The
Lion King Remake
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Lions And Wolves
By: LordLion24
Dedications
To my
family, who have supported me throughout the years, and my friends who will
always have my back….I hope!
To
Balto5670….Thanks For All Your Support! J
Author’s Note
There is
a friend of mine that encouraged me to write this story and has helped me
throughout the way, so I hope that you all enjoy this wonderful story!
Mufasa,
Sarabi, Scar, Shenzi, Banzi, Ed, Timon, Pumbaa, & Rafiki © 1994 Walt Disney
Pictures. Any others are © 2007 LordLion24.
Chapter
1
It
was a dark and snowy night in
Kaplan,
being the leader of the pack then says, “Mallard, what the hell is it this
time?”
Mallard
then replies, while out of breath,”The hunters are out and this time, there not
going to stop until all of us are dead or captured!! We must move quickly in
order to loose them.”
Kaplan is
outraged, but not surprised, not even a little. He says to the other
wolves,”Round up the troops, we are moving out of here. Do it…NOW!!!”
They all then
get up in a flash and run to try and get keep the other pack members safe from
and of the attacks from the hunters. But there was a problem, the hunters just
so happened to be in very close range, so they had two choices, to either run as
fast as possible or try to make an attempt to hide from them. They didn’t want
to die yet, so they chose to run as fast as they could so that they were out of
range.
And while
they are running, a wolf cries in agony and pain, Kaplan looks and finds that a
wolf has fallen and is in a lot of pain.
The wolf
tries to get up, but the pain that he is enduring is very strong. Though he
says to Kaplan, “Go…go on without me…I’ll be fine.”
“No you
won’t. If I just leave you here than the hunters will be that much closer to
capturing all of us. Hold on…” He then starts digging into the snow and lifts
his body off the ground and takes him out into the forest where no one can see
them. But the hunters are getting closer and closer by the minute, so he didn’t
know what to do and how to help him. He had no way of knowing if the wolf will
die now or later.
The
hunters realize that the Kaplan and the other wolves are out of sight and keep
on looking for them.
One of
them says, “We need to catch those damn wolves so the boss will be pleased.”
“All in
due time, son…All in due time…”
And after
that was said, one of the other hunters saw something in the distance. He aims
and fires at it, hoping that it was a wolf not anything else.
“WHAT THE
HELL ARE YOU SHOOTING AT YOU IMBECILE!!!? THAT WASN’T EVEN A WOLF!”
“Oh, and
you would know that because??”
“Oooooh,
damn it…you…HOLD YOUR GOD DAMN TONGUE BOY! Don’t make my slap you one!”
“Oh yeah,
like that’s really going to hurt me! Oh yeah, I’m sooo scared of you! Hahaha!”
“Do you
really want me too? Because I’ll put this shotgun down and I’ll knock you on
the floor! Don’t think I’m playing with you! I’ll kick your—“
“WILL YOU
TWO KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF?? My goodness, all you do if fight! Can’t you two
come to an agreement?”
“NO!”
“Well
then, settle your “feud” somewhere else, because quite frankly I don’t want to
hear it. I want those wolves dead or alive!”
At the top of the hill, Mallard walks up to the other wolves
are; growls softly, and then says, “What are we doing just standing here? We
can’t just sit here and watch Kaplan and Hetman walk straight into their death
bed! We have to do something!” He rounds up some wolves and orders the others
to stay back for back-up. They’re now closing in on the hunters, which are
closing in on Kaplan and Hetman.
“On my
signal, attack them…”
“CHARGE!!!”
“No…I won’t
let you do this. You might get yourself killed or captured,” Winter says.
Mallard
replies, “So what? You people don’t care about me anyway! All you do is make
fun of me and have me do everything for you!”
Timber
steps in and says, “What the hell are you talking about Mallard? Now you know
that that’s not even true! Since when do we make fun of you? Or ask you to do
everything for you? We would never do that! You, Mallard, are one of us. There
were a lot of other wolves out there that wanted to be in our pack because this
pack is the strongest and the most exciting. But you know who we picked out of
all of them…you! So you have no place to say that you are the outcast of the
pack when you know damn well that you aren’t!”
Timber
walks away and keeps watch.
Mallard
thought, “Maybe Timber’s right…they did
pick me over everyone else that wanted to join. And I don’t really recall
anytime where they actually picked on me.”
He
paused, and then he said to Winter, “Maybe you’re right, I probably shouldn’t go.
Even though I would be putting myself in danger. So I’ll just stay here and
keep the reinforcements company. You go on and have fun!”
