dialogue consists of English, Portuguese and censored profanity in the epilogue. i apologize for the bad quality of the map. my hand was jittery when i used the mouse but i digresss, on with the story

prologue: you see a jungle, full of diverse species,(like in the beggining of rio)when suddnely animals get trapped, however one baby african grey flew away and fled the jungle, he later came to rio to start a new life, that birds name was unknown so he said his name was bandit,

chapter 1:Bandit walks in to blu and jewel's house at the crack of dawn and see's a sign at the bottom of the stair case that say's to not go up the stair case. Bandit goes up and see's a sign that says to not go to the room on the end of hallway. Bandit goes to that door. There's a sign on it that says don't open the door. When bandit opens the door he sees the most beautiful yet most disturbing thing his eye has ever seen(he has one eye by the way). Two birds in the process of mating. When blu does have a small glance at the door, they both scream and then cover themselves with a sheet of twigs. Jewel then asks bandit" who are you?why are you hear?how do you know where we live? Why did you ignore the signs? And what happened to your eye?"bandit replies and says"I'm bandit. I lost the eye in a fight. i know this jungle like the back of my wing and i need your help.blu says"why would bandit need our help".blu and jewel start thinking untill blu decides that they will help. so bandit says"alright then pack your possesions".  as soon as blu leaves. bandit slams the door shut and says"hello my flower". in portugeese. jewel was stumped. bandit explained he was speaking portugeese and could say it in every language known to man.by the time blu returns with the bags the kids come in the room and ask why they can't come. while blu and jewel try to think of an excuse bandit threw a smoke grenade on the floor allowing blu jewel and bandit to escape. they leave the rain forest and head to the market to stock up on supplies for the trip when they meet nico and pedro. bandit then says "ola meus fas"nico and pedro looked at each other confused. bandit realizes they didn't understand him so he repats himself in english. "hey blu you got to get to the club there are chicks wanting your autographs."said pedro."and by chicks, we don't mean hatchlings" added nico.pedro nodded and said"i havn't seen nico that frozen since the time i dared him to eat 20 icecubes"bandit then said"hurry let's get in there and meet the chicks"impatiently.they got in the club which was very crowded so they couldn't see well blu was busy sighing autographs. while bandit whistled at every chick he saw While nico was up on stage say and then said"alright everybody,my friends blu and jewel have a special guest from out of town so let's show him some love because I don't think he gets out much"shining the spotlight on bandit."alright i drop the beat and we party hardy baby"said pedro.

I wanna party i wanna samba

i wanna party i wanna samba

i wanna party and live my life(my life)

i wanna party(party)

and flyyyyy

high i'mma fly, fly just like a bird(but you are a bird)

oh yeah your right so let me fly just like a rocket then(okay)

fly so high where i need to come down for oxygen(hey)

cause once we started baby ain't no stopping it(hey)

cause i just want to live my life and party(hey)

all i want is to be free and rock my body(okay)

been around the world and i want to live my life in rio cause in cause i rio realize

i wanna party(party)

i wanna samba(party)

i wanna party(party)

and flyyyyyy

i'm that samba samba master master master master push out sound from a gehtetto blaster blaster blaster blasteryou dance fast but i dance faster faster faster faster you too slow you need to catch up. you can dance and dance but i

i wanna party(party)

i wanna samba(party)

i wanna party(party)

i wanna samba(party)

i wanna party(party)

and live my life (my life)

i wanna party(party)

and flyyyyyyy.

