever since he had
literally run into the pilot at Louie’s Place. He
glanced at the empty bed across the room. It seemed odd not to see
Baloo there. Kit
heaved a deep sigh. Despite
his happiness about being adopted, there was a queer lonely ache in
his heart. He missed the talks, the jokes, the laughter that he and
Baloo used to share long after the lights were out. He even missed
the crumbs on the floor from Baloo’s midnight snacks. But
he didn’t miss Baloo’s blind-ruffling snoring or having to muffle
that snoring by wearing earmuffs that cut into his head and made it
uncomfortable to sleep. Rebecca now had those earmuffs. Rebecca,
to whom Baloo would share all his secrets. Rebecca, to whom Baloo
would impart his adventures first. And
he, Kit, had been relegated to being just one of the kids. Baloo had
made that very clear at the party by ignoring him in favor of Louie
and Rebecca. It
made him sad to think that he was no longer Baloo’s confidant, best
friend, and co-pilot in every crazy scheme. But if there was one
thing Kit knew from experience was that life wasn’t easy or fair.
He’d get used to it in time. He didn’t want to get used to it,
but he would. All of a sudden, life felt flat. He
snapped the pocket watch’s lid shut, turned off the light, scooted
down under the covers, and placed the watch on the night stand. At
least he thought he did. Just
as he closed his eyes, the watch teetered on the edge of the night
stand and fell to the floor with a crash! Kit’s
eyes flew open. Oh, no! Alarmed,
he flipped on the light, peered over the side of his bed, and gasped.
The watch’s tiny, intricate innards lay scattered all over the
hardwood floor. Boingwent the spring as it popped out. Kit
leapt from his bed. Kneeling, he scooped up the pieces. He
crouched there for a moment, gazing at the watch pieces, his mind
whirling. He couldn’t let Baloo and Rebecca know that he had
already broken it. They would think he was careless and didn’t
appreciate the gift. Like
Baloo would notice if it was broken anyway, he thought bitterly. But
still, he had to get it fixed. He didn’t want to be grounded. What
a time for Wildcat to visit Clementine! With
Wildcat gone, there was only one person who could help him now. After
wrapping the watch pieces up in a clean handkerchief, he hastily
dressed, went to the door, and peered down into the office. Baloo
was sitting in his favorite armchair with Rebecca snuggled on his lap. They
were talking quietly, their arms intertwined about each other. There
was no way he could sneak past them. He’d be busted for sure, then
questioned and lectured. Kit
quietly closed the door. He crossed the room in determined strides.
Pushing the lamp to one side, he crawled on top of the night stand,
opened the window, and looked out into the starlit night. It was a
straight shot down to the cobblestone pavement two stories below. That
didn’t faze him. He whipped out his airfoil and flicked it open
with the practiced push of a button. Making sure that the
handkerchief containing the watch pieces was safely in his pocket, he
jammed his cap further down on his head. He climbed onto the
windowsill, took a deep breath, and jumped. He slipped the airfoil
beneath feet and glided down, landing with the silent agility of a
cat. With a push of a button, the airfoil collapsed like a fan. He
stowed it beneath his sweater. Looking
up at his open bedroom window, he didn’t know how he was to get
back inside, but he’d think about that later. Right
now, he was on a mission. He
quickly made his way through the near-deserted streets of Cape
Suzette towards downtown and Khan Tower, skirting the places where he
knew street pirates hung out. Finally,
he arrived at his destination. Panting a little after his long jog,
Kit looked up at Khan Towers - all 90 stories of it. It towered
before him, a massive symbol of billionaire Shere Khan’s wealth and
power. There
were still a few windows lit up, attesting to the long, arduous hours
Mr. Khan demanded from his employees. Kit
hoped that the person he needed to see, Khan’s scatterbrained
inventor Buzz, would be one of those working late. But to ascertain
that, he had to first get past the doorman and up to the fifty-second
floor to Buzz’s lab. Kit
cautiously crept up the steps, between the twin stone tigers guarding
the building. With his back to the skyscraper’s wall, he peeked
through the revolving door. He could see the doorman guarding the
elevator at the far end of the lobby. He stood there for a minute,
pondering what to do. Luck
was on his side. Just then, an attractive young woman emerged from
the elevator and smiled at the doorman. The doorman smiled back and
exchanged a few pleasantries. Kit saw his chance and took it. While
the doorman was engaged in conversation, he stealthily slipped
through the revolving door and dove behind a potted plant just inside
the door. Now,
for getting across the lobby to the elevator. Again,
luck was on his side. The gallant guard offered to walk the woman to her car.
Once they were outside, Kit sped across the lobby. His heart
pounding, he hit the ‘up’ button and kept his eyes peeled for the
doorman's return. After a moment, the door
opened. He stepped inside and pressed the floor number. When
the elevator door closed and the car began its ascent, Kit breathed a
sigh of relief. He was safe now. At
the 52nd floor, the elevator door opened. Kit cautiously
looked into the lab before stepping out. “Buzz?” he called. All he heard was the low hum of machines and a bo-ing!
Bo-ing! Bo-ing! What
in the world is that? the boy wondered. It sounds like a gigantic pogo stick. The
noise was getting louder by the second. All
of a sudden, an odd-looking figure jumped out from behind a tall
machine. Actually, it jumped over the machine. “Aah!”
Kit crouched as it bounced over him. “Kit?”
Buzz said, bouncing from the ceiling to floor. His lab coat
comically flapped up and down with every bounce. “Am I glad to see
you!” “Yeah.”
Kit’s head bobbed as he watched the inventor’s great leaping
bounds. “What are those?” he said, meaning Buzz’s shoes.
Each penny loafer had two springs taped to the bottom. “Springy
shoes designed for dusting the top of tall furniture. At least they
will be when I get the tension right on the springs. I can’t stop.
Been bouncing around here for hours,” the inventor said, as if
bouncing around the lab at all hours of the night was normal. “I’ll
stop you...somehow.” After Kit got into the rhythm of Buzz’s
bouncing, he lunged for the inventor’s legs. "Whoa!"
he yelled as he was dragged while the shoes
continued their jumping. His
head felt as if it was going to split as they bounced
ever lower and
lower. Finally,
their combined weight was enough to overtake the shoes. “Did...did
we stop?” Buzz stammered as he swayed, then fell on his backside. Holding
his spinning head, Kit replied, “I think so.” Buzz
removed the shoes, which bounced a little ways by themselves. “Next
time I’ll set the tension a little lower.” “Good
idea,” Kit said, dizzily getting to his feet. “Thanks
for the help, Kit. Stop by anytime,” Buzz said. He crawled
underneath a bench to retrieve one of the errant shoes. “Okay.”
When Kit got halfway to the elevator, he stopped. “Wait. I came
to ask you a favor.” Buzz
locked the shoes in a cupboard where their thumping could still be
heard. “Sure, sure. Anything.” “My
watch is busted. Can you fix it?” Kit took out his handkerchief and
shook out the pieces onto a lab bench. Buzz
peered at the pieces through his large, googly eyes. “Looks just
like my watch. Of course I can fix it. Make yourself at home.” He
started to rummage through drawers and cupboards in search of tools. Kit
sat down on a lab stool, his chin propped
in his hands. His eyes drooped
as he watched Buzz work. He must have
dozed off, because he woke
with a start when Buzz exclaimed, “I’ve got it!” Through
a yawn, Kit muttered, “Is my watch fixed?” “Not
only that, but I’ve thought of my next great invention. Platypus
carriers!” “Platypus
carriers?” Kit echoed wonderingly. “Yes.
For when you want to carry your platypus. It’ll be a sensation!
Everyone needs a platypus carrier.” Kit
picked up his now-intact watch and left, murmuring to himself, “That
Buzz sure is a crazy old coot, but he’s a great guy for fixing my
watch.” He looked at the
inscription inside. Satisfied that it
was his watch and that it
was repaired, he snapped the lid
shut. When
he arrived home around 11:00 PM, a light was on in the bathroom, so
he knew one of his parents was still awake. He skirted the building,
opened the office door, and peeked in. The room was dark, so he
slipped in and closed the door, cringing when it creaked. Halfway
up the stairs, he froze when he heard a faraway door slam. His eyes
strained to see through the darkness. At first, he didn’t see
anything. Then, he spotted a light coming from under the kitchen
door. Baloo's
getting a midnight snack, he thought. He
hurried up the stairs. Just as he passed the bathroom, the doorknob
rattled. Oh,
man! Kit
sped into his room and dove under the covers. He lay there, eyes
closed, trying to calm his breathing. At the last moment, he
remembered to remove his cap. He stashed it underneath the blanket. A
moment later, Rebecca tiptoed into the room. Kit held his breath
while she smoothed his hair and tucked the covers around him. She
stood there for a moment, her hand on his shoulder. A cold sweat
beaded on his forehead. What if she’d discovered somehow that he
wasn’t asleep? Much
to Kit’s delight, he felt her gentle kiss on his cheek. Then she
stepped out as quietly as she had come in, leaving the door open a
crack. Kit
breathed a sigh of relief. Feeling very warm and loved, his hand
stole up to his cheek where she had kissed him. Then,
Kit heard Baloo’s heavy tread plodding up the stairs. Out in the
hallway, Rebecca asked Baloo accusingly, “Are you eating
something?” Baloo
swallowed loudly. “Not anymore.” Rebecca
whapped Baloo playfully. “Are
the little tykes a-snoozin’?” Little
tykes? Kit thought, outraged. I’m thirteen years old,
for crying out loud! The
rest of Baloo and Rebecca’s murmured conversation faded as they
ascended the stairs to their bedroom. Any
joy that he had felt over Rebecca’s goodnight kiss was forgotten in
fuming over Baloo’s careless remark. Little
tyke? Baloo
had been thoughtless in the past, but that was going over the
line. The
worst part of was that Kit loved Baloo so much that he would go
through fire and water for him. It hurt excruciatingly that Baloo had
just tossed him aside like an empty wrapper. The
day that had begun so wonderfully for Kit ended in tears. End
of part 2
No
Time Like the Present Thursday
Morning A
state-of-the-art airplane cut through the clear, cerulean sky with
Kit Cloudkicker, Ace of the Skies, piloting. In the pocket of this
brave, determined young man was a letter direct from the President of
Usland destined to save the world. All
of a sudden, air pirates swooped down, peppering his plane with
bullets. Sorry,
guys. I’m outta here, he thought with a cocky grin. He
pushed the throttle up to increase his speed, but no matter which way
he went, no matter what tricks he used, the pirates stayed right on
his tail. Just
then, from out of nowhere, came the Sea Duck. Kit’s spirits
soared. Help had arrived. Together, he and Baloo would show those
air pirates a thing or two. To
his utter astonishment, the Sea Duck began firing on him. Since
when does the Duck have guns? Kit
picked up the mike to inform Baloo of his identity, but was
alarmed to find out that he couldn’t utter a syllable. The
gunfire from the Sea Duck poured in heavier and heavier. Kit
tried every trick he knew, but he couldn’t out-fly Baloo. Finally,
Kit’s wounded plane plummeted down, down, down towards a vast red
ocean, thick black smoke pouring from the engines, gaining momentum
with every heart-pounding second.. Kit,
who had no time to jump, squeezed his eyes shut and held his breath,
awaiting the plunge into the watery grave. Any
second...impact. “Kit,
wake up!” someone shouted, pouncing on him. “Aah!”
Kit yelped, heart racing. A
familiar voice said contritely, “Sorry I scared you.” Kit,
badly shaken by his nightmare, cracked his eyes open to see his
sister’s smiling face a few inches from his own. He let out a big
sigh of relief. “Molly?” “Hi.”
Molly hopped off of the bed, causing it to bounce slightly. “Daddy’s
making pancakes. He said that he’s the fastest flapjack flipper
this side of Philly.” “What
time is it?” Kit said groggily, glad that he was still alive. “Time
to get up, silly. Mommy says if you don’t get up now, you’ll be
late for the cargo run, and if you don’t hurry all the pancakes
will be gone.” She giggled as she skipped out the door. Jeepers,
what a nightmare! Kit blinked a few times to clear his head and
willed his heart to stop pounding. He took comfort in all of the
familiar objects in his room. Slightly
dazed, he arose. He dressed mechanically and grabbed his baseball
cap from where it hung on the bedpost, flipping the bill backwards.