Winter
replies, “Now you see it my way. Now wait a minute, last time I checked, you
weren’t my mother or my father!”
Timber
jumps in between them trying to set things straight and says, “What the hell
has gotten into you guys. Didn’t we just try to straighten this feud between
both of you out before, and now you are at it each other’s throats again! By
god you both are the most neurotic morons I have ever seen!”
“Hey!
Speak for yourself Timber! Oh yeah, like you’re the greatest and most perfect
wolf in the world. You won’t ever be perfect so understand that now, and don’t
try to pretend either because that won’t work! ” They then both look over to
him, with anger in their eyes.
“What the
hell are you talking about? Where the hell did you get the idea that I thought
that I was the greatest and most perfect wolf in the world? I don’t look at
myself that way. I understand that no one in this world is perfect or is ever going
to be perfect. And don’t even try and assume that I do think that I’m perfect
because obviously I’m not. So what you both need to do is get your facts
straight!”
“Now
then…is it true that we actually came out and said that you were perfect and
great. NO, you jackass! We didn’t, so don’t go off telling everyone that we
accused you of being perfect and such.”
“Well,
that’s no sweat off my back because I never went out to other pack members and
boasted about me being perfect and all
Mallard just
sat down and thought for a moment, while watching Timber, Winter, and the other
run down and attack the hunters who in fact are still trying to find Kaplan and
Hetman, “I know that even if we are down
there holding off the hunters, I know that he will be okay!”
Kaplan is still thinking of a way to get them out of
there, but he’s not sure of what to do.
The
fallen wolf, slowly and softly tells Kaplan, “Maybe we……should……” And then
gasps for air.
Kaplan hears
this voice and looks over at the wolf, then says, “What…what should we do?”
The
fallen wolf finally regains his breath long enough to say this, “This is what
you do, I feel like I’m going to die soon. But that’s not important.”
Kaplan
wants to interrupt, but lets him keep going.
The wolf
then continues, “You must go, not up the hill, but that way.” He points in the
direction and continues, “And if I die, tell everyone that I will miss them and
hope that everything goes well, no matter what happens. And tell my wife
that……I love her.” And his head falls slowly to the ground and closes his eyes,
as if he is going to sleep.
But
Kaplan knew that he had just died.
Tears
start falling to the new fallen snow, and mourn the wolf as a leader… and a
friend.
Chapter
2
Then
in
“Why
won’t this rain just stop already. This is the fourth time this week. And it’s
really getting annoying!” Sarabi growled softly, clearly irritated by the
constant rainfall.
The other
lionesses agree and walk up to Mufasa, who is at the entrance of Pride Rock
just staring out into the rain, and start asking questions. And while that’s
happening, he asks himself, “What would
my father do?”
So he
then turns around and roars. Everyone then turns silent. He looks around and
just stares and thinks to himself for something to say.
And he
turns back around and says, “Everyone just needs to calm down. And listen to me…there
is nothing that I can do, let alone what you can do. So you’re just going to
have to just stay in here and find something to do to occupy yourselves.”
Sarabi
walks over to him and looks at him puzzled, she says, “Is everything okay dear?
You don’t seem like yourself lately.”
Mufasa
just turns around from looking out at the Pride Lands and says, “No…I’m fine.
Don’t worry about me.”
Sarabi
replies, “Okay fine, but if you need anything…I’m here.” She walks away and
starts talking to the other lionesses.
Mufasa is
still looking out into the Pride Lands wondering...”Why does it keep raining like this? This really needs to stop!” And
while looking very annoyed out into the Pride Rock, he sees something in the
distance.
He runs
to the edge of Pride Rock trying to get a closer look, but he still can’t
figure out what is coming this way. So he runs back to the other lionesses and
Zazu.
He yells,
“ZAZU!!!”
Zazu
wakes up from his nap and flies over to Mufasa and says, “Zazu, reporting for
duty sire!”
Mufasa
then says, “I have a job for you. I need you to fly around the Pride Lands in
search of what the hell is out there.”
Zazu nods
and flies away. The other lionesses look up to Mufasa and start to wonder…”What is out there?”
Sarabi
walks up to him and says, “Is there something wrong?”
Mufasa
answers, very annoyed, “Something is out there. But I’m not exactly sure what,
or who it is.”
“So let
me get this straight, you had to have Zazu do the dirty work for you?? Are you
not capable of doing it yourself??” Sarabi said, with anger and frustration in
her breath.
Mufasa
says, “Hello Newsflash! The only one here that wouldn’t be seen or heard would
be Zazu. And he can fly better than we can.”
