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Balto: “Okay, first of all, I want to say this is pointless. Second of all, this is pointless.”

Steele: “Do I have to be the bad guy?”

Balto: *Whacks Steele with a refrigerator door* “Hey cool, there was a fridge there!”

Director: Can we just get on with it please?

Steele: *falls off chair*

Director: Someone get Steele back in his chair please? Thank you.

Jenna: “Uh, hair and makeup? I laughed so hard my eye shadow is running.”

Director: We are only doing lines today, Jenna. No acting. You don’t need eye shadow.

Jenna: “I object! Every girl should look her best for everything.”

Director: Jenna, you have a flower pot on your head.

Jenna: “Like I care!”

Director: Okay… Who wants ice cream?

Jesse: “I do I do I do!!!” *waves*

Director: Since when are you in this?

Jesse: “Uh, I was, uh, always here.”

Director: Where are your lines?

Jesse: “Right here, sir!”

Director: That’s ma’am, and your ‘lines’ are a phone book.

Jesse: “You mean I’m supposed to read a phone book?…”

Director: Just get out of here! You’ll get ice cream later!!

Jesse: “Yes, uh, um, ‘mama’.” *leaves*

Jenna: “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA That…was…the…funniest… thing…ever!!!”

Director: Can we get this thing started PLEASE???

Everyone: “Okay…”

Balto: *reads* “James V.-Attorney at Law, Obtained millions for injured clients.”

Jenna: *reads* “Bonus size Dust Remover! Moisture-Free Cleaning!”

Steele: *reads* “The Grim Reaper is out to get me! AHH!” *flips cue card* “A Clean scent in 5 minutes!”

Aleu: *reads* “Before you meet your handsome prince you gotta kiss a lot of toads.”

Kodi: *reads* “The Stupid Pages! A handy phone book for all your phone needs!”

Dingo: *reads*

Saba: “WTF?” *reads cue card* “Uh, Director, this is in German… I can’t read German.”

Dingo: “Mine’s in Italian!”

Director: WHO SWITCHED THE DAMN CUE CARDS?!?!?!

Jesse: “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA That was hilarious! I gotta do that again sometime!!”

Director: Dingo, can you translate yours? I know you took an Italian class last year.

Dingo: “Let’s see…It’s a quote by W. C. Fields- ‘A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.’”

Everyone: *rofl* (rolling on floor laughing)

Steele: *is still rofl* “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Dingo: “WTF man? U R stupid.”

Balto: “Why does he write his script like that?”

Director: Dingo, could you please change that script?

Dingo: “Oh, OK. Srry man. OK- WTF man? UR dumb.”

Aleu: “Not like that, You idiot! He meant like, WTF man? You’re stupid!”

Kodi: “You’re the idiot! He’s not the one who ran off!”

Aleu: “You’re all idiots! Every one of you! I’m leaving!”

Director: No, Aleu we need you! Stop! Someone stop her!

Saba: “Why should we, the jerk? I might as well kick that little-”

Jenna: “Saba!”

Saba: “What?”

Jenna: *pulls Saba by collar into next room, everyone can hear her yelling something*

Saba: *screaming* “I’m GOING!!!! YOU CAN ALL DO THIS WITHOUT ME!!!” *leaves*

Jenna: *walks back into room* “Problem solved.”

Balto: *ROFL* “OMFG!!! That was funny!”

Steele: *is still rofl from earlier*

Dingo: “WTF dude? U idiot.”

Jenna: “Dingo, why did you say that?”

Dingo: “Well I would have used ‘pup’ instead of ‘dude’ but he’s not a dog.”

Balto: “Uh, yeah he is…”

Dingo: “Pup.”

Balto: “Oh.”

Dingo: “Cat.”

Jenna: “What?”

Dingo: “Horse.”

Director: Dingo, are you reading the cue cards or something?

Dingo: “No.”

Director: Then you are reading what?

Dingo: “This baby book. This next picture is of a car! Yay! My humans luv cars!”

Balto: *stares at Dingo* “Since when do you read those things?”

Dingo: “It was mixed in with my cue cards. I thought I was supposed to read it.”

Steele: *Is still rofl from earlier*

Balto: *gives Dingo a stupid look* “I’m gonna get Steele out of here.” *rolls Steele away*

Steele: *is still rofl*

Everyone left: *looks at steele with stupid looks*

Director: ROLL CALL! Balto?

Balto: “Here!”

Director: Jenna? Aleu? Saba?

Jenna: “Here! Aleu and Saba are absent!”

Director: Thank you. Dingo? Kodi? Steele?

Dingo: “Here!”

Kodi: “Here. Steele’s gone. Uh, can I have a bigger part in this fan fiction?”

Director: Thanks guys. Kodi, this is random stuff, so I suggest you just pipe up with some random subject at a time of silence.

*time of silence*

Kodi: “Uh, toilets! Mirrors! Stuff like that! Uh, TURN JEWELRY INTO CASH! LALALALALA!”

Jenna: “Oh! I have a ton of old Jewelry! Where can I do this?”

Director: You have no need for money, Jenna. And there’s a pawn store in Beijing where you can trade jewelry for highly valued Chinese currency. Which can equal millions of US and Alaskan dollars.

Jenna: “I always wanted to be rich!” *grabs millions of pounds of stolen jewelry and runs to Beijing*

Balto: “Is it just me or was that Jewelry stolen?” *Runs to help Jenna*

Everyone: *ROFL*

Dingo: “When do we get ice cream?”

Kodi: “Yeah! I want ice cream!”

Director: *talking to passing coffee and ice cream shop* I’ll have a triple chocolate mocha with cherry chip bits and loads of whipped cream and caramel plus an espresso shot no make that a quadruple espresso shot and don’t forget the steamed milk oh and can I get a half latte in that plus a dob of vanilla ice cream on top? AND DON”T FORGET THE CHERRY!

Seller Person: “Sure thing.” *Hands Director the coffee*

Director: Would you two like anything?

Kodi: “I’ll have rocky road ice cream with as many cherries that will fit on top. And, uh, make that the largest size you have.”

Dingo: “I’ll have a cup of vanilla ice cream. With hot fudge and brownie bits and a cherry.”

Seller Person: “Of course.” *rings up total* “That will be 52,846,739 dollars and 45 cents.”

Director: Wow that’s cheap. Here you go. *hands seller person money* Thank you.

Dingo: “Hey, Kodi, let’s go back to the sled team kennels and eat our ice cream.” *leaves*

Kodi: “Sure thing, bro.” *leaves*

Director: I guess that concludes this fanfic! Thanks for reading! LOL Hope it wasn’t to random for ya.