The sight of his new pocket watch made him pause for a second. Oddly
enough, last night’s excursion to Khan Towers seemed more
dream-like than his nightmare. Kit
slipped the watch under his sweater beside his airfoil. After
quickly making his bed, he walked out of his room, down the hallway
to bathroom. The bathroom door was shut. When he turned the knob,
he found that it was locked. “Swell.” He
was about to knock when Rebecca emerged. She smiled at him
cheerfully. “Morning, sweetie. How’d you sleep?” “Fine.”
He wasn’t going to mention his late-night excursion to see Buzz.
Hoping that his guilt didn’t show, he hurried into the bathroom. Kit
wrinkled up his nose. The room reeked of hairspray. Choking a little,
he rushed to open the window to let the noxious fumes escape. He
was painfully embarrassed when he spotted Rebecca’s bra drying over
the shower rod. Blushing beet red, he reached for a towel to fling
over it, only to slip on Molly’s rubber ducky and do a nosedive on
the hard wooden floor. He
pushed himself up and went over to the sink, his head reeling. Upon
opening the medicine cabinet over the sink to get his toothbrush, an
avalanche of tiny bottles fell out. He caught every bottle except
for one, which shattered in the sink. The strong scent of Rebecca’s
perfume mingled with the waning scent of hairspray. “Uh-oh.
She’s not going to be happy about this...” Kit
piled the bottles on the back of the toilet. Very carefully, he
picked up as many glass shards as he could, then rinsed the rest down
the sink. He
was becoming annoyed. All he wanted to do was brush his teeth! A
thorough search of the medicine cabinet finally revealed that his
toothbrush and the toothpaste were on the topmost shelf. What’s
it doing up there? My toothbrush is always on the bottom
shelf! At least it used to be. Since
he couldn’t reach it, he climbed up on the sink. Just as his hand
closed over both toothbrush and toothpaste, he slipped and fell,
hitting his chin on the edge of the porcelain sink in the process. Now,
Kit was sore in more ways than one. He slammed the medicine cabinet
door shut and went about brushing his teeth. The Kit in the mirror
glowered darkly back at him. This was not the way his first full day
of being a part of a family was supposed to start. After
brushing his teeth, he returned his toothbrush to its rightful place
on the bottom shelf of the medicine cabinet. Seeing
the myriad of tiny bottles on the back of the toilet, he sighed in
exasperation. Why
do women need all this junk for anyway? he thought as he crammed
the bottles in the cabinet and shut the door as fast as he could. He
could hear them clinking and crashing inside. I
hope they all broke! His
chin throbbing, Kit went downstairs, thinking about how he should
break the news to Rebecca about her perfume. He hoped it wasn’t too
expensive. Then,
he thought of something that was critically important, something so
important that superceded even the pain of his bumped chin. During
the previous day’s excitement of the adoption and the adoption
party, he’d forgotten to ascertain where he and Baloo were going on
their cargo run today. He needed to know so that he could map a
flight plan before takeoff. Upon
entering the kitchen, he saw Rebecca and Molly sitting at the table.
Rebecca was perusing the newspaper and daintily sipped coffee while
Molly hungrily ate pancakes and bacon. Baloo stood in front of the
stove, spatula in hand. Four golden pancakes were sizzling in the
skillet, their hot, appetizing aroma mingling with the scent of bacon
and the sweet scent of maple syrup. “Get
your plate ready, Muffin,” Baloo said, sliding his spatula under
one of the pancakes. “Ready,
Daddy.” A ring of maple syrup around her mouth attested to the fact
that she’d already eaten several flapjacks. “Hold
it up real high.” Standing
on tiptoe, Molly held her plate over her head. “One
for the money. Two for the show. Three to get ready an’ four to
GO!” Baloo deftly flipped a pancakes on it. “Bull’s-eye!” he
said victoriously. “Right on the button. Want another one, Becky?” “No,
thanks, darling. Give them to Kit. He hasn’t had any yet.” “Hiya,
kiddo. Didn’t see ya there. Pull up a plate, an’ I’ll whip up
some more flapjacks,” Baloo said as he handed Kit a plate with
three pancakes. Humming, the big bear poured four more globs of
batter into the skillet. Kit
sat down at the table and reached for the bottle of maple syrup that
was sitting in the middle of the circular table. He poured a
generous amount of syrup on his pancake stack and asked, “Baloo,
where are we...?” Before
he could ask about the destination of their cargo run, Rebecca
interrupted anxiously: “Kit, honey, where’d you get that nasty
bump on your chin? I hope you aren’t coming down with the mumps.” Swallowing
a bite of pancake, Kit shook his head. “I already had the mumps
years ago at the orphanage.” Looking
him over critically, she felt his forehead, then put her fingers on
his wrist.. “No fever. Pulse steady.” “I
just bumped my chin on the sink upstairs. It’s fine, really,” he
futilely protested as she got up, grabbed a dishtowel from a drawer,
and bustled over to the icebox. “You don’t have to go to any
trouble, Miz...Rebecca.” “It’s
no trouble. How in the world did you bump your chin on the sink
anyway?” Thinking
about all of those broken little bottles that belonged to her, Kit
shrugged and said truthfully enough, “I slipped.” “You
should be more careful, sweetie.” Rebecca placed the cold compress
on his chin. “There. Hold it like that and sit still.” Kit
nodded. The cold, wet compress was making his fingers ache and chin
numb. “Can you tell me where...?” “Hush!”
Rebecca admonished. “If you don’t stop moving, the swelling will
never go down.” Icy
droplets were dripping on his legs and making him uncomfortable. He
shifted slightly in his chair, saying earnestly, “But, Miz
Cunningham, I really need to know...!” Molly
interjected with, “Can we have pancakes every morning?” Baloo,
who was flipping the flapjacks in the skillet, replied languidly,
“Depends.” “On
what?” The little girl ran her finger around her plate and licked
it. Rebecca
gave her a reproving look and handed her a napkin. “It all depends
if Baloo can get up this early every morning.” “No,
huh?” Molly said innocently. Kit,
who was simultaneously holding the compress to his face with one hand
and eating pancakes with his other hand, smirked. “She
knows you well, Baloo,” Rebecca laughed. Pretending
to be annoyed, Baloo gently tweaked Molly’s nose. “Sometimes
you’re too smart for your own good, Button-nose.” Sensing
a lull in the conversation, Kit said quickly, “Miz C...Rebecca,
where are we...?” But
his question was cut off by the ringing of the telephone in the
office/living room. Rebecca
rose from her chair, murmuring, “That better not be Henry calling
to say that he messed up our mango order again. I spend more time on
the phone with that man than I do all of our clients combined...” Kit
was almost to the boiling point. No one would allow him get a word in
edgewise, and he had to know where they were going on their
cargo run - and soon. “Papa Bear, where are...?” “Hot
an’ fluffy,” Baloo said jovially, piling four more pancakes on
Kit’s plate. “Just like ya like ‘em. Eat up, Li’l Britches.” Kit
cringed inwardly when Baloo patted him on the head. As if I was a
little kid. He recalled the ‘little tyke’ remark that he had
overheard the pilot say the night before. The anger from that
remembered remark along with the frustration, the dejection, the
abject disappointment that he had felt at the adoption party rolled
over him like a great, dark wave. In
addition, an irritating, icy cold rivulet was running down his neck.
Something snapped inside of him. “Jeez,
what am I - chopped liver?” he shouted. “Can’t I ask
one, simple question around here?” Frightened
by his outburst, Molly stopped eating; a half-eaten piece bacon
protruded from her mouth. Baloo, who had stopped humming, flipped a
flapjack onto his head and stared at Kit in utter astonishment. Rebecca
poked her head from office, her hand over the telephone receiver.
“What’s wrong?” Struggling
to keep his emotions under control, Kit said shakily, “I just want
to know where we’re going on today’s delivery.” “Lumbago,”
Baloo and Rebecca said simultaneously, flashing each other a
questioning look. “I
knew that,” Molly whispered tremulously, peeking over the tabletop. “Well,I didn’t and I’m the navigator!” Kit threw
down the towel with a clunk of ice. He then stormed outside,
banging the door. Baloo
plucked the pancake from his head and ate it. “What’s up with
him?” Thoughtfully,
Rebecca murmured, “I wonder...” Outside,
Kit hurried past Wildcat’s houseboat to the Sea Duck,
wishing that Wildcat was there instead of in Boomstone. In his
simple, bumbling way, the mechanic knew how to fix hurt feelings.
Instead, he climbed into the cockpit and closed the door behind him
in an attempt to shut out his troubles. He
rummaged around in the glove box until he found the maps that he was
looking for. His anger subsided as he deftly charted a course for
Lumbago. That done, he carefully folded the maps and returned his
pencil and sextant to his pocket. His fingers closed around his new
watch. He pulled it out of his pocket and opened it. Kit’s
eyes lingered on the inscription. Could
it have been only yesterday morning that he was so happy, so excited
to finally be a part of a family? And
now... His
feelings were so badly mixed that he didn’t know what hewas feeling. He’d
wanted to be part of a family for so long and this was what he
got? A father who ignored him, a fussy, overbearing mother, and a
hyperactive little sister who kept interrupting him. How
many nights had he prayed that they would become a real family? That
Rebecca and Molly would stay with him and Baloo forever? That Baloo
and Rebecca would get married so he could have a mother and father
like a regular kid? He’d
only had a family for one day, and already they were driving him
crazy. Maybe having a family wasn’t going to be all he had hoped it
would be. Kit
returned his watch to his pocket and swiftly swiped the back of his
hand across his eyes. A
Half Hour Later At
long last, Limbo’s Long-Lasting Liniment was loaded in the
seaplane, ready to be delivered to the hospital in Lumbago. Kit sat
in the navigator’s seat, waiting impatiently as Baloo and Rebecca
lingered over their goodbyes. They stood on the dock, locked in each
other’s embrace. “I
love you,” Rebecca murmured dreamily. “I
love you more.” “No,
I love you more.” “Ilove you more.” Kit
gritted his teeth. Any other time, his parents’ lovey-dovey
dialogue would have seemed almost cute. But not this morning. He
felt ready to jump out of his skin with impatience when Baloo finally
climbed into the cockpit. After he started up the engines, the pilot
blew kisses to Rebecca through the open window. Molly,
who stood on the dock beside Rebecca, grinned and waved at Kit. “Bye,
big brother!” Kit
gave her a curt wave. Let’s
just go already! Kit
was relieved when the Sea Duck taxied away from the dock, away
from Higher for Hire, away from Rebecca and Molly, and took off. Three
Hours Later Kit
peered out the window at the dull grey clouds crowding around the Sea
Duck, engulfing it in gloom. In addition to the purr of the twin
Superflight engines, his ears were filled with the roar of a strong
southernly wind. Because
of the gale threatening to blow them off course and because he’d
never been to Lumbago before, the young navigator had to keep on top
of their position, or they’d get lost. To
his consternation, he had had to mention the course corrections
several times before it penetrated Baloo’s thick skull. Because of
that and the wind, they were a trifle off-course and a little behind
schedule. We
could wind up in Watoosi and he wouldn’t even care, Kit
thought bitterly. Baloo,
humming as he flew, was completely oblivious to Kit’s scowl as well
as the grey weather around them. From where he was, the sun was
shining all over. “Five
degrees south,” Kit said clearly and precisely, pitching his voice
above the combined noise of engines and wind. After
a few moments, Baloo awoke from his pleasant daydream. “Huh? You
say somethin’, kid?” Kit
sighed with exasperation. “It’s just our course correction,
that’s all. No big deal.” Incognizant
of Kit’s sarcastic tone, Baloo said jovially, “Give it to me
again, Li’l Britches. Ol’ Papa Bear’s all ears.” Once
again, Kit gave him the coordinates, and Baloo turned the plane
accordingly. “Ya
know, I think I married the best gal on earth.” Here
we go again, Kit thought, fixing his eyes out the starboard
window. All Baloo had done on this trip was sing Rebecca’s praises,
and, frankly, he wasn’t in the mood to hear it again; but, being in
a plane ten thousand feet in the air, he had no choice. Kit
propped his chin in his hand and sighed. Baloo
chuckled, “Another sigh like that an’ you’ll blow us off
course.” “What
do you care?” Kit mumbled under his breath. He savagely gouged a
hole in the map with his sextant. Baloo
wiggled a finger in his ear. “How’s that, kid?” “Isaid,” Kit snapped, “what do you care if we’re off
course or not?” Baffled
by Kit’s outburst, Baloo was truly taken aback. He thought that
everyone was as happy as he was. He looked at Kit as if he hadn’t
seen him in a long time. “I care.” “Sure
you do - about Rebecca.” Kit glared out the window, refusing to
meet Baloo’s eyes. Baloo,
confused and alarmed at his son’s behavior, said, “Wait a doggone
minute! I care ‘bout you an’ Molly, too. I adopted ya, didn’t
I?” Kit,
his mood as dark as the clouds outside, said frostily, “It was
better before you adopted us.” “Now
you’re plumb not makin’ sense!” “Oh,
like you make sense all the time?” Kit scoffed. He met
Baloo’s eyes with the most defiant scowl the big bear had ever seen
from his son. Baloo
recoiled. He was deeply pained to think that Kit hated
him and the return of the tough-guy routine confused him.