The
lionesses agree, but Sarabi is annoyed and thinks otherwise.
She growls
softly and says, “Boy you better watch how you talk to me, I’m your wife and
certainly not one of you’re buddies. And what the hell are you talking
about?!?!? We have fought against many other animals in harsher conditions than
this, and you want to protect us from whatever is out there now?!?!”
She then
walks away, leaving an angry storm behind her.
Mufasa,
frustrated, but yells, “Wait!”
She turns,
confused. She’s thinking “What does that
old bag of bolts want know?”
While
walking up to her, he says to her in all sincerity, “I almost lost you last
time we fought together; and I most certainly don’t want to lose you now,
Sarabi.”
Sarabi
just stares at him and says, “I can hold my own thank you very much.” And just
walks back into Pride Rock.
And just
as she’s walking back into Pride Rock, one of the lionesses spotted Zazu, and
told everyone.
Zazu
flies back to Pride Rock and says, “It’s Scar and the hyenas. There in the
Pride Lands again. And they mean business!”
“I
thought I banished them to the Outlands?” Mufasa asks, very perplexed.
“With all
do respect……apparently not sire,” Zazu responds.
“Well
then… let’s give them what they’re asking for…” Mufasa said.
Zazu
asked, very puzzled, “What exactly are they asking for sir?”
Mufasa then
responds and says, “A fight…”
Mufasa
and the lionesses are getting ready to fight the hyenas and Scar even though
Sarabi is still following the Pride. Mufasa stops…looks around, only to make
sure that Sarabi didn’t come with them nor follow them. He finds her hiding in
the back of the group hoping that he doesn’t spot her, but sure enough he does
and orders everyone to stop.
Mufasa
yells fury in his roar, “SARABI!”
Sarabi
growls softly, and answers, “What is you’re damn problem with me coming with you?
I’ve already told you that I can handle myself; I don’t need to be protected.
And in the event that I do, you will certainly know.”
Mufasa
replies, very irritated with her, “I understand that, but I still feel that you
need to be protected. I don’t want to lose you, and you know that, Sarabi. And
it’s Scar that we are talking about here. He wants Pride Rock and he wants it
bad. He will not stop at anything until he gets what he wants. You understand
that.....right?”
Sarabi
replies, “I understand…but I –“
Mufasa
interrupts her and says, “Okay then, then you understand that I want you back
home, safe and sound. …Right?”
Sarabi
answers, annoyed with the way he’s talking to her, “Yes… but I still feel that
I should help. What are you going to do when you are in trouble?? Who’s going
to help you?? The lionesses would be to busy fighting the hyenas, and obviously
Scar won’t help you, he’d let you die. So…who are you going to trust then,
Mufasa?”
Mufasa
thinks for a moment, “She does have a
point though…” Then he says to him, “I’ve been thinking about what you said
and….you can stay.”
She then
says, “Yes.”
Mufasa
turns back around and motions Sarabi to the front with him and tells the
lionesses to move on.
They
finally, get close enough so that they can all see Scar with his hyenas
following behind him. They’re not scared of them, because they know that they
have the strength to beat them.
And
finally, Mufasa and his lionesses and Scar and his hyenas come face to face,
ready to fight to the finish. And what are they fighting for……Pride Rock and
Scar
walks a little close to Mufasa and says, “Well hello brother! It’s so great to
see you….NOT!”
Mufasa
says, confident that he’s stronger, “Nothing changes with you does it Scar?”
Scar then
says, “Some things never change…” And then leaps at Mufasa and then the hyenas
start attacking the lionesses. Sarabi, still hanging in there, are knocking
them out one by one. Mufasa, still trying to fight Scar off. But unfortunately,
it’s not working. But the lionesses and the hyenas are putting up a good fight.
And just then, one of the lionesses fall from a counter attack of one of the
hyenas. And it just so happens to be Banzi.
Banzi
jumps for joy and says, “Haha! (While laughing),” and continues to fight.
While the
hyenas are putting up a good fight, Mufasa and Scar are still at it. They can’t
bring the other one down. Sarabi finds a hyena fallen to the ground. Sarabi’s
thinking, “Yes! Just….how many more to
go?”
Scar and
Mufasa just stop fighting, the both pant from trying to bring the other one
down. Then when they catch their breaths again…they keep on fighting.
The
hyenas are putting up a good fight, and so are the lionesses. But then everyone
just stops…they hear something in the distance. But they’re not sure what it
is.
Scar and
the hyenas back-up with terrified of what’s to come. Scar motions Shenzi,
Banzi, and Ed to go out and see what is coming.
