Not anytime soon. I already have more than enough backing up my particular plate.

Maybe someday you could write a short comedy-like story about the two.

A competition between the two...determining who could be meaner than the other.

What are you imagining?

If you can't imagine what I'm thinking, you'll never guess it.

Like a potato sack race?

I picture them more in some sort of "mean-off" competition.

Oops. Me go fix typo XD

I don't know why, but I picture these two being in a Jeopardy or Wheel Of Fortune game.

The "award", you mean?

For the crankiest, I'd have to agree. For the most interfering and opinionated? I'd have to give it to Auntie Shrew.

If these two went head-to-head...eeeeeesh!