Tentatively, he ventured, “I thought you wanted me an’ Becky to
get married. I thought ya liked her.” “I
did...I do.” Kit waved dismissively and returned to staring out the
window. “Aw, you’ll never understand.” “C’mon,
Kit, don’t be like that.” Baloo put a gentle paw on the boy’s
shoulder. Kit
shrugged him off and scooted to far side of the seat. Rubbing
the back of his neck, a very hurt, concerned, bewildered Baloo gazed
at his son. He was failing his first day of fatherhood and he didn’t
know why. For lack of anything better to say, he asked, “What time
ya got? Don’t wanna be late.” “That’s
a first,” Kit said sardonically. He pulled out his new pocket watch
and checked the time. “It’s 9:45.” “You
sure about that?” Baloo squinted at the sun that had just broke
through a gap the clouds, bathing the seaplane in its warm glow. “Mr.
Sun’s tellin’ me it’s closer to noon.” Before
he could retort, “I know how to tell time!” Kit held the
watch to his ear. It wasn’t ticking. He murmured under his breath,
“I guess Buzz didn’t fix it after all.” “Buzz?
What about Buzz?” “Broke,”
Kit said quickly. He wasn’t in the mood to explain why he went to
see Buzz the night before. “My watch is broken.” “Already?It’s brand-spankin’ new.” Baloo snatched the timepiece and
shook it. When the watch didn’t even try to tick, he said, “So
much for authentic Swizz craftsmanship. Maybe we shoulda got ya that
knife after all.” Frowning,
Kit retrieved his watch and carefully looked it over. Seeing that
the knob on the side wasn’t pushed in, he murmured to himself, “So
that’s the problem.” He set the hands to twelve o’clock, then,
he pushed in the knob. With
a jarring jerk, a blinding flash of light, and a thundering boom,
the Sea Duck disappeared. End
of part 3
No
Time Like the Present The
Sea Duck When
Kit and Baloo, their heads reeling, had blinked the spots from their
eyes, they could see that instead of ocean, strange vegetation
flashed beneath them. The Sea Duck was soaring over what
seemed to be a primordial forest. Off in the distance were several
volcanoes, belching spurts of lava. “When
did we hit the jungle?” Baloo said, bewildered. “Look
out!” Kit yelled as a pterodactyl with a wingspan as wide as theSea Duck swooped towards them. Baloo
dove sharply to avoid it, putting them on a collision course with a
Tyrannosaurus Rex. “Aah!”
Kit yelped, digging his fingers into the armrests. “Port! Port!” “Don’t
hafta tell me twice.” Baloo jerked the seaplane to the left,
barely missing the dinosaur’s snapping mouth full of razor-sharp
teeth by inches. TheSea Duck swooped up again until it was skimming high over
the tree canopy, out of the reach of any hungry dinosaurs who might
want to sink their teeth into it. Baloo
swiped his arm across his brow. “I think we took a wrong turn
somewheres.” “Yeah,”
Kit panted, keeping his eyes peeled for more large, man-eating
reptiles. “Well,
you’re my navigator, Kit. Where are we?” “I’m
not sure,” Kit murmured, instinctively knowing that this jungle
wasn’t on any known map. He pondered as to how they could have
gotten to the prehistoric age. As far as he knew, neither he nor
Baloo did anything unusual before the bright flash and loud noise.
One thing was for certain: it couldn’t have been done by pirates
with mirrors, because the jungle and dinosaurs were far too elaborate
for even Don Karnage and his thieving gang. He recalled the events
leading up to their being in the jungle. He and Baloo were arguing,
he adjusted his watch, and... “My watch!” “Your
watch?” Baloo glanced at the pocket watch in his son’s hands. It
looked like an ordinary watch to him. “What about your watch?” Kit
briefly filled him in about the watch breaking and his late-night
excursion to Khan Towers. “I think Buzz fixed my watch toowell. Maybe even turned it into a time travel device.” “Time
travel?” Baloo chuckled. “You’ve been readin’ too many comic
books. Everyone knows time travel ain’t possible.” “Isthat possible?” Kit said, his voice cracking as he pointed
to the pterodactyl that was playing a game of air chicken with theSea Duck. Flustered,
Baloo stammered, “Well...I...you...” As the screeching
pterodactyl, flying at ramming speed, drew closer and closer, he said
through gritted teeth, “You’ve got some major explainin’ to do,
kid.” “Can
we get out of here first?” Kit randomly turned the watch’s hands
forward and punched in the knob. Once
again, the Sea Duck bucked and reared as a bright flash filled
Baloo and Kit’s eyes and a thunderous roar filled their ears. A
split second later, the pterodactyl and the jungle were ancient
history, but that didn’t mean that they were safe. Instead
of a pterodactyl, there was a silver car-sized thing coming right
towards them. The driver of the approaching vehicle, a wild-eyed man
with bushy white hair, frantically honked and stuck his head out the
window, waving and shouting. Sharply
yanking back on the stick to get out of the way, Baloo cried, “First
dinosaurs, now spaceships?” Pressing
his nose to the window, Kit peered out. They were flying above a
city, but it was unlike any city he’d ever seen. Suspended in the
air above the metropolis were lights resembling that of a runway and
traversing these lighted pathways were all sorts of flying objects
that looked like the spaceships in his Space Riders comics. Wide-eyed,
a baffled Baloo looked over at Kit. “Okay, ya convinced me, kid.
That watch is dangerous with a capital ‘danger’. I’m gonna
hafta have a talk with Buzz when we get back.” “Ifwe get back. I think I took us too far forward in time this time.”
Kit carefully turned the watch’s hands backwards a few hours.
“Here goes,” he said, clicking the knob into place. The
pilot and navigator, being prepared for the boom and bright
flash, squeezed their eyes shut. When
they dared to open their eyes, they found themselves in the middle of
a blizzard. Because of the howling winds and blinding, driving snow,
they couldn’t see anything save a solid wall of white. If not for
the Googleschlocker gyrocompass, they wouldn’t have known which way
was up. “Whoa!
Talk about a cold snap!” Baloo exclaimed, every muscle in his body
straining to hold the Sea Duck steady. “This is worse’n
springtime in Thembria. Get us outta here, Kit!” “But
I don’t know how to work this thing!” Kit yelled over the roar of
the wind. “We could end up someplace worse!” Although
Baloo couldn’t see out the windows, he was aware from the drag that
ice was amassing on the wings and propellers. His suspicions were
unfortunately confirmed when the Sea Duck went into a spin.
Engine number one had frozen solid. Before he had time to correct the
spin, engine number two froze, causing the seaplane to stop spinning
and began dropping like a rock. Watching
the altimeter plummet faster than the temperature, Baloo nervously
wiped at the sweat freezing on his brow and shouted, “It don’t
get worse than this! In about two seconds, the Duck’ll turn
into a gigantic frozen popsicle, not to mention us! Do somethin’! Anything!” Kit
set the watch hands forward one hour. “Here goes everything,” he
muttered. Cringing, he punched in the knob. Boom!and the bright flash. To
their relief, the snowstorm disappeared. Left in its place was the
eerie silence of a double engine stall. “Start
the engines, Baloo! Start the engines!” “No
dice! They’re frozen solider than a Thembrian icebox.” Baloo
pitched the nose forward to correct the stall and to keep them from
going into a spin. “Just
like everything else,” Kit muttered. Because the windshield and
side windows were covered with a thick, opaque ice, they couldn’t
ascertain their position. He prayed that there was nothing to run
into up ahead like a mountain. After failing to get the frozen window
to roll down, the young navigator frantically tried to defrost a spot
on the windshield by rubbing at the glass with his palm. “Where
are we, Britches? What’s our heading?” Baloo said, panicked. “I’m
working on it.” As he rubbed at the window, adrenaline coursed
through his veins. But it was no use. The ice was too thick to melt
with only the heat from his cold hands. In desperation, he tried the
door handle, but the door was frozen shut, too. Baloo
ran his eyes over the control panel. He didn’t like what he saw.
With the combined weight of the cargo and ice, they were dropping
like a rock. He tried the engines one more time, but they wouldn’t
start. “Kit!” “I
know. I know!” Loathe as he was to harm the Sea Duck, it
appeared that he had no choice. Picking up the flashlight, he started
whacking it against the side window. “Come on,” he said through
clenched teeth as he aimed one powerful blow after another at the
glass. Finally,
a baseball-sized portion of the window shattered. Kit poked the
glass pieces outside with the end of the flashlight, allowing a gust
of warm air into the cockpit. The boy peered through the hole. “We’re
over a forest,” he said in relief. “No mountains or buildings or
other obstacles in sight. And there’s a clearing!” He checked
his compass. “Turn to one-four-oh degrees, quick!” “C’mon,
baby,” Baloo said, wrenching the steering yoke to the right. Kit
instructed, “Bank her in at 15 degrees. Now back 2 degrees. Uh-oh!
Here comes the trees!” He flew back in his seat and buckled his
seatbelt. “Hang
onto your kneecaps,” Baloo murmured, gritting his teeth. Pilot
and navigator braced themselves as the underside of the Sea Duck’sfuselage grazed the tops of the trees, causing the plane to rock
violently. They heard the horrible splintering of branches and the
high-pitched squeal of wood scraping against metal. “Whoa!”
both yelled as the ice sheath covering the windshield blew off in one
large chunk and shattered as it bounced over the top of the plane,
allowing them to see the whirlwind of leaves and branches whizzing
past them. For
a wonder, the landing gear deployed, and when the wheels touched
turf, Baloo stomped on the brakes, causing the plane to fishtail. The
trees at the edge of the clearing were coming up fast. "We're runnin' outta runway!" “Papa
Bear!” Kit shouted, squeezing his eyes shut. He felt the plane
swing wildly to the right, then back to the left, then the searing
pain of his seatbelt squeezing against his midriff when it shuddered
to a stop. “You
okay, Li’l Britches?” Baloo gasped, prying his aching fingers
from the control yoke. Kit
slowly opened his eyes. Exhaling with relief, he said wearily, “Yeah.
You?” “Been
better.” For
a few moments, they sat in stunned silence, staring at the green
leaves pressed against the windshield and listening to the ice chunks
sliding off the Sea Duck. The glimpses out the side windows
told them that they were ringed in by forest on all sides. It seemed
to be a warm, peaceful place. “I
wonder where we are,” Kit mused, glancing at watch in his hand. “I
wonder when we are.” Frustrated,
Baloo pounded his fist against the control yoke. “Doggone it! If
we don’t make it home by supper, Becky’ll worry.” The
scowl returned to Kit’s face. “Becky, Becky, Becky. Is that allyou ever think about?” He unbuckled his seatbelt and turned the
door handle, but the door wouldn’t budge. With a swift, angry
kick, the half-frozen door flew open, allowing him to jump out. “Hey,
where do you think you’re goin’?” Baloo shouted, fumbling with
his seatbelt. “Kit! Hey, Kit! Li’l Britches!” Ignoring
Baloo, Kit kept walking into the woods. He had to get away from Baloo
and his everlasting prating about Becky. When he had gone a few
hundred yards, he sat down on a mossy log, his back to the Sea
Duck. “Miles,years, away from home, we don’t know where we are, and the
only thing he thinks about is Rebecca.” Kit
recalled the first day that he had known Baloo. He had stormed off
then too, mad that Baloo cared more for the Sea Duck than him.