They all
move out to seek out what is out there.
And while
the hyenas go out to find out, they all just keep fighting to fight for Pride
Rock and the
The hyena
falls from the sneak attack and dies. Sarabi is hungry, and she starts to chow
down on it when no one is looking.
Scar
finally falls after a counter blow from Mufasa. Mufasa roars loud signaling
that Scar has fallen. Everyone just stops fighting, they all look at Mufasa. As
the winner of the battle.
Mufasa
starts to walk backward, and pants very fast; hardly watching his breath. So
after Scar falls from the blow from Mufasa, the hyenas start walking towards
him, just to make sure that he is okay. They see him start, slowly, to get up
and make his way back home. Because he now knows that he has lost, and the
Scar
thinks for a couple seconds and then says to Mufasa, “You know that this isn’t
the end!”
Mufasa
answers, “Yeah…I know. But you will never win the
Scar then
says, “Oh you think so do ya? Well it’s not over yet, not by a long shot!” And
then roars, notifying that the hyenas must go back to the Elephant Graveyard.
Scar and
the hyenas then start their journey back to their home. While Mufasa, Sarabi,
and the lionesses’ morn the ones that they lost and move on.
Chapter
3
Kaplan
took the wolf’s advice and headed in that direction, hoping that he would avoid
the hunters. So he ran as fast as he absolutely could and found himself at the
edge of a hill. He looks to the left…then to the right…and decides to go left.
He trails up the hill to try and get back to the rest of the pack. And while
he’s doing that, he’s spotted another wolf. He questions himself, “Why is he or she just standing there on that
rock all by them self?”
So he
walks up to the deserted wolf and asks, “Hello! My name is Kaplan. Why are you
here all alone?”
The wolf
answers, “Hello young one. I am Tundra. Please, leave me in peace.”
Kaplan is
baffled, and says, “But…why?”
Tundra
replies, “I need to be alone…”
Kaplan is
still baffled, but he continues to ponder, “I
wonder if everything is okay with him?”
“Okay,
but are you sure you’re okay?” Kaplan asks.
“Yes…I
will be fine. But you won’t if you don’t get back to your pack…” Tundra
answers.
“Ok I –
Wait, how did you know that I need to get back to my pack?” Kaplan asks, but
he’s still baffled at the fact that he knew that.
Tundra
answers, “I know everything that happens in this forest. Or…what is left of
it.”
Kaplan is
confused, but asks, “What do you mean “what’s left of it”?”
Tundra
then takes a deep breath and says, “Well son, let me tell you a story of what
happened to part of the forest… Long ago, when the birds were flying high and
the wolves were howling at night, when suddenly my pack heard something in the
distance. None of us were sure of what it was. But we wanted to find out. So I
sent two of my scouts to search and find out. But…they never came back. So we
figured they just got lost. But unfortunately, they weren’t lost…”
Kaplan
then asked, “What happened?”
Tundra
continued, “They were captured. We knew that the humans were going to come
around and capture us sometime, but we weren’t expecting them then. We weren’t
prepared for this sort of thing, so we tried to flee to the next forest. But it
was too late; while I was off trying to find another trail. I found one but
when I came back to this spot, there were tons of humans carrying my brothers
and the rest of my pack. It was the most horrible sight I have ever seen. And
so, this is where I lay until the day I die.”
Tears run
down Kaplan’s face as the story ended. Kaplan then said, “Wow…that must be
really sad for you, losing all your brothers and your pack. Well, I hope that
everything goes well for you.”
“Thank
you Kaplan. I hope that you don’t make the same mistake that I did.”
Kaplan
answers, “Believe me…I won’t…” And then continues his way back up the hill.
The
pack is still waiting for Kaplan’s arrival. But they find that some of the pack
members have been already captured by the hunters.
Mallard
is shivering. “I’m scared…” And yells, “CAN WE GO NOW?”
Timber
turns around quick and says, “Alright, come on…let’s go before we get caught.”
The rest
of the pack members run down the other side of the hill, hoping they don’t get
caught either. But they were too late. The hunters were already in range to
shoot them or capture them with the nets that they were carrying.
Rolland
jumps out from the bushes, and yells, “RUN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!”
They all
scream in panic. They’re thinking, “What
the hell do they want with us?”
Rolland
yells, “Get to the other side of the mountain! I’ll try to distract them.”
They all
run down the hill hoping that Rolland can hold them off long enough.
Rolland
starts to run down, watching them to make sure no one gets hurt. Then runs back
up to the top where the hunters can see them. The hunters stop, they look up at
the wolf howling at the sky.