everyone was dancing. blu and jewel were about to kiss when nigel crashed the party," blu and jewel, your coming with me" said nigel."over my dead body"blu and jewel declared and spat simultaneusly(blu didn't screw up this time)."that can be arranged" nigel said trying to sound threatning.there was a brief stare down and you could see a macaw ominously drumming. the stare down ended when blu yelled"birds versus nigel". then the fighting was really starting to get intense. when blu, jewel, nico and pedro were the last birds who didn't runaway and get captured. bandit crept up. behind ngel and tried to catch him but slipped away and said"meu inmigigo idoso,didn't you think i would know that you would try to do the ambush. he then ko'd the five and they woke up in the smugglers den.'oh i know i'm not the sight for sore eyes, but i was quiet chick magnet, a constalation,lights camera action

i was striking suave

ambitious feet to beak

so birdielisious. now i'm vile i am vilanious and vicious

oh and malicious

i had it all a tv show, women too

i was tall,over 1 foot 2

then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes

thats why i am so evil why i do what i do

(he was a superstar)so young and vital

(he's nasty)a south american idol

(he's a suspicious bird)who said that about me

(a very vicious bird)i'll have you rotisseried

i was the king of telling novellas

the envy of all the other fellas

then i was pushed out for a pretty polly parakeet

from paraguay they call patricious

common paraguayian name

(he's a nasty bird)i'm insidious

(h'es nasty)oh i'm hidious

(he was a blue macaw)i'm a cockatoo

(an obscene bird)yes that bit's true

i'm a feathery freak with a beak

a bird murderer

You think your badder than me

i never heard of ya

i'm evil i fill your cheese balls with wevills

i poop on people and i blame it on seagulls

(it was him)

(he's a nasty bird) i'm invincible

(he's nasty)i'm unmicable

i'm unwashable, unrinceable

like an abandoned school i have no pricipal

all of you brazilian birds

all 80 million birds

i'll tell you what i'm going to do

i'm going to make you..(chorus starts singing)

shut up now, SHUT UP(chorus is silent)

i'm going to make you ugly(picks up bandit) too(drops bandit)

sweet nightmares(laughs meniacly)

"not cool man,not cool"said bandit."hey that's my line"blu pointed out anoyed."guys stop fighting and start focusing on getting out of here out of here"snapped jewel."okay hang on,okay i'm out"said bandit who just opened the presure lock on his cage and started freeing everybody"okay we just need to...uh oh"said bandit who just realized something."what is it bandit" asked blu."your lock is a super lock only the smugglers key can disarm" said bandit worried." bandit your a notorious treasure hunter, they always find a way"blu said trying to lift bandit's spirit."well  we could do what i origanaly wanted you to do,we could go to sao paulo to find the amulet of the love birds"said bandit. blu and jewel looked confused and asked simultaneously"where is sao paulo",bandit was shocked and said, just north of rio, but we'd satill be in brazil".bandit then tried to pick up the cage and fly it out of the den,the flight itself was very long they got back to the market to stock up on supplies when they get there blu asks"how are we gonna pay for those" bandit then says "watch and learn"and started immitating blu's call untill one of the shopkeepers started runing away tring to find that noise."free food anyone" bandit asked?everyone ate untill they were stuffed and then filled their back pack's to the brim with fruit. when bandit asked if there ready to leave they all depart prepared for a brief plane trip end of chapter 1

chapter two

they all head off to the airport airport while blu and jewel are in there cage being pushed by bandit, while they are being pushed bandit says"you know gonna have to stop and rest somewhere"he then points to a tree,blu then says"no i don't think so, i would feel much better in something manmade"and then points to a 5 star hotel, so they all agree to spend the night on top of the spix macaw.they all rest until three am when blu and jewel wake up but can't find bandit so they all try to rest untill he return's.they then searched for hours untill blu finds a videotape and put's it in a videotape player,the videptape was playing. Nigel said"greetings blu and jewel,if you are playing this video you should know that i have captured bandit, just try and save him and your feathery little buddy,sleeps with the fishes."the video tape finished playing and blu said"tecnicly fish don't sleep so much as rest,you think a cockatoo would know that.unless he means..."blu broke off and shuttered."we should go somewhere and search for him"jewel said.blu didnt like the idea and proposed they go to sao paulo.jewel agreed, they searched found Bandit's backpack which blu managed to fit through the cage.they found maps,a compass,newspapers of him and several love poems which were about jewel.blu then said"jewel i think bandit has a crush on you."jewel thought about that and decided to save bandit when they find the treasure. so they try and hope onto the first plane to

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