That time, Baloo proved that Kit meant more by sacrificing the
gorilla birds to save him from the air pirates. But the Sea Duckwas just a thing, a machine. Rebecca was a warm, loving, intelligent
person - and Baloo’s wife. He
stared at his innocuous-looking pocket watch, still clutched tightly
in his hand. It was ticking away steadily. I
wish I knew how this thing works... Kit
jumped when he heard a twig snap behind him. Seeing Baloo, he
resolutely turned his back to the approaching pilot, snapped the
watch’s cover shut, and slipped it beneath his sweater. “There
ya are, kid,” Baloo said, relief evident in his voice. Without
turning, Kit said sarcastically, “Oh, so you wanna talk to me now?” Baloo
sat down gingerly on the log, causing it to sag and creak ominously.
Kit scooted towards the end. “You
know better than to go runnin’ off in a strange place.” “Is
this the fatherly lecture?” Refusing to meet Baloo’s eyes, Kit disdainfully flicked a mushroom off the log. Baloo,
at his wit’s end, wrung his hat in his hands. “You know I ain’t
got much practice at this parenting stuff. Tell me what I’m doin’
wrong.” “Where
do you want me to start?” Kit retorted with a scornful smile. “Does
it got somethin’ ta do with Becky?” Kit
opened his mouth to spout something sarcastic, but changed his mind.
Instead, the tough-guy expression dropped from his face, leaving a
very miserable boy. After a long pause, he whispered sadly, “Yeah.” Fiddling
with his cap, Baloo said quietly, “I thought ya liked Becky.” “I
do,” Kit mumbled, absently running his finger along a groove in the
log’s bark. “She’s a...a great person and I really like...loveher, but...but whenever she’s around, you act like...” “Like?” “Like
I don’t exist.” “I
do, huh?” As was his habit, Baloo rubbed the back of his neck
anxiously. Kit
flicked his finger against another mushroom. Brokenly, he mumbled,
“I miss you, Papa Bear. I miss the fun we used to have, just you
and me. And...and now...” “Yeah?” With
a sigh, Kit admitted, “I don’t know if I want a father if it
means losing my best friend.” After
a momentary pause, Baloo murmured contritely, “You’re right, Li’l
Britches.” Astonished,
Kit looked over at the big bear. Baloo
smiled sadly and put a hand on Kit’s shoulder; this time, he wasn’t
shrugged off. “Gimme a second chance?” Before
Kit could say anything, their attentions were arrested by something
crashing through the forest nearby. “What was that?” Baloo
and Kit hurried to the clearing just in time to see a knight astride
his noble, yet slightly saggy steed emerge from the forest. The
sunlight glinted off his shining armor as well as the scabbard that
hung from his side. In his hand, he carried a long, deadly-looking
lance. He and his horse made a semi-circle circuit of the seaplane
once, then twice. “What
ho, dragon!” the knight called to the Sea Duck. “Prepare
to be vanquished.” When
Baloo had picked his chin off the ground, he whispered, “What’s
‘vanquished’?” Kit
made a slashing motion across his throat. Baloo
gulped. “That’s what I was afraid of.” The
knight backed his horse to the very edge of the clearing, brandished
his lance, and charged the Sea Duck. “No!
Not my baby!” Baloo shouted, running towards the knight. Before
the pilot could get halfway across the clearing, the knight’s lance
struck the seaplane’s back hatch, but the horse kept going. The
knight fell off the horse and landed on the grass where he lay there,
helplessly flailing his metal-clad limbs. “Helpeth! I havest
fallen and I canst gettest up!” Kit
rushed past Baloo to the knight’s aid. “Wait,
kid!” Baloo said, jogging after his son. “You don’t know if he
has more of them pointy sticks.” “We
can’t just leave him there. Besides, he can tell us where we are.”
To the knight, Kit said, “We’ll help you, mister.” As
they helped him struggle to a sitting position, the knight said in a
muffled voice, “Thank thee, O noble sires. Canst thou please
removest my helmet so I mightest view the visages of my kindly
rescuers?” Baloo
tugged and tugged on the helmet, but it would not budge. He panted,
“It’s no use. It’s stuck tighter’n a burr in a dog’s fur.” “Where’s
a can opener when you need one?” Kit murmured. Getting an idea, his
eyes lit up. He ran to Sea Duck, and returned with tube of
liniment. “What if we tried this?” Baloo
shrugged. “Give it a go.” Kit
liberally squirted some around the seam where the helmet met the
neck. Then, Baloo twisted the helmet and pulled upwards. This time,
it slid off. “Dunder?”
Baloo and Kit cried, surprised. “How
didst thou knowest my name?” the familiar-looking warthog
exclaimed. “Lucky
guess,” Kit said sheepishly. “Thou
must be great sorcerers to divine such knowledge,” Dunder said,
awe-struck, as he took in the bears’ odd-looking clothing. “Not
prezactly,” the big bear said, assisting the knight to his feet.
“Name’s Baloo. I’m a pilot. If it’s got wings I can fly it.
Sometimes if it doesn’t. This here’s my plane.” He gestured
proudly to the Sea Duck. Astonished,
Dunder’s eyes moved from the pilot to his plane. “You are master
of the great yellow dragon?” Baloo
grinned. “Guess you could put it that way.” “Are
you also a master of the yellow dragon?” Dunder asked Kit. “I’m
sort of a master in training,” Kit said proudly. Dunder
nodded solemnly. “I, too, am in training. Verily, I wish to be a
true knight, but, alas, I have yet to pass my final challenge.” “Challenge?”
Baloo echoed. “Aye,
I must slay the dragon that lives in the Dragon Den.” “Gee,
sounds rough,” Kit said sympathetically. “If
I fail, I become a court jester, the most disgraceful and
disagreeable position in all the land.” Dunder examined the liniment
used to get helmet off. He ran his finger around the rim of his
helmet and licked it off his finger. “This...” “Liniment,”
Kit supplied. “Aye. It has a goodly taste. May I havest more?” “Knock
yourself out.” Baloo gave him the tube. “Knock
myself out? Why wouldst I do that?” Dunder said, fascinated by the tube’s screw-on cap. Baloo
chuckled. “Never mind.” They
all turned when they heard rustling and clanking behind them. Soon, a
donkey bearing a short knight came crashing through bushes. The
knight’s lance dragged on the ground. “Must
be winter. The knights are gettin’ shorter,” Baloo joked. “Knight-in-training
Dunder!” the second knight said in a lisping voice. “What is the
meaning of this? Why aren’t thou practicing thy knightly duties?” “I
was meeting new friends, sire.” “Knights
don’t have friends. How many times must I tellest thou that? And
when we get home, I needest thou to dry off the inside of my helmet
again. It’s all dampeth.” “Yes,
sire.” When
the donkey came to a stop, the diminutive knight snapped, “Dunder!” “Sorry,
sire.” Dunder removed the shorter knight from the donkey’s back
and set him gently on the ground, then raised his helmet’s visor. “Spigot?”
Baloo and Kit said simultaneously. “That’s...”
Spigot’s tone of voice changed from annoyed to pleased. He preened
and stood as tall as his short stature would allow. “Yes. It
seemest my reputation hast preceedeth me...as it shouldst. I am Sir
Spigot, Dragon Slayer Extraordinaire, Bravest Knight in all of
Hammalot.” “Hammalot?”
Baloo and Kit echoed wonderingly. Sir
Spigot pounded his breastplate with his fist. “Standeth back
whilst I dispose of yon dragon permanently. Knight-in-Training
Dunder, my lance.” “But
your knightship,” Baloo interjected. “ This ain’t a dragon.
It’s an airplane.” “Air...plane?”
Sir Spigot stumbled over the word uncertainly. “Ah-ha! A new noble
beast for me to conquesteth! The king will be so please-ed.”
With a grunt of exertion, he brandished his sword, but couldn’t
swing it, because it was too heavy. Its point dropped to the ground. Baloo
threw himself between Spigot and the seaplane. “But I’m tellin’
ya. That ain’ no beast.” “Does
thou...” Clank! went his visor. Irately pushing up the
visor, he continued, “Does thou darest defy Sir Spigot?” “Well...yeah!” “Knight-in-training
Dunder! Seize them!” “How
come?” Baloo asked. “For
preventing a knight from performing his knightly duties. Our
glorious king will decideth your punishment.” “Way
to go, Baloo,” Kit sarcastically as they were gently led away by
Dunder. “Hey,
it wasn’t my fault that that watch landed us here.” Hammalot From
far away, Hammalot appeared to be a place where peace and prosperity
reigned. The white stone castle, complete with many turrets that
reached towards the blue sky, sat on a verdure hill overlooking a
serene river. Gathered under the protective wings of the castle was a
picturesque village consisting of thatched-roof huts. Both the castle
and village were securely surrounded by a high wall with many
guard-posts. The only means of entry into Hammalot was through a
drawbridge in the wall. As
they walked across the drawbridge, Baloo commented, “It looks like
somethin’ outta one of Molly’s storybooks.” Upon
closer inspection, Hammalot wasn’t so picturesque. Pigs, dogs, and
chickens as well as dirty children ran rampant in the squalid
streets. Serfs in drab clothing skittered out of their way in
deference to knights as they passed. Spigot,
who seemed to be oblivious to the filth and poverty surrounding him,
preened with pride. “Welcome to Hammalot, fairest city in the
land.” Kit
couldn’t help contrasting the rag-clad serfs and lowly huts with
the shining castle. Just like Thembria, only in a warmer climate.At that moment, he almost wished for the freezing temperatures of
Thembria if only to mask the stench that couldn’t have only been
attributed to the livestock. Baloo
and Kit were marched into the castle, down a long corridor with high
vaulted ceilings and colorful tapestries lining the walls. Two
ladies-in-waiting of warthog persuasion clad in bright silk gowns and
pointy hats with streamers trailing from the top curtsied and stared
after the strangers with large eyes. At
the end of the hall was a pair of tall, double doors that reached to
the ceiling. They all waited as Spigot spoke a few words to the man
guarding the door. The
guard peered at Baloo and Kit for a few moments before opening one of
the doors and announcing in a booming voice, “Sir Spigot,
Knight-in-Training Dunder, and two captives.” Before
entering the throne room, Dunder and Spigot removed their helmets and carried them under their arms.
Spigot licked his palm to slick back his hair, then strutted into the room.
Everyone else followed - Dunder meekly, with eyes cast down, Baloo and Kit with eyes wide and mouths agape. The
throne
room was fitted out with the best that money could buy. Almost
every inch of the walls were covered with tapestries depicting the
glorious feats of the Knights of the Sound Table. On the left side
was the legendary table itself where a few knights were gathered,
drinking mead out of pewter mugs. And at the far end of the throne room
were two large, ornate chairs where the king and queen sat. In
attendance were the faithful ladies-in-waiting. Adding to the
mayhem was a jester, who pranced around the room, playing his lute
and singing. All activity, save for the queen’s noisy gnawing on a
turkey leg and the jester’s singing, ceased when Baloo and Kit
entered. “What
is it, Sir Nozzle?” the king, who looked suspiciously like the High
Marshall, drawled. “Sir
Spigot, O Worthy Sire,” he corrected with a deep bow. “Whatever.”
The
king plucked the lute from the jester and broke it over the
entertainer's head, causing him to slump to the floor, unconscious.
“Why havest thou pestereth us? Cannot thou seest that we are busy?” The
queen, having finished her turkey leg, tossed the bone at Spigot. It ricocheted off his breastplate with a clang. “Well
thrown, my queen,” Spigot said with a nervous laugh. Grunting,
the queen snapped for the page to bring her another turkey leg. “Gettest
thou to the point, Nozzle.” Proudly,
Sir Spigot proclaimed, “Knight-in-training Dunder and I foundest
yon dangerous strangers lurking in the forest.” The
king yawned. “Thou knowest the drill. Burn them at the stake.” Baloo exclaimed, “But I don’t wanna die before I’m born!” Before
they even had a chance to flee, four big, burly knights flanked the
time travelers and started dragging them towards the door. “Help!”