The
hunters get their guns into position. And fire, Rolland dodges all the attacks,
but gets shot in the knee.
One of
the hunters yells, “HE’S DOWN…HE’S DOWN!! …Get’m boys!”
The rest of
the pack notice Rolland falls down, Winter runs to help, but one of the hunters
shot a bullet into the air to scare him off. Winter jumps in fright, and runs
back to secure the other pack members.
Kaplan
finds himself at the top of the hill, overlooking the Allurer Pack. The sky
turns black, the clouds drift away, and the moon is full. Kaplan’s body desires
to howl at the moon. But he’s trying to fight it, but…it doesn’t work. He howls
and signals to the hunters that he’s still alive. The hunters are now
surrounding the right side of the forest from any trespassers. Kaplan still
manages to slip away from them and runs down the other side of the hill to
catch up with his fellow wolves.
The
Allurer Pack finally comes to a halt; they are all tired and sweaty from all
the running. Mallard is still as jumpy as can be, even though the others are
panting and trying to catch their breaths.
Mallard
turns around and gasps.
Timber
walks up to him and says, “Mallard…what is it? What do you see?”
Mallard
answers, in excitement, “IT’S KAPLAN!! HE’S BACK!!”
All the
wolves jump in rejoice that Kaplan is coming back.
Kaplan
runs up to the pack and says, “Miss me?”
They all
run up to him and hugs him in happiness.
His mate
spots him and cuddles up to him, “I thought I lost you, Kaplan. Is everything
alright?”
“No…no it
isn’t… Hetman…he…died…”
“Oh my
gosh…what happened?”
“Well…while
you all were running up the mountain; one of the hunters shot Rolland in the
knee and he fell to the ground. I heard his cry and came to his rescue. I took
him into the forest and behind a bush so that we wouldn’t be seen. And he told
me to let him be, but I just wouldn’t listen. I was still trying to find a way
to help him live. But it was too late. His last words were “And if I die, tell
everyone that I will miss them and hope that everything goes well, no matter
what happens. And tell my wife that……I love her.” And then his head slowly and
softly touched the ground…and…that was it.”
Hetman’s mate
starts to break down crying because of the loss of her husband. She was
devastated of the loss of him, so she just walked away in agony, “Just leave me
alone.” She says this as the pack watches her, walk away in agony.
Kaplan
says, “Timber…”
“Yes
Kaplan. What do you need?”
“I need a
favor, I need you to go out and watch her. Protect her if you will, make sure
that she doesn’t get captured and that you don’t get captured. Is that too much
to ask?”
“What do
you think I can’t do simple tasks like this? Is there some force in this world
that is keeping you from making positive comments about me? Or are you just
some hypocrite or you just like to make a mockery of me?”
“No,
that’s not what I said. Stop trying to put words in my mouth! You know that I
don’t appreciate when people put words that I don’t or didn’t use into my
mouth.”
“Oh, like
I’m trying to put words into that big old mouth of yours. All the words in the
world couldn’t fit into that mouth of yours. You think that you are so tough
and strong because you were appointed Alpha of the pack. Well guess what,
NEWSFLASH…you are not as strong as I am, and certainly not brave or tough.
So…just get with the program!”
“TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!
Mark my words, you will pay for this!!” Then leaps out at him, with fury in his
howl and just starts to slash and bite him. Timber fights back, and pushes him
off him with his feet. Timber and Kaplan gets up at the same time, catch their
breath and keep fighting.
Winter
and Rolland turn around from their walk around the forest and notice that
Timber and Kaplan are fighting. Winter asks one of the wolves, “What the hell
is going on here?”
“There’s
a fight between Timber and Kaplan going on…DUH!!”
“How did
it start?”
“Well it
all started when Kaplan told Timber to go and safeguard Hetman’s mate. And at
the end of that order, Kaplan said, “Is that too much to ask?” Then Timber got
really mad. And that’s when they just started to argue…and then this is when
the fight between the two started.”
“But are
you going to just stand here are watching them rip each other limb from limb.
Or are you going to stop them before they kill each other?”
“No, this
actually is quite entertaining. Thank you very much!”
“You are
such a moron! Get out of my way!”
The wolf
quivers in fear and moves out of his way. Winter finally gets through the
entire crowd and is thinking, “Boy this
is a big turn out!”
