Wouldn't it be funny

Wouldn't it be funny if the sky were green

and the grass was a spotty yellow?

Wouldn't it be funny if the trees could walk

and the flowers and the palnts could see.

Wouldn't it be strange?

Wouldn't it be weird?

Wouldn't it be most peculiar indeed?

Wouldn't it be funny if the fish could fly

and the skunks played naughts and crosses?

Wouldn't it be funny if the worms could sing

and the ladybirds could laugh and cry?

Wouldn't it be strange?

Wouldn't it be weird?

Wouldn't it be most peculiar indeed.

Wouldn't it be funny if we had three legs

and our hooves were made of tree bark?

Wouldn't it be funny if we had new names

and a pair of mouths instead of one.

Wouldn't it be strange?

Wouldn't it be weird?

Wouldn't it be most peculiar indeed?

Wouldn't it be funny if the rabbits drooled

and the Great prince wore pjamas?

Wouldn't it be funny if the deer could float

And the fawns made up all the rules.

Wouldn't it be strange?

Wouldn't it be weird?

Wouldn't it be most peculiar indeed?

Wouldn't it be funny?

Wouldn't it be funny?

Wouldn't it be most peculiar

INDEED?