Baloo and Kit yelled. End
of part 4
No
Time Like the Present Hammalot Baloo
and Kit were tied back-to-back to a charred stake in the middle of a
grassy courtyard. Under their feet was a big pile of firewood.
Everyone in the realm, from the lowliest peasant to the King and
Queen, was in attendance. After all, it wasn’t every day that they
got to see a good burning at the stake. The
court jester strolled amongst the crowd, strumming on his patched up
lute and singing to the tune of ‘Greensleeves’: “The strangers
will burneth, their eyes will sting, much to the delight of the Queen
and King...” Baloo
muttered, “I’d like ta make somethin’ of his sting.” He tried
to wriggle his bound hands, but the knots were too secure. He
couldn’t even move his pinkies. Slumping against the stake in
defeat, he said, “Well, guess this is so long, Li’l Britches. It
was nice knowin’ ya.” Kit,
whose was concentrating on freeing his hands, said absently, “Yeah.
Same to you, Papa Bear.” When he had loosened the knot enough to
slip his small hands out, he murmured a triumphant, “But I’m not
burned yet.” Feeling
Kit working on his ropes, Baloo grinned. “It’s really nice
ta know ya.” Following
a loud trumpet fanfare that rendered half of Hammalot deaf, Sir
Spigot clanked up to the royal box where the King and Queen sat on
their outdoor thrones, shaded from the hot sun by a striped canopy.
Removing his helmet and handing it to Dunder, who stood respectfully
behind him, he bowed theatrically, then said, “Thy royal
highnesses, honorable knights of the Sound Table, beautiful ladies of
the court...” He flashed a simpering smile at the women. The
king barked, “Keepeth it short, Sir Spigot!” Spigot
cleared his throat. “Anon, we art about to burneth yon strange
strangers...” Under
his breath, Baloo interjected, “Nobody’s stranger’n you,
shorty.” “But
before the strangers art toasted to a crispeth, perhaps you’d like
to hear of my latest-eth dashing deeds, sire.” “Another
dragon, Nozzle?” the apathetic King said while the crowd groaned. “It
was as tall as a full-grown oak and a wingspan of a hundred eagles.
Thou shouldst seen the destruction it caused in the forest. Whole
trees snapped in two.” “It
made-eth a big mess,” Dunder added. “But
the scurvy beast was no match for Sir Spigot! One well-placed
jabbeth with my lance and the dragon was silence-eth. Sire, mightest
I request that thy royal highness and thy lovely wife,” the Queen
stopped gobbling a mutton leg long enough to look disdainfully at Sir
Spigot; “travel to yon dell two hilltops over to see-eth the
carcass of this great beast?” The
king snorted impatiently. “If it existeth.” The
other knights snickered. They knew Sir Spigot’s reputation for
tall tales. “But
it does existeth, sire! I sweareth it does!” Sir Spigot
cried. “Verily!”
Dunder waved the tube of liniment above his head. “The strangers
brought this out of the belly of the yellow dragon.” “What
manner of strange substance is that, pray tell?” the king asked
languidly. “The
strangers call it liniment. It getteth helmets off, stoppeth squeaks,
and has a goodly taste.” The
queen perked up her ears. She snapped her fingers, prompting the page
to seize the liniment from Dunder and bring it to her. After tasting
one drop, she smacked her lips, smiled, and squeezed the entire tube
into her mouth. She then grunted, “Good! More!” From
atop the pyre, Baloo yelled, “We got a whole bunch of that stuff
back in the plane, er, yellow dragon. We’ll give it to ya if you
let us go.” “Theymasteresth the yellow dragon?” the king said, showing slight
astonishment. Everyone’s
eyes turned to Baloo and Kit, who were now untied, but trying to act
as if they weren’t. Dunder
nodded furiously. “Aye. They toldest me so.” A
gasp ran through the crowd. Everyone stepped a few paces back from
the stake. “Listen,
folks, this is all a big misunderstandin’. Ya see, this mornin’
me an’ Kit were...” Forgetting that he was supposed to be tied
to the stake, Baloo stepped to the edge of the woodpile. From
within the amazed crowd, two people shouted: “Howst he came to be
freed?” and “They must be great sorcerers, indeed!” “Great
sorcerers?” Baloo said wonderingly, looking behind him. Seeing no
one there but Kit, he squeaked, “Us?” The
king demanded, “If thou art a sorcerer, show us thy magic.” Baloo
gulped. “Magic?” Glancing helplessly at Kit, his mind raced to
remember any of Louie’s magic tricks. Kit
shrugged and murmured, “Nothing like a command performance.” He
didn’t like the fact that they were surrounded by knights with
swords that could mince them into itty-bitty pieces. “Magic
now!” the king commanded loudly. Getting
a sudden idea, Baloo began digging through his shirt pocket. “Gimmee
a sec, your majesty.” “What
are you doing?” Kit whispered. “Lookin’
for my matches.” “Matches?”
Kit echoed, his voice cracking. “That’s the last thing we need
right now!” “They
want sorcerers. They’re gonna get sorcerers.” Finally, Baloo
located his matchbook and tore off one match. Holding it up, he
boomed, “Behold! With one flick of the wrist, I’ll set this
ordinary stick on fire.” But
no matter how many times he struck the match against the strip on the
back of the matchbook, it refused to light. Chuckling
nervously, Baloo said, “Must be defective.” He tossed that match
aside and tried another one. To his immense relief, it lit. Collectively,
the awestruck Hammalottians murmured, “Ooo!” As in one accord,
they bowed deeply. “Now
that’s more like it!” Baloo basked in the glow of fame. When the
flame scorched his fingers, he shook the match to extinguish the
fire. The
king said, “O mighty sorcerers, because of thy unlimited magic and
thy powers over dragons, thou shalt be rewarded.” Taking
his burnt finger out of his mouth, Baloo beamed at Kit. “This is
gettin’ better an’ better.” “Thou
art to accompany Sir Nozzle and Knight-in-Training Dunder on a quest.
A quest to destroyeth the dragon that liveth in the Dragon’s Den.” Baloo
blanched. “Dra...dra...dragon’s Den? With a real, live
fire-breathin’ dragon?” The
king drawled lazily, “What other kind of dragon be there but
fire-breathing? Now, go. I tireth of thee.” With
another blaring trumpet fanfare, the crowd dispersed. Baloo and Kit
had just hopped down from the stack of firewood when Dunder
approached them. Shyly,
Dunder said, “Wouldst thou great sorcerers honor me by staying at
my humble abode?” Baloo
shrugged. “Might as well, unless ya got a Hammalot Inn?” Confused,
Dunder replied, “But we are-est already in Hammalot.” Baloo
chuckled. “Never mind. How many knights have made it through this
dragon quest, anyhoo?” “None,”
Dunder replied as the threesome crossed the courtyard and ambled down
the hill from the castle towards the village. “None?”
Baloo and Kit echoed, alarmed. “The
dragon moved into the cave a fortnight ago. Before that, the Dragon’s
Den was calleth ‘the really large hole in the hill’.” “An’
we get to be the first ta face it,” Baloo said glumly. “Swell.” “How
do you know a dragon lives in the cave?” Kit asked as they stopped
before a modest, one-room, drab-brown, thatched-roof hut, which was
exactly identical to its neighbors. Lowering
his voice, Dunder said, “All day and all night, there are fearsome
noises and spurts of fire from deepeth within the Dragon’s Den as
well as earth-shaking rumblings that can be feltest all the way here
in Hammalot.” He smiled shyly at Baloo and Kit. “I am relieveth
knowing that I havest two brave sorcerers with me on my quest.” “Yeah.
Sorcerers,” Baloo murmured uncertainly. Every muscle in his body
was taut, ready to flee to the Sea Duck, away from Hammalot
and a prospective dragon’s quest. Kit
asked, “Where is the cave? Is it far from Hammalot?” “Nay,
‘tis not far. It is but over the river and through the woods.” “To
grandmother’s house we go,” Baloo sang. Dunder
flashed him a puzzled glance before pointing across the river to a
hilltop shrouded in haze. “Ifeth the dragon’s smoke wasn’t so
thicketh, thou couldst see the opening of the cave from here. But
come, we must resteth so that we mayst start on our journey at dawn’s
first light.” He entered his hut with Baloo and Kit on his heels. Dunder’s
Hut While
Kit nibbled half-heartedly on a bland boiled turnip, he looked around
at the one room that served at Dunder’s humble abode. Jeepers,
Higher for Hire is a palace compared to this place! He,
Baloo, and Dunder, sitting on upended empty wine casks, were gathered
around a rough-hewn table near the fireplace. The room was dark, for
the two windows cut in the bare walls were covered with oilcloth. The
only source of light was a sputtering fire in the stone fireplace,
which also filled the air with an acrid smell of smoke. The firelight
cast weird dancing shadows over everything, especially Dunder’s
suit of armor standing in the corner by the door. A black iron pot
hung over the fire where a few small turnips bobbed in the stale,
brown water. Barely discernable over the crackle of the fire and
bubbling of boiling water were the faint sounds of rats squeaking and
scurrying on the thatched roof. Overhead, from the bare rafters,
hung scraggly bunches of turnips and onions. In one corner of the
dirt floor was a crude bed of straw that Dunder had graciously
offered to Baloo and Kit. It
wasn’t much, but to Dunder, it was home. Dunder
fished a mushy turnip out of the pot and asked politely, “Wouldst
thou like some more boiled turnips?” “No,
thanks,” Baloo said hastily, hoping that his host didn’t see the
turnips that he had surreptitiously dropped on the floor and buried
with his toes. They tasted worse than whatever Louie scraped up for
his All-You-Can-Stand-For-A-Dollar Special. “I’m
full,” Kit mumbled, putting a hand over his growling stomach. He
didn’t want to eat all of Dunder’s meager supply. Dunder
pushed back his pewter plate and rose from his seat. “Ifest thou
don’t mind, I’m going over to Sir Spigot’s. He saidest I
needest more instructions before tomorrow’s quest, and I needest to
polish his armor.” “Isn’t
he coming, too?” Kit said. “Nay.
He toldest me that he’s slain so many dragons that it wouldst be
unfair for him to assisteth.” After
Dunder left, Baloo and Kit swivelled on their casks to face the fire.
Now that the sun had gone down, the evening was chilly as evidenced
by the wind whistling through the chinks in the walls. Baloo
leaned backwards against the table, resting his elbows on it. “No
matter when or where, Spiggy’s still the same ol’ blowhard with
the same short temper.” “Is
that a short joke?” Kit lisped in imitation of the diminutive
knight. Baloo’s
chuckle trailed off into a longing sigh. “Man, I sure do miss
Becky’s cookin’.” He tossed the remainder of his turnip into
the fire, causing the flame to sizzle. “Yeah.”
Kit’s stomach growled again. A few overcooked turnips weren’t
enough to satisfy his voracious teenaged appetite. For
a while, Baloo and Kit stared into fire, each lost in their own
thoughts. Kit
broke the silence with: “I’m sorry, Papa Bear.” Reluctantly,
Baloo awoke from his pleasant reverie of roast beef, mashed potatoes,
and Rebecca sitting opposite him. He looked over at his son. “For
what?” “For
getting us stuck here.” Kit twiddled his thumbs nervously. “I
wouldn’t blame you for being mad.” “Mad?”
Baloo said, surprised. “Kid, I ain’t mad.” “Really?” “Naw...accidents
happen,” Baloo said, pushing himself up from the table. He gingerly
shifted on the uncomfortable cask. Giving Kit one of his rare stern
looks, he said, “But I am kinda disappointed. Disappointed
that ya didn’t trust Becky an’ me enough ta tell us that your
watch busted instead of runnin’ off to Buzz like a scared rabbit.” Matter-of-factly,
Kit admitted, “But I’m used to doing things for myself.” “I
know, kiddo, but ya don’t gotta do that so much now that ya got me
an’ Becky lookin’ after ya. Ya gotta let us be the parents once
in a while, ya know.” “Yeah,
I know,” Kit mumbled contritely. Meeting Baloo’s eyes, he said,
“Does this mean that you won’t ignore me anymore?” “Huh?