Winter
jumps right in between them before they are ready to claw through each other’s
throats and says, “What the hell do you think you’re doing? You are both
fighting over something that can be talked over and settled. But no, you have
to take the violent path and fight each other just because one said this and
the other got mad. This is preposterous! I cannot believe that you two are fighting. You were the best of
friends, well at least…that I’ve seen while I’ve been in this pack. And now
you’re showing everyone else that you are willing to throw away that friendship
over a fight. That my friend is ridiculous!”
Kaplan
and Timber just stop…their thinking, “Is
Winter actually making some sense?” Kaplan smirks and says, “Well, I guess
that I shouldn’t have said it that way…”
Timber is
now officially angry at him…again, but calmly says, “Well, I guess I shouldn’t
have reacted the way that I did to you, Kaplan. I’m sorry.”
“I’m
sorry too, Timber. Friends?”
“Friends…”
They both
then make armistice and move on. Some members of the pack question what is
going to happen next. But unfortunately, Kaplan can’t answer that. Since Timber
and Kaplan got into that fight, they lost sight of Hetman’s mate. Even their
scouts couldn’t find her, and they looked everywhere. And still no luck in the
search.
Kaplan is
fumigated with this and growls softly, trying to hide his anger and frustration.
But it doesn’t work. His anger and frustration gets the best of him. He howls
at the full moon in the sky and says, “We’re moving out.”
Winter
and Timber are puzzled, “What does he
plan on doing now?” Winter walks up to him and asks, “Umm…Kaplan…what do
you plan on doing. And where do you plan on taking us?”
“Just do
as I tell you! No questions asked!”
Chapter
4
Mufasa, Sarabi, and the other
lionesses are now walking away from one of the last battles between Mufasa and
Scar.
“Your
brother is a real pain in the butt, you know that right?” Sarabi says, very
angry at him.
“Yeah…I
know. But he is my brother and I’m one of the people that had to deal with him
earlier in life you know!”
“That’s
true… Umm…Mufasa?”
“Yes
Sarabi honey?”
“Was Scar
always like that, I mean…evil?”
“Unfortunately…yes.
He was the only cub in our Pride to get himself into trouble. He also got other
people into trouble, but not as often as getting himself into trouble. And
that, in a sense, “Way of life” if you may, carried on with him until today. He
was very jealous at the fact that my father picked me to take the throne
instead of him. And I understand that he’s mad, but he doesn’t have to try and
kill me for it!”
“Well,
what would you do if you were in his position?”
“I would
never even think about being the way that Scar acts like. Never in my entire
life.”
“Now…DID
I EVER SAY THAT YOU
“No…”
“Well
then!” Growls softly; then continues her sentence. “As I was saying, if and
only if you were in his position, would you do the same?”
“Well…I
guess so…Maybe… I don’t know…”
“Well
then, you have no right to complain or mock what he is doing!”
“Yes
honey!”
Mufasa,
Sarabi, and the rest of the lionesses walk back to Pride Rock just as Scar and
the hyenas walk back to the Elephant Graveyard in shame of being beaten by
Mufasa and the lionesses once again.
“Man I
hate coming home and thinking that Mufasa beat us again. I just hate it so
much, I just feel like –“
“Hush my
minion, one day, we will be the stronger force and kill Mufasa and finally
claim what is rightfully mine… the throne!”
“And when
will that day be, because you said that the last time and look at where we are
at now!”
“Don’t
get smart with me. You know what you need Shenzi, PATIENENCE! We just need to
wait for the right opportunity and take advantage of it!”
“Well it
better come soon, because I’m getting tired of feeling this way…”
“SILENCE!!
Just wait…just wait…our time will come to rise up!”
“I’m
really hungry, Scar. What’s there to eat?”
“You want
something huh?”
“Yes.”
“Well
then……GET IT YOURSELF YOU IMBACILE!”
“Fine…gosh.
You don’t have to be so mean all the time Scar!”
“Well,
get use to it. It’s my nature!”
Meanwhile,
at Pride Rock, Mufasa and the other lionesses are sitting and lying around
relaxing. Sarabi is pacing the floor thinking, “What is Scar planning? What happens if he attacks again, which I know
that he will? But how are we going to face him then?”
Sarabi
walks up to Mufasa and asks politely, “Mufasa…what are we going to do if Scar
comes back to attack us?”
“Well…I
guess we can…”
“Thank
you, I rest my case. We have nothing planned for the next time he attacks. We
don’t know when to expect the next attack. It could be anytime! So get up of
all your lazy butts and think of a plan!”
“But I
was—“
“NOW!!!”
Mufasa
and the other lionesses are getting up as fast as they possibly can to think of
this great plan.
One of
the lionesses says, “Well isn’t she bossy?”
