Charlie

" I HATE BOWS!"

" Especially pretty ones."

" Oh, but you know what bows I hate most?"

" Bows that are PINK & PRETTY!"

" Which is one I am wearing now."

" I'm a good dog, aren't I?"

" I think I don't deserve to be wearing a PINK & PRETTY BOW."

" Because, I HATE PRETTY BOWS!"

" I HATE PINK ONES, TOO!"

" But the one I'm wearing, it's ugly and girly."

" So, please AnnaBelle, take this stupid PINK & PRETTY BOW OFF MY HEAD!"