You say somethin’?” Baloo teased. Kit,
pretending to be annoyed, playfully punched Baloo in the stomach. In
turn, Baloo pushed Kit’s cap down over his eyes before putting an
affectionate arm around the boy. Mischievously,
Kit asked, “And you won’t talk about Rebecca all the time?” “I
don’t know ‘bout that.” Smiling dreamily, the big bear added
more to himself than to his son, “She’s one special gal.” “Yeah,
she is.” Kit smiled, his thoughts returning to the memory of his
mother’s tender goodnight kiss. Then, his smile faded. Quietly, he
asked, “Think we’ll ever see her or Molly again?” In
the space of a moment, Baloo’s face grew old. Swallowing hard, he
whispered, “I hope so, Li’l Britches. I sure hope so.” His arm
tightened around Kit as they returned to staring into the glowing
embers. Later
That Night Baloo,
resplendent in bright medieval garb, sat on a grassy bank beside a
bubbling brook. The moonlight made it as almost as bright as day. He
strummed on a lute not unlike the court jester’s and sang to the
tune of “I Dream of Jeannie”: “I dream of Becky with the
glowing green eyes. She’ll whack you with a rain spout if you tell
her lies...” His
song was curtailed by Covington streaking past him, screaming,
“Heeeeelp!” “What
in the...?” Feeling
his lute being snatched from his hands, Baloo looked up to see
Rebecca standing over him. Her glowing green eyes held a terrible
demonic expression that made Baloo shiver in fear. Fused to her right
hand was a large key, pulsating with a light the same hue as
Rebecca’s eyes. “B-Becky?”
Baloo said warily. The
demon Rebecca fixed her gaze on him, her unearthly eyes narrowing. A
low growl escaped her throat. Then, catching a glimpse of Covington
zigzagging blindly around the trees in the forest, she hungrily
licked her lips, raised the lute over her head, and bounded off,
disappearing into the forest. “Mommmeeee!”
Covington yelled as he emerged from the forest. Desperate to get
away from Rebecca, the jaguar jumped into the stream and waded
across. Rebecca
growled, “We could make beautiful music together, Covington,”
as she splashed in after him. “Becky,
come back!” Baloo shouted aloud, waking himself. Heart pounding, he
looked around, dazed, at the darkness. He chuckled with relief. “Just
a dream. Becky with green eyes? Nah, that’d never happen.”
Feeling straw instead of a mattress beneath him and remembering his
predicament, his face crumpled with anguish. “Oh, Becky...” Kit,
who had been awakened by Baloo’s outburst, lay very still in the
straw, listening to his father’s stifled sobs and wishing that hewas a sorcerer so that he could fix the entire mess with a
wave of his magic wand. When
the
sobs were replaced by snoring, Kit rose, brushed the straw from
his clothes, tiptoed past Dunder sleeping peacefully on the bare floor
in front of the cold fireplace, and wandered outside. He sat down on a
cask just outside
the door and hugged his knees to his chest to conserve warmth.
Everything was quiet save for a dog howling mournfully and the
clinking of the guard’s armor as he paced the castle parapet. The
stars sparkled overhead like diamonds on black velvet. He
wished with his whole heart he was home in his own comfortable bed in
his own room with his family nearby. The sleepy slosh of the harbor
outside. A gentle breeze whispering in the branches of the elm tree.
The familiar nighttime sounds of Cape Suzette in the distance. When
Kit’s stomach growled, he pulled his knees closer to his chest and
tried to pretend his hunger pangs away as he had often done during
his street urchin and air pirate days. But he found that he couldn’t.
Living at Higher for Hire during the past year and a half had
rendered the old trick unnecessary. Sitting
huddled on the cask, hungry and alone in a strange, unfriendly
environment reminded him too much of his life prior to Higher for
Hire. As if a dam had burst, carefully buried memories of the hard,
harsh days and cold, cruel nights flooded into his mind, threatening
to crush him under a wave of despair and heartbreak. As
tears pricked his eyes, Kit became aware of an object pressed against
his chest. It was his pocket watch, the symbol of his adopted
parents’ love, reminding him that he was wanted, he belonged
somewhere - even if it was centuries in the future. He wished that
he knew how it worked so he could transport himself and Baloo back to
their own time, away from Hammalot and dragons. His
thoughts shifted to the quest they were going to embark on in the
morning. Was there a real dragon? Surely not. They were only
things of medieval legends. Just
then, a spurt of fire flew up in the sky over the hilltop where the
Dragon’s Den was. It was closely followed by a muffled roar and a
slight tremor of the earth. Staring
at the stream of fire blazoned against the dark sky, Kit shivered,
not entirely from cold. He’d encountered many outlandish things
during his short, yet full, life, but never a dragon. What
if we never make it home? The
Next Morning “We
art here,” Dunder proclaimed. Sunlight glinted off his armor as he
carefully dismounted from his noble steed. “So
soon?” Baloo stammered, toppling off the horse that he and Kit
shared. “Aye.
There ‘tis,” Dunder said, pointing with his gauntlet as Kit
nimbly hopped down and helped Baloo to his feet. The
threesome stood in front of the Dragon’s Den and gazed into the
large, black, gaping mouth of the cave. A steady stream of smoke
issued from within and swirled into oblivion into the sky. “Still
wishest that I hadst armor to offer you brave sorcerers,” Dunder
said hesitantly. Feeling
anything but brave, Baloo said, “Forget it, Dundee. It’ll make
it easier for us to skedaddle without that extra baggage. Come to
think of it, I’ll just stay out here an’ keep watch.” “But
we have to help the good knight,” Kit reminded him. “Goodnight
is right. One puff from that overgrown lizard an’ we’re dust.” Kit
gave Baloo a reproving look. “Don’t be such a baby.” Dunder
lit the three torches that he had brought and gave one each to Baloo
and Kit. “Art thou ready?” “Knights
first,” Baloo said with a nervous chuckle. “We sorcerers don’t
wanna hog the fire...uh, spotlight.” Dunder
unsheathed his sword, then entered the cave with Baloo and Kit right
behind. “Couldn’t
ya go on a safer quest, say, takin’ on a fish?” Baloo said, his
trembling voice echoing throughout the cave. “I’ve met up with
some pretty mean catfish in my day.” As
they slowly, cautiously traveled deeper and deeper into the cave, Kit
secretly thought that if there was a dragon living there, he’d
chosen a poor home. The young navigator wasn’t particularly
impressed by the dripping walls or the cold, damp floor. By
torchlight, the spooky shadows of overhanging stalactites looked like
fangs. Just
then, a loud roar reverberated through the cave accompanied by a
slight earthquake. A sprinkling of dust fell from the ceiling as well
as a small rock that bounced off Dunder’s helmet. “I
don’t feel too goodly,” Dunder said, slightly dazed. “That’s
it. I am leavin’!” Baloo exclaimed, heading back towards the
entrance. Before
Baloo could get far, Kit caught him by the hem of his shirt.
“Dunder’s counting on us, remember?” “Don’t
tell me that you didn’t hear that!” “Sure,
but I don’t believe in dragons. They’re myths, legends,
fairytales.” “No
fairytale made that noise!” Once again, Baloo attempted to
bolt, but Kit’s hold on his shirt held him back. “Come
on, Papa Bear.” Taking Baloo by the hand, Kit dragged the petrified
pilot along behind the Dunder, who was clanking in his armor. After
approximately a half hour of trekking deeper and deeper into the
cave, there was another, louder roar followed by a second, more
powerful earthquake that caused the dragon hunters to lose their
balance and tumble to the ground. Mingled with a rumbling so loud
that they could even feel it throughout their bodies was a loud
cracking and popping noise. It was growing louder by the second. First,
a few small pebbles started to rain down on them. Then, larger rocks
mercilessly pelted them. “The
cave is cavin’ in! Run!” Baloo bellowed as the torches
were snuffed out, leaving them in total darkness. Kit
scrambled to his feet. Ignoring the sharp pains that the falling
rocks inflicted, he blindly stumbled through the downpour of rubble
with only his strong navigational instincts to guide him towards the
entrance. Behind him, he could hear Baloo’s yelps of pain and the
hail-like sound of pebbles striking Dunder’s armor. When
the rocky downpour ceased, Kit stopped running. Every inch of his
bruised and lacerated body ached. Tasting blood, he swiped a hand
across his mouth and peered into the all-encompassing darkness. “Papa
Bear? Dunder?” he panted. His voice seemed to echo forever. When
he received no answer, fear crept into Kit’s heart. “Papa
Bear?” he called louder. He
waited for what seemed like hours, then relief flooded over him when
he heard Baloo groan, “Oh, man! This dragon hunt is gettin’ ta
be a real drag.” “Where
are you?” Kit asked frantically, his eyes straining to see through
the darkness. Because of the cave’s echo, he wasn’t sure what
direction his father’s voice had come from. “Here,
this might shed some light on the subject,” Baloo said, striking a
match and lighting his torch. Overjoyed,
Kit carefully picked his way across the mounds of sharp, jagged
rocks. When he reached Baloo, he threw himself into his arms for a
hug. “Where’s Dunder?” “Helpeth!
Helpeth!” came the knight’s faint mew. “This
way,” Baloo said, taking off in one direction. “No,this way,” Kit said. For
a few minutes, father and son searched through the rocks for any sign
of the knight. “There!”
Kit cried, glimpsing shiny object protruding out from under of a pile
of rocks. “That’s
one way to get rocked to sleep. Start diggin’, partner,” Baloo
said, rolling a boulder to one side. After
a few minutes, the knight was unearthed. “Are
you okay?” Kit asked, pushing up the visor of Dunder’s helmet. By
the flickering torchlight, he thought that Dunder’s eyes had a
dizzy look. “Aye,”
Dunder murmured dazedly. “Mightest I sleep a little more, Mother?
The chickens can waiteth for their breakfast.” “He’s
fine,” Baloo chuckled, knocking against the knight’s helmet.
“Packed snugger’n a sardine in a tin can.” “Yeah,
but I’m afraid Dunder’s quest isn’t fine,” Kit said quietly.
“Look at that.” Where
the cave’s ample tunnel had been, there was now a wall of rock
stretching from the floor to the ceiling. Despairingly,
Dunder said, “How willith I get to the dragon now?” He
imploringly turned towards Baloo and Kit. “Thou art sorcerers.
Canst thou make yon wall disappear?” “‘Fraid
our magic ain’t that strong, Dundee,” Baloo said with a sad shake
of his head. “It’s
not completely blocked. Look!” Kit pointed upwards, near the top
of the wall, to where a shaft of light streamed through from the next
chamber. “Aw,
even if we could climb up there, we couldn’t fit through that dinky
hole.” “I
might,” Kit said thoughtfully. “Are
you kiddin’ me, kid?” Baloo said incredulously. “Do you wanna
give me more grey hair?” “But
Dunder needs to slay the dragon to be a knight,” Kit said
earnestly, “and we promised that we’d help him.” Baloo
scoffed, “We got shanghaied into searchin’ for that dragon.” With
his arms crossed resolutely, Kit said, “We still promised, and my
father always told me to keep my promises.” Baloo
muttered under his breath, “Musta picked up that stubborn streak
from Becky.” With a reluctant sigh, he said, “Okay, son, but if
you see even one toenail of that dragon, you vamoose back here, got
it?” Kit
nodded and Baloo lifted him to his shoulders. Kit
grabbed hold of the rock wall and nimbly climbed hand over hand the
rest of the way up to the opening. He then peered through the hole.
At the end of the tunnel, which was approximately ten feet long, was
a warm, orange glow as of fire. “See
anything?” Baloo called anxiously. “Not
yet. I’m going in.” After giving a thumbs-up to Baloo and Dunder
below, Kit hoisted himself into the tunnel. There was barely enough
room for him to squeeze in. Grunting with exertion, he crawled along
on his belly, pushing himself along with his knees and elbows. As he
advanced, the light at end of tunnel grew brighter. “C’mon,”
he murmured to himself as he blinked dirt out of his eyes. “Just a
little farther...” Then,
when he was but two feet away from the end, he heard a low rumbling.
A moment later, the tunnel began to shake and dirt rained down on
him, causing him to cough and choke. Afraid of being buried alive,
Kit redoubled his speed. Finally,
his hands felt air. He wriggled his shoulders free, and, kneeling on
the tunnel, his fingers blindly groped among the rocks on the outer
surface of the wall for a handhold. Finding one, he swung himself out
of the tunnel and clung to the wall for dear life. But
with rocks pelting him from overhead and the wall shaking beneath
him, he couldn’t hang on long. “Aah!”