Sarabi
hears the whisper and says, “Say what?”
The lionesses
replies, “Oh, nothing…nothing at all…”
“Well,
I’m going to go out and get some food. I’ll be back soon, okay?”
They all
reply, “Okay…” And go back to thinking of a plan to get try to keep Scar and
his army of hyenas away.
Mufasa
asks, “Well…anyone have any ideas?” He hears dead silence, the only thing he
hears are birds chirping in the sky.
“Umm…HELLOOOOO!”
“Yes
Mufasa?”
“Did
anyone just listen to me just three seconds ago?”
“Uhh…nope!”
“WHY
NOT??? Well, you should of. Because I said that I need ideas. Sarabi could be
coming back and minute and I’d like for her to know that we weren’t just
sitting around doing absolutely nothing! I want her to know that we actually
did something productive! You understand? I need ideas, answers, anything!!!”
“Well we
could just use Zazu as a look-out and then if he is coming, then we use that
one technique…what was it again... It’s at the tip of my tongue…”
“Are you
thinking of sneak attack?”
“YES!
That’s it. Thank you!”
Mufasa
paces, and then decides, “Fine, we’ll go with that plan. Then if that
fails…well…well…you know…we’ll think of something.”
And just
as Mufasa and the lionesses perfected their plan, Sarabi comes walking into
Pride Rock with legs of zebras in her mouth, dropping them onto the floor.
“Well…did
you think of a plan, Mufasa?”
“Why it
just so happens that we just finished putting the finishing touches on it. You
see what we are going to do is this, --“
“Upp Upp
Upp! Say no more. I don’t really need you to tell me what the plan is. Just tell
me when it’s time for you to do so.”
“But
you…But…WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WOMAN?!?!?!?”
“Excuse
me? Are you talking to me?”
“Yes I’m
talking to you. All you wanted us to do while you were gone was make up a plan
on how to get rid of Scar and the hyenas if they want to launch another attack
on us and now you don’t even want to hear it! That’s preposterous!”
“What do
you mean that’s “preposterous”? If I don’t want to hear it, I don’t want to
hear it. I’m just tired, so leave me alone unless it is an emergency. And not
like last time where I was sleeping and you woke me and some of the other
lionesses just because you and some other guys were hungry. So don’t try to
pull that stunt again!”
“Okay,
fine… Jeez, you don’t have to be so harsh all the time!”
“Well
with you Mufasa, I do.”
“You know
what?”
“I don’t
know…what?”
“I love
you!”
Sarabi
awes and snuggles up to him as she walks past him to go and sleep.
Mufasa
roars out into the Pride Lands hoping Zazu hears him. I then watched this bird
in the distance flying toward Pride Rock. He just sits and waits for him to fly
over.
Zazu
finally gets to Pride Rock and settles down on a nearby rock and asks, “Yes
sire?”
“I have…a
job for you.”
“And what
exactly does this task consist of may I ask?”
“Why
nothing big or extraordinary. All I want you to do is…umm…come closer, I don’t need
anyone to hear this.”
“Okay…”
“Alright,
this is exactly what I want you to do; I want you to keep watch over these
Pride Lands and make sure that no hyenas or Scar gets into these sacred Pride
Lands. And in the event that you do find him or the hyenas roaming around in
these lands, fly back immediately and let me know, so that we can end this war
once and for all time.”
“Aye-aye
Mufasa! I will get on it right away!”
Zazu then
lifts off of the ground and flies out into the clear blue sky. Mufasa watches,
and then walks back inside.
Sarabi
then finally wakes up from her long and wonderful slumber, when suddenly Mufasa
roars and yells, “THE HYENAS ARE BACK! WE NEED TO GET THEM OUT OF HERE AS SOON
AS POSSIBLE! GET UP NOW!?!?!”
Sarabi
gets up, as if there was a fire and says, “Well you don’t have to wake or scare
everyone else that is NOW GETTING UP!?!?!”
“Well
excuse me! I didn’t notice that matters had to wait until you were all ready
and awake!!!!”
“Who the
hell do you think you are talking to? Let me get this through that enormous and
thick head of yours, I happen to be your mate, you understand that right or was
that too hard to comprehend?”
“I
understand…HEY!!!”
“Yeah
well, get over it. Anyway as I was saying, I am not and never going to be one
of your buddies that you can talk to however you want. Get it straight, I am a
woman and would like to be treated with respect. Not how you have been treating
me lately. So, you have one of two options, you can either get your act
straightened out or you can leave these Pride Lands and never come back.”
“Can I
have the second option please?” After that been said, he smirks with a devious smile.
