the right and topples over, the basket she’s wearing on her left side emptying its contents all over her]

Twilight: [Stifling laughter] I, uh… think we should get some baskets with lids.

Director: Cut!

The Great Drowsy Bake-Off

Take 1

Pinkie: [Reading from a recipe book] All right-y! I'll get the sugar and the eggs. Can you get me some chocolate chips?

[Applejack has fallen asleep on the counter. However she misses her cue to get up and say her line and keeps on sleeping]

Pinkie Pie: [Pokes Applejack’s head] Awww! She’s so cute when she’s asleep!

Director: Pierre, don’t tell Twilight I said this ‘cause she’ll never let me live it down, but I’m beginning to think she was right about the pill thing.

Pierre: Hey, at least you’re taking an artistic approach, sir.

Director: Yeah whatever. Say, speaking of pills can you get me mine?

Pierre: They’re on the table next to you.

[The Director reaches for the box of pills and takes one; however he grabs Applejack’s drowsy pills instead of his own stress pills. He notices Pierre looking at him oddly and raises a brow]

Director: What?

Pierre: Um, you… er, nothing…

Take 2

Applejack: [After tipping the chips into the mixing bowl] What’s next?

Pinkie Pie: [In slow motion] Baking soda.

Applejack: Soda. Perfect! That’ll get those tater chips nice n’ wet. [She grabs a bottle of soda from the refrigerator and begins pouring it into the bowl, however as she pours she falls asleep, and the soda starts spilling onto the table top.

Pierre: Um, sir. Should we step in?

Director: Hey look at me [He is wearing his megaphone on his head] I’m wearing a party hat.

Pierre: Er…

Take 3

Applejack: One cup o’ sour comin’ up. [Goes to pour lemon juice into the bowl, but when she does some of the juice splashes up into her eye] ACK! Oh holy cinnamon sticks it BURNS!

Pinkie: AH! Applejack, don’t die on me!

Director: I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Trampled Lily

[The stampeding bunnies hop through the town, sending the background ponies scampering for cover. One pony, Lily Valley, outright faints in the middle of the road, however instead of hopping around her, the bunnies jump right on top of her and then over her.

Pierre: Cut! Someone cut!

Director: I can hear colours! 

Lily Valley: [stands up] I’m okay everypony. It doesn’t actually hurt when they jump on you like that; it’s like being trampled by cotton candy… only less sticky.

Pink Surprises

Rainbow Dash: Phew! That applebucking sure made me hungry.

Spike: And I've got the perfect treat. [He is holding a plate of those gross muffins that Pinkie and Applejack made]

Pinkie Pie: Eeew, Spike, I threw those all away. Where'd you get them?

Spike: From the trash.

Mane Six: [in unison] EWWWW!

Spike: Just a little nibble? Come on.

[The Mane Six start walking towards the setting sun with Spike still in tow, all six of them muttering their disgust at the dragon’s idea for snacks]

Pierre: And we’ve got it!

Director: I can feel the earth moving…

Pinkie: Woo! Woo!

[From behind him, Pierre can hear Pinkie Pie, who is still making faces into the trophy’s reflection. It turns out that she hasn’t stopped doing that throughout the entirety of production. Pierre calls out to ‘Pinkie Pie’ who is congratulating the other ponies on a job well done on set]

Pierre: Thanks for filling in for Pinkie, Surprise!

[Surprise wipes some of the pink fur paint off her face revealing it to be white]

Surprise: No prob, Bob. Always happy to step in.

Pierre: [Looks at the Director] Well, that’s another episode wrapped up and ready for editing.

Director: [Looking straight up] Have you ever noticed that if you look super closely at reality you can see the pixels?

[Pierre sighs and picks up a spare camera, swinging it a couple of times and aiming at his target]

Pierre: Sir, I’m so sorry about this.

Director: Wha-

[He is then hit roughly in the head and falls to the floor]

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