Kit yelled as he slid down the wall, an avalanche of rocks tumbling
down with him. He landed on floor with his shirt torn and the wind knocked out of him. Almost
as soon as he hit the ground, the earthquake stopped. When the
battered boy finally looked up, he saw that the tunnel that he had
climbed through had collapsed. In the opposite direction, beyond a
large mound of recently-fallen rocks came the hazy, orange light. He
was trapped with the dragon. End
of part 5
No
Time Like the Present The
Dragon’s Den Great.
Just great, Kit thought, not daring to even whisper out loud for
fear the of alerting the dragon to his presence. It’ll take me
days to dig through that, if I can dig through it without
bringing the whole wall down on me. He pounded his fist against
the solid, rocky barrier dividing him from Baloo and Dunder in
frustration. Maybe there’s another way out of here, he
thought. His eyes wandered to the other side of the cave, towards
the source of the hazy orange light. He gulped. Past the dragon... Loathe
as he was to enter that deadly chamber, the stifling hot cavern was
filling up with smoke. If he didn’t get out of there soon, he’d
suffocate. Eyes
stinging from the smoke, he cautiously crept towards the mound of
rocks half-blocking the entrance to the next chamber...and the
dragon. Every tentative, crunching footfall seemed to echo forever.
As he drew closer, Kit’s legs started to tremble and his heart
began to thump so loudly that he was sure that the dragon could hear
it. Rooooooooaaaaaaaar! The
earth shook violently, knocking Kit off his feet. I
guess it can hear me. Swell, he thought, coughing
into his sleeve to muffle the sound. Kit
sat there for a while, thinking. He didn’t know if he could handle
going head-to-head with a fire-breathing dragon that was obviously
angry at him for trespassing. Using
his time travel watch briefly crossed his mind. He could definitely
use it to escape. But
it was too risky. Because he didn’t know how the watch worked, he
could wind up someplace worse. Though
it can’t be much worse than being stuck with a dragon, he
thought wryly. He pulled out his watch and looked at it for a moment.
Then, with a shake of his head, he returned it to his pocket. I
can’t just leave Baloo here. Gritting
his teeth in determination, Kit crawled towards the mound of rocks at
the entrance to the next chamber. When he reached the base, he looked
up at it, and, with a weary sigh, started to climb, forcing himself
to swallow his yelps of pain whenever the jagged rocks gouged his
tender, bruised skin. At
long last, he reached the top. With perspiration oozing from every
pore, he slowly raised his head for a half-fearful, half-curious peek
into the smoky room. What
he saw made him gasp in astonishment. Through
the thick orangish haze, his eyes could barely discern the outline of
something shiny that seemed to stretch from one side of the chamber
to the other, presumably the dragon’s scaly back. Just as he leaned
forward to get a closer look, there was a sudden spurt of fire. Rooooaaaaaaaar! Startled,
Kit lost his balance and toppled off the wall. He had just shakily
pushed himself up off the ground and was trying to gather what was
left of his courage when he heard... “Shoot!
Burnt to a crisp again!” What?Kit thought in astonishment as he wiped his brow with his sleeve. The
dragon can talk? He
eagerly listened for more. “They
just don’t make metal like they will.” There’s
something familiar about that voice, Kit thought, his mind racing
to place it. But I’m not going to find out by just sitting
here. Taking a deep, hitching breath, he quickly climbed up and
over the mound of rocks. Upon
reaching the dragon’s chamber, Kit crouched at the base of the wall
for a few moments. He blinked furiously, his eyes watering from the
smoke. Then,
he spotted something moving towards him. Instinctively, he froze.
Every muscle in his body was tense, prepared to either fight or flee. His
vision was partially obstructed by tears and grimy sweat as he
watched the oddly-shaped shadowy figure glide closer and closer. What
is it? The dragon’s tail? Foot? Head? What is it? Suddenly,
Kit breathed an enormous sigh of relief and leapt to his feet.
“Buzz?” “Did
someone say my name?” the inventor, who had just emerged from the
smoke, wondered calmly. He was awkwardly toting an armful of
firewood. “What
are you doing here?” Kit asked. He picked up a piece of wood that
Buzz had dropped and fell into step beside the short-legged,
googly-eyed inventor. “Trying
to fix my time travel watch,” Buzz said matter-of-factly as if he
wasn’t the least surprised to see Kit. “It broke when I
accidentally landed on it.” “No.
I meant what are you doing in Hammalot?” “Oh,
that,” Buzz said, smiling. “Ever since I was a kid, I’ve
always wanted to visit Hammalot. Knights in shining armor bravely
riding to battle on noble steeds, mighty sword fights, jousting
matches, slaying dragons...” Kit
had to jump back as Buzz jabbed at an imaginary dragon with a stick.
He peered through the smoke thoughtfully. “By the way, where isthe dragon?” “Dragon?”
Buzz yelped, dropping the firewood. “Yeah,
the dragon causing all the earthquakes and fire and smoke and stuff.” “That’s
just my welding machine. Come see. It’s really neat-looking.”
He pointed eagerly to a large, odd-looking contraption. “I’ll
say...” Kit said, awed. Up
close, he could now see that the shiny thing that he thought was the
dragon’s scaly back was actually a long piece of metal tubing that
looked suspiciously like the arms and legs from a suit of armor
spliced together end to end. The skinnier end was capped with a
gauntlet. The opposite end was stuck into a hole in the wall above a
huge fire blazing in a natural recess. On the floor, in front of the
‘fireplace’, was a pair of gigantic bellows. “I’ll
show you how it works,” Buzz said excitedly. He was giddy as a
schoolboy for a chance to share his contraption. “The bellows pump
the fire up into that metal tubing. When I’m ready to weld, I pull
the cap off the gauntlet’s forefinger here,” he demonstrated by
pulling off the cap; “and a concentrated flame comes out, allowing
me to weld this metal together.” To himself, he added, “At least
it should. Works in theory, but not in practice. Maybe if
I...Hmm...” He shook his head. “No, no, no. That would never
work.” “Uh,
Buzz?” Kit interjected. “Why don’t we just use my watch?” But
Buzz, intent on tossing firewood into the fire, didn’t hear him.
“It’ll be easier with you here. You can work the bellows while I
man the torch.” Realizing
that it was useless to argue, Kit shrugged. “Okay." Buzz
wrapped strips of his cut-up lab coat around his hands to protect
them from the heat of the metal. Then Kit helped him to don the
helmet and cuirass, otherwise known as the breastplate and backplate,
from the suit of armor. The armor, which hung from his skinny
shoulders to his ankles, weighted him down so that he could barely
stand up. The tip of his beak comically protruded out of one of the
slots in the visor. He then picked up the gauntlet and, in a tinny
voice, told Kit to start pumping. Kit
stood between the bellows and, putting his hands on the handles,
started to squeeze them up and down alternately. First, the right
one. Then, the left one. Right. Left. Right. Left. With each
concentrated puff of air, the fire grew in intensity. Sweat rolled
down Kit’s face and his arms grew weary, but he continued to pump
steadily. Smoke
billowed from the fireplace as well as the seams of the makeshift
welding machine. The cave started to shake from the pressure
building up within the metal tubing. A steadily-growing roar filled
Kit’s ears. “Cover
your eyes!” Buzz shouted over the din. Kit
squeezed his eyes shut just before Buzz pulled the cap off the
gauntlet, allowing an uncontrolled stream of fire to shoot out. When
the earthquake and roar subsided, Kit ventured to open his eyes. He
peered through the smoke in Buzz’s direction. “Another
failed experiment,” Buzz’s tinny voice said glumly. The charred ashes
slipped through his fingers. “I’ll be stuck in the Dark Ages
forever without electricity, running water, and worst of all, no
Uranium 238. I’ll have to wait until the Renaissance to even read
a book...” “What
if we used my watch?” Kit suggested. When he pulled the helmet
from the inventor’s head, the visor caught on his beak, causing it
to vibrate like a diving board. “What
watch?” Buzz said, shedding the rest of the armor. “The
watch you fixed for me.” Kit retrieved his pocket watch from
underneath his sweater. “My
spare!” Buzz cried gleefully. “Now we can get back to Cape
Suzette and tell Mr. Khan that his invention works.” “Why
would Shere Khan want a time travel watch?” “To
correct any business mistakes he made in the past and get further
ahead in the future.” Sarcastically,
Kit said, “I should have known.” “Let’s
go,” Buzz said, taking the watch from Kit. “No!”
Kit snatched the watch back. “We can’t leave Baloo and the Sea
Duck here.” Buzz
looked around. “Where? I can’t see them through this smoke,”
he said, coughing a little. Kit
shook his head, marveling at the fact that although Buzz was a genius
when it came to inventing, he was a little slow on the uptake when it
came to ordinary common sense. “They’re not here in this
room, but they’re in the cave, on the other side of the wall. The
ceiling came down during one of the earthquakes, and now we can’t
get out that way.” Philosophically,
Buzz said, “Then we’ll go the other way.” “Buzz,
you know I’m not a sorcerer,” Kit exclaimed. “I can’t
‘magic’ us outside.” “I
was planning on using the door, but if you know some magic...” Buzz
said, his googly eyes shining with excitement. “Never
mind. Let’s just go,” Kit muttered. They
exited the cave using the ‘back door’ and climbed over the top of
the hill, to the other entrance. Meanwhile,
Baloo and Dunder were trying to quickly, but carefully, dig through
the rock wall separating them from Kit. “See
anything yet?” Baloo asked for the hundredth time. “Aye,”
Dunder replied, using his sword to chip at the rock. Hope
sprung to Baloo’s face. He stopped tugging at a small boulder to
say, “Really?” “I
see rocks, rocks, and more rocks.” Exasperated,
Baloo muttered, “That ain’t what I meant.” He returned to
wiggling the rock. “If anything happens to my boy, I don’t know
what I’ll do.” Just
then, Kit strolled up behind them, smirking. “Find anything?” His
grin grew wider as he watched his father frantically working. “Naw,
Kit. We’re lookin’ for...Kit!” Wheeling around,
Baloo’s eyes moved from Kit to the wall, then back to Kit. The
flabbergasted big bear caught his son up in a hug, stammering,
“Wha...who...where...how...?” “Thou
made it past the dragon?” Dunder looked impressed. “Indeed, thou
art a great sorcerer.” “Not
exactly,” Kit said with a smile. “Here’s the dragon.” He
gestured to Buzz, who was standing behind him. “The
dragon has disguised itself as that? Truly, it is a crafty beast.”
The knight drew his sword and, after nervously clearing his throat,
said as forcefully as he could, “Prepare to meet thy doom, dragon.” “Eek!”
Buzz cried, backpedaling. “I’m not a dragon! At least I don’t
think I am.” To
prevent the knight from skewering his friend, Kit said hastily, “Buzz
isn’t a dragon. He’s an inventor.” “Inventor?”
Dunder pronounced the strange word uncertainly. He sheathed his
sword. “Is that akin to a dragon?” “Nothin’
like a dragon, Dundee,” Baloo chuckled. “Buzz makes doohickies,
thingamabobs...stuff like that.” “Doohickies?”
Dunder said, scratching his helmet with his forefinger. “Methinks
I am confuseth.” “We’ll
show you.” As they made their way to the back door and the
‘dragon’s lair’, Kit briefly filled Baloo and Dunder in on
Buzz’s welding machine. A
short while later, they stood before the machine as Buzz proudly
showed them how it functioned. “Verily,
it is a marvelous doohickey.” Dunder then added dejectedly, “But
howeth will I explaineth to Sir Spigot and everyone that the dragon
was a hoaxeth?” Baloo
snapped his fingers. “Here’s what ya tell ‘em...” Hammalot
Castle When
the dragon hunters returned to Hammalot, they were surprised to see a
line of serfs toting crates into the castle much like ants carrying
bread crumbs. “Hey!