“WHAT THE
–“
“I was
just kidding, calm down. You know that I would never leave you no matter what!
…You do…don’t ya?”
“Oh…”
Then wipes her forehead with her paw, then says, “Yes, I just didn’t think of
it right this moment.”
Zazu
flies into the middle of this conversation and says, “Now, I would hate to
waste this wonderful little moment you are having, but there are HYENAS IN THE
PRIDE LANDS!!!”
“Well
then…” Then both reply, “Let’s go!”
Mufasa
runs ahead with Zazu flying over him in the sky, just as Sarabi is rallying the
lionesses to go into the Pride Lands to confront the hyenas.
They all
are now 50 yards away from them and Mufasa motions everyone to stop. He turns,
lowers his body to the ground and everyone else does the same. Mufasa then
whispers to the Pride, “Let us watch these…morons look for their lunch, the
wait for the right moment…then…BAM! We catch them and lure them back to the
Elephant Graveyard.”
Sarabi
and the other lionesses nod their heads in agreement and keep the silence while
watching them.
“What the
heck is going on here, Banzi?”
“Oh, and
I’m suppose to know everything about where the animals are?”
“Well
YES!!! Didn’t I tell you before to go and find some food for us to munch on? Or
did you just not listen to me and sent us where-ever you wanted to go?”
“I went,
and then got tired…”
“YOU
IDIOT!!! You were suppose to go out and find some food, but noooo you had to go
out and forget that you even had to go out there, took a nap and went back
home! This is the last time I trust you anymore, I trust Ed more than you, and
he’s more stupid than you are! I just can not believe this!”
“Well,
excuse me madam! I didn’t know that you were the big boss lady around here!”
“What,
haven’t you noticed that—wait a minute, now when did I say that I was the big
“boss” lady. So get your fact straight!”
Mufasa
jumps out of the shadows and says, “Well…well…well…what do we have here?”
“Oh no,
it’s MUFASA!!!”
The rest
of the lionesses and Sarabi jump out of the shadows after Shenzi, Banzi, and Ed
are shivering with fear.
“What’s
the matter, cats got your tongue?” Sarabi asked the terrified hyenas.
“Uhh…well…Got
to go!” Then as they start to run off, Mufasa and some of the lionesses form a
circle around them to close in on them for questioning.
Mufasa
asks, “What the hell are you doing here, for one?”
“Well…uhh…you
told us—“
Just as
they were finishing their sentence, Mufasa interjects by saying, “Not to ever
come into our Pride Lands! And what did I say was the consequence for breaking
the rules…?”
“Uhh…I
don’t really remember.” Ed starts to laugh, Shenzi and Banzi looks at him, very
perplexed. Banzi asks, “What the hell are you laughing at, Ed?”
“Hee-Hee-Hee…Hee-Hee-Hee…”
Then out from the grass, Scar and a couple other hyenas jump out behind him.
“Ahh…we meet again Big Brother. Nice to see you…” He said sarcastically.
“What the
hell are your little “hyenas” doing in MYPride Lands?”
“Well…I
don’t know…Why don’t you ask them…” He then glanced over to the left at Shenzi,
Banzi, and Ed.
“Okay
then, what the—“
Then just
as Mufasa starts his interrogation, Sarabi interrupts by saying, “Hell are you
idiots doing here? This isn’t where you belong, so buzz off.”
“Excuse
me, Sarabi. I was in the middle of interrogating these hooligans!!”
“Well, I
hate them so I interjected. But anyway, it’s fun to torment you!”
“Hey!”
“It’s
okay, I still love you anyway. I do it out of love!”
“Yeah…sure
you do!”
“What are
you talking about?? I love you and you know it!”
Zazu
flies in between both Mufasa and Sarabi and says, “Now I really hate to ruin
this wonderful little conversation, but AREN”T WE GOING PENALIZE THESE
FIENDS???”
“Oh
yes…right…uhh…Sarabi, do you want to take the honors?”
“No, but
I bet YOU WOULD!!!” While she is screaming at him, motioning to him that he
needs to take the astonishing role of punishing the moronic hyenas.
“Okay,
this is what I want you to do, you have two options; you could either leave now
and never and I mean never come back.”
“Umm…”
Shenzi said. “Is there a second option?”
“NO YOU
MORONS!!! YOU NEED TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!!!”
“Oh,
okay!” Then Shenzi, Banzi, and Ed then run out into the sunset as it falls.
Scar then
thought for a minute, “Why must those
idiots of a henchman fail me once more?? Just wait till I get back there…just
wait!!”