Jenna: boris????? boris???boris!

Boris: what your flippin' problem lady? I vas just-oh, sorry Jenna, I thought your were Dixie

Jenna: no enfense, but you scare me some times

Boris: I have that efvect on everyvone

Jenna: we never new

Meanwhile while Aleu is studying in her room....

Aleu: Kodi is really staring to p*** me off

Aleu: KODI! TURN YOUR FLIPIN' GITAUR DOWN! I STUDYIN' FOO'!!

Kodi: *keeps on playing even louder*

Aleu:GRRRR!

Aleu:*runs up to Kodi's room*

Kodi:*while playin' the electric gitaur* I hate pie!oh yeah!I hate pie!ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh YEAH!!!!

Kodi:*jumps off amp and screams* GOOD NITE HAPPY LAAAAAAND! *pretendes to smash gitaur and keeps playin'*

Aleu:*unpugs Kodi's amp*

Kodi:HEY! what the flip was THAT for?!

Aleu:it was for blowing out my ear drums, I'll bill your my hearing aid bills

Saba: I'm gonna murder you Kodi

Kodi:why me?!

Dingo: Kodi, I will personally puond you if you turn it up any louder *gritts teeth*

Balto:Hey what's all the cra- *looks at Kodi* I mean butifull music??

Balto: okay, every one, family meeting

Kids:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

At the family meeting

Boris: okay, since Kodi is starting to p*** everyone off, I prepose we leave him here and move farrrrrr away from ME

Balto:BORIS!

Boris:it vas a jsoke, don't you get??

Jenna:HEY! I got an Idea,Fluke, don't you play the drums?

Fluke:yeah, so what?

Jenna, and we ALL know Kodi plays electric Gitaur, but Dingo, don't you play base, and Kaya, don't you play tangurine and Boris, don't you do karoke?

Kaya: it tam-BORINE

Jenna: you call it what you want, and all call it what I want.

Dingo:yes we do play base and tamborine

Boris:and karivokie

Jenna: Saba, Aleu, don't you guys sing?

Aleu: heck yeah!

Saba: *slaps Aleu*

Aleu: I mean,erm,no we don't

Saba: *pats Aleu on head and gives her a treat* good puppy

Balto: I think I know were your headed Jenna, what your mother is trying to say is, why don't we start a band!

every one:Noooooooooo! oh, gosh know!

Balto: I'll give everyone 50 bucks

everyone: deal

LATER, AT THE BOILER ROOM FOR BAND AUDIONS FOR RECORD COMPOMIES..

Balto:okay, were all gonna do our best, right guys?

everyone: what ever

Balto: *rolls eyes*

Fluke:that dress makes you look fat ,kaya

Kaya: oh, s**** you Fluke!

Fluke:NUAGHTY!NAUGHTY!

Judge: next up is the drooling idiots doing, "we hate pie"

Balto:yay!that's us

the drooling idiots: *runs onto stage*

balto,kodi,dingo fluke,boris:WE HATE PIE!NAD GOBLINS ARE MAGICAL!WE HATE PIE! CHERRY,BLUEBERRY,APPLE, OOOOOHHHHH YEAH! WE HATE THEM ALL!

Jenna, Kaya,saba,aleu: oh yeah!

Kodi:Tried to smash gitaur, but falls back on amp

Kodi:*says drowsily* didn't work tuesday, still doesn't work today

Jude:you suck!you suck!you suck! get out of my sight!

and to this day the drooling idoit broke up, and never had another family meeting or started another band ever again thank god.

-note from author-

yeah, I was bored when I wrote this, and  I myself have a band and we rock! unlike the drooling idiots. THANK YOU AND PLEEEEEAAAAASE REVEIW!