That’s my cargo!” Baloo exclaimed. He roughly pushed past the
serfs as well as the man guarding the door and stormed into the
throne room. He marched over to Spigot, who was directing the
placement of the crates, and demanded, “What the heck are ya doin’
with my cargo, Spiggy?” The
diminutive knight proclaimed exultantly, “I, Sir Spigot, at risk to
lifeth and limbeth, single-handedly fetched that liniment from the
belly of the great yellow dragon and brought it to Hammalot for the
benefit of the royal highnesses.” Clangwent an empty tube of liniment as it bounced off Sir Spigot’s
armor. “Thank
ye kindly for thy token of affection, O Gracious Queen,” Sir Spigot
said, bowing deeply. The
queen grunted and emptied another tube into her liniment-ringed
mouth. The
court jester strummed his lute while he leaned against the king’s
throne. He was singing to the tune of Greensleeves: “Oh,
liniment be tasty and liniment be keen. The goodly liniment will
turn thy mouth green...” The
king, seeing Dunder, Kit, and Buzz standing in the doorway, roughly
pushed the jester aside and asked languidly, “Didst thou slayeth
the dragon that liveth in the Dragon’s Den, Knight-in-Training
Dunder?” All
eyes were on Dunder as he removed his helmet and timidly approached
the king and queen. He glanced at Baloo, who nodded in response,
before mumbling, “Aye, sire. The great beast is silenced forever.” Proudly,
Sir Spigot said, “I taught him everything he knowest.” Under
his breath, Baloo muttered, “Bet that was a shorteth lesson.” One
of the knights sitting around the Sound Table shouted, “All hail,
Sir Dunder! The bestest dragon slayer in Hammalot!” “Hippeth
hooray!” the knights chorused. “Hippeth hooray! Hippeth
hooray!” Sir
Spigot, who had crawled on top of the mound of cargo crates, cried in
an injured tone, “But I thoughtest that I wast the best
dragon slayer in Hammalot.” A wistful, faraway look came into his
eyes. “I remembereth the first dragon I slayeth...” Everyone,
save Dunder and Buzz, groaned. Baloo
tiptoed over to Kit and Buzz and whispered, “That’s our cue to
skedaddle.” Kit
nodded and started to sidle towards the exit. Baloo
snatched up Buzz, who was glued to the spot, enthralled by every word
Sir Spigot spoke. Buzz
was the only one who was interested. The Hammalot citizens’ eyes
were fast glazing over as Sir Spigot recounted his favorite tale. “The
battle wast fierce, but I wast fiercer! Again and again the beast
breathed its fiery breath at me, but I wast too quicketh...” He
broke off when he noticed Baloo, Kit, and Buzz moving towards the
door. “The sorcerers are escaping! All their magic will be
losteth!” “Speakin’
of quicketh!” Baloo exclaimed. He tucked Buzz under his arm like a
football and broke into a run with Kit on his heels. “Knights
of Hammalot, after them! To arms! Raise the drawbridge!” When he
tried to draw his sword, Sir Spigot lost his balance and fell off the
crates. “Dunder-her-her...!” Dunder
hurried to pick him up. “I cometh, Sir Spigot.” Baloo,
Kit, and Buzz sped from the castle and through the village, towards
the drawbridge that was slowly closing. They scrambled up the
squeaking drawbridge to the edge. Below them, the muddy moat was
shrinking. Approaching them were knights with drawn swords. Archers
on the castle walls fired arrows at them. In another minute, the
drawbridge would be completely closed and they would be trapped in
Hammalot. “Authentic
knights with authentic swords,” Buzz exclaimed, peeking around
Baloo’s arm. “How exciting!” “Yeah,
I’m one big goosebump of excitement,” Baloo said dryly. He
looked at Kit. “Pull chocks?” Giving
a thumbs-up, Kit replied, “Pull chocks.” “Aaah!”
they yelled as they splashed into the moat. A
second later, a dripping Baloo pulled himself up on the opposite
shore. “We’re safe now.” Just
then, the drawbridge lowered and arrows flew around them. “Oops,
spoke too soon,” Baloo muttered. He yanked Kit and Buzz out of
moat, scooped up Buzz and put him under his arm, and took off towards
the woods with the knights and archers right on their tails. As
they sped along the wooded path, Baloo puffed, “Them knights can
sure move fast packin’ that aluminum sidin’. Sure we’re headed
towards the Duck, partner?” Grinning,
Kit panted, “Trust me.” “You’re
the navigator,” Baloo replied. At
the bottom of the hill, the trees thinned out. Through the branches,
they could catch glimpses of yellow. “There’s
the Sea Duck,” Kit proclaimed as he lightly vaulted over a
log. Baloo
ducked as an arrow flew overhead. “Man, these guys don’t give
up!” Buzz
called to the knights, “If you adjusted your arc fifteen degrees, your
accuracy would improve!” “Don’t
give ‘em any pointers, Buzz.” Baloo opened the cockpit door,
tossed Buzz and Kit inside, then scrambled in. There
were high-pitched pings and dull thunks as arrows
and lances hit the fuselage. Buzz,
with his beak pressed to the window, watched excitedly as the knights
surrounded the seaplane and started hacking at the ‘yellow dragon’
with their swords. “Isn’t this wonderful? History in action.” “Takin’
off is the only action I’m worried about,” Baloo muttered under
his breath as he flipped switches as fast as he could. He winced at
the sound of the swords beating ‘his baby’. “I
sure hope that ice storm didn’t do any damage,” Kit said
uneasily. Much
to the flight crew’s relief, the engines roared to life.
Frightened by the noise and the sudden gust of wind that the
propellers created, the knights scattered into the forest. “Ha-ha!
That’s the way ta clear a room,” Baloo said triumphantly. He
taxied the seaplane around and took off, the fuselage scraping the
tops of the trees slightly. When
they were in the air, Kit sat back in his seat, relieved. “So
long, Hammalot. I don’t want to see it again except in history
books.” Baloo
said, “Speakin’ of history, let’s make time tracks, Buzz.” Giving
his pocket watch to Buzz, Kit asked, “How do you work this thing
anyway?” “Oh,
it’s simple.” The inventor then launched into a highly technical
explanation. “Easy
for you to say,” Baloo chuckled, with a shake of his head. “Just
get us home.” “June
16, 1938,” Kit clarified. Buzz
set the watch hands. Before he pressed in the knob, he said, “Here
we go.” “Here
we go,” Kit muttered to himself. He crossed his fingers and shut
his eyes. With
a plane-shaking boom and a bright flash, they were transported
to a time and place where it was twilight. A faint stain of
fast-fading pinks and oranges were in the west. In the clear, starry
eastern sky hung a crescent moon. Kit
peered out the window. He was glad to see that there was no signs of
a prehistoric jungle, futuristic city, ice age, or medieval forest.
He whispered, “Did we make it? Are we back at the right time?” “What
is the right time?” Buzz said wonderingly. “The right time is
different times for different people. All a matter of how you look
at things...” “Looks
like Cape Suzette up ahead,” Baloo said nonchalantly, belying his
anxiety. “We’re gonna find out in a jiffy.” Kit
nodded. His stomach was clenched in a nervous knot as he watched the
familiar dark outline of the cliffs surrounding the city grow closer. A
few minutes later, the seaplane splashed down for a landing in the
harbor and taxied up to the dock in front of Higher for Hire. Kit
didn’t know whether he wanted to get out of the plane. It lookedlike Higher for Hire, but what if it was the Higher for Hire of the
past or the future? He didn’t know if he could stand the
disappointment. Then,
he saw a shaft of light spill from the building as the warehouse door
opened. The boy held his breath with the terrible suspense. To
his immense relief, Rebecca and Molly - looking like they had when
they left two days previously - hurried down the dock to greet them. Baloo
opened the cockpit door, exclaiming, “Ah, it’s good to be back!” “Where
have you been?” Rebecca said frantically, rushing over to hug him.
She then hugged Kit and critically looked her menfolk over. “I’ve
been worried sick. Are you all right?” Before
Baloo, Kit, or Buzz had a chance to say anything, Rebecca continued,
“Why didn’t you deliver the liniment? Why didn’t you answer the
radio? I’ve been trying to reach you since the hospital in Lumbago
called to say that their liniment hadn’t arrived, and no one had
seen you, not even Louie. It was like you’d disappeared...” Her
voice trailed off when she noticed the lances and arrows protruding
from the seaplane’s exterior. “Why in the world does the Sea
Duck look like a pincushion?” Baloo
rubbed the back of his neck. “Ya see, Becky, we tried to make it to
Lumbago on time, but...” “But?”
Rebecca said, crossing her arms. “We
were sorta stuck in Hammalot.” “Hammalot?Hammalot! You expect me to believe that fairy story? That’s
the lamest excuse you’ve ever...” Her sentence was curtailed by
Baloo’s kiss. When
they pulled apart, Rebecca looked a little dizzy. “Don’t...don’t
try to get around me,” she mumbled, leaning against her husband
with a blissful sigh. “Man,
I missed you, Beckers,” Baloo whispered, enfolding her in his arms. “Hammalot
isn’t a fairy story,” Buzz said, turning the hands of the pocket
watch. “In fact, I’ll take you there right now.” “No!”
Kit shouted. Taking Molly by the hand, he dragged her up the dock,
away from Buzz. Baloo did likewise with Rebecca. The
von Bruinwalds looked on in amazement as Buzz disappeared into thin
air, accompanied by a flash of light and a sonic boom. “Baloo...”
Rebecca said haltingly. “Would you mind
explaining...what...just...happened?” Baloo
winked at Kit. “Believe me, honey, it’d take too much time. Oh,
an’ we gotta get Kit a new pocket watch.” Rebecca
nodded dumbly, her eyes still fixed on the spot where Buzz had been. Baloo
wrapped an arm around his wife’s slim waist, kissed the top of her
head, and gently led her up the dock. “Why
do you smell like smoke?” Rebecca said suspiciously. “Did you go
to a barbeque?” “Sorta.
Kit an’ me were almost the roastees.” “Baloo!”
Rebecca gasped, aghast. To
calm her anxiety, he added, “They weren’t gonna eat us, honey,
but they did have strange tastes. Speaking of tastes, what’s
cookin’, good lookin’? I’m starvin’.” Kit
smiled as he watched his parents enter Higher for Hire’s
office/living room through the warehouse, thinking that if he had
been a sorcerer and could make anything he wanted, this was the
kind of place and these were the people that he’d conjure up. He
looked down when he felt Molly slip her small hand into his. “Kit,
did you really see Hammalot with knights and dragons and everything?” He
grinned down at her. “Yeah, I’ll tell you all about it later,
little sis.” His gaze moved from Higher for Hire to the Sea
Duck, then past the seaplane, across the dark harbor to the
twinkling lights of Cape Suzette. He smiled to himself, reveling in
the normal sights and sounds of home. “Right now, I’m just glad
to be here.” “Me,
too. It’s more fun when you’re around.” She tapped him, then
took off, shouting over her shoulder, “Tag! You’re it!” “Not
for long!” Kit replied, chasing after her. A
few minutes later, Baloo hollered from the door. “Kit! Molly!
Supper’s ready. Stop draggin’ your feet.” When Molly tried to
slip past him, he scooped her up and tossed her in the air, prompting
the little girl to squeal joyfully. Kit
joined them, panting, “‘Dragging your feet?’ Don’t remind me
about dragons.” “Did
you meet a dragon, Daddy?” Molly asked eagerly. Baloo
nodded solemnly, though his eyes twinkled. “Sure did, Cupcake.” “For
really?” she asked, fixing her skeptical gaze on him. “For
really. Story time’ll come after chow time.” He kissed Molly’s
cheek, then put her down. “Why don’t ya go help your mama set
the table?” After
Molly had hurried into the kitchen, Baloo gently laid a hand on Kit’s
shoulder and smiled down at him. “What say we join the rest of the
von Bruinwalds, son?” Kit
admitted, “It’s gonna take a while for me to get used to ‘von
Bruinwald’.” “Don’t
worry, kiddo. You will.” He couldn’t resist adding, “Just
gotta give it some time.” “Oh,
Papa Bear...” Kit groaned. Chuckling,
Baloo playfully tousled Kit’s hair. “What say we sorcerers make
that grub magically disappear?” “Now,that’s my kind of magic,” Kit laughed as they headed to the
kitchen. The
End
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Wednesday
Night
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3
part
4
Time
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5
That
Night
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