Friendship is Magic: Part 2

 

Not going anywhere

 

Rainbow Dash: (Sees Twilight running away) Where’s she going?

Twilight: (Trips over)

Rainbow Dash: I’m guessing nowhere.

Director: (Chuckles) Cut!

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Friendship is Painful

 

Twilight: (sorting through books). How can I stop Nightmare Moon without the Elements of Harmony?

Rainbow Dash: (Bursts on the screen and thumps her head against Twilights)

Both: OW!

Twilight: I hope I can remember that spell for concussion.

Director: NURSE! And cut!

 

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Cliffhanger…sort of

 

[Cliff crumbles and Twilight, Applejack, Rarity and Pinkie Pie slide down Cliffside while Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy fly to safety.]

Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy, quick! (Flies down and saves Pinkie Pie).

Fluttershy: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness. (Grabs Rarity’s tail).

Applejack: (Grabs root, which breaks) Oh no! (Tumbles down the cliff towards Twilight, who is dangling off the edge).

Twilight: Stop!

Applejack: (Crashes into Twilight and both fall off cliff)

Director: Quick, Rainbow Dash, save them!

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Flutterdrop

 

Take 1

 

Twilight: (Let’s go of cliff, screaming)

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy: (Catches Twilight)

Fluttershy: (Loses her grip and Twilight falls)

Twilight: (Crashes into the ground)

Everypony: (Glares at Fluttershy)

Director: CUT!

Twilight: (Groans weakly) Does anypony have any horn glue?

 

Take 2

 

Twilight: (Let’s go of cliff, screaming)

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy: (Catches Twilight)

Fluttershy: (Sneezes, letting go of Twilight)

Rainbow: (Anchored down by Twilights weight, plummets to the ground with the unicorn)

Director: Maybe we should just get a stunt pony…

Fluttershy: Um…oops.

 

Take 3

Director: Ready with the stunt pony?

“Twilight”: (Let’s go of cliff, screaming)

Rainbow and Fluttershy: (Catches “Twilight”)

Director: Yes! They caught her with no problems.

Pierre the cameraman: Sir, this isn’t working.

Director: What’s not working?

Pierre: The stunt double is so obviously Derpy with her fur dyed purple.

Derpy: (Waves at the camera)

Director: Well, what else should I have done, run to the all-night Twilight Sparkle stunt double store?

Pierre: Try again with the real Twilight?

Director: Agreed.

Derpy: Shoot, I was hoping to get discovered.

 

Take 4

 

Twilight: (Let’s go of cliff, screaming)

Rainbow and Fluttershy: (Miss Twilight completely)

Pierre: Sir, where’s Twilight? She never hit the ground.

Director: (Paces around the set) Twilight, where are you?

Twilight: Up here.

Director: (Looks up to see Twilight hanging from a tree branch) Can someone get her down?

[Tree branch breaks and Twilight crashes to the ground]

Director: Um…forget it, she’s down!

 

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Kung-fu Rarity

 

Rarity: (Kicks manticore) Take that, you ruffian!

Manticore: (Roars, spraying saliva into her eye).

Rarity: EEEEEEEEEWWWWW!

Director: CUT!!!

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Rainbow Crash

 

Rainbow Dash: (Flies around manticore)

Fluttershy: Wait.

Manticore: (Whacks Rainbow with his tail)

Twilight: Rainbow!

Rainbow Dash: (Crashes into Twilight, knocking them both off the set).

Director: CUT!

Fluttershy: (To the manticore) That wasn’t very nice, mister.

Manticore: (Sniffles)

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Have a nice trip, Rarity?

 

Rarity: My eyes need a rest from all this icky muck.

[Everything goes dark]

Rarity: Well, I didn’t mean that li- YAH! (Trips over and lands on Twilight)

Twilight: What is it with all you ponies falling on me?

Director: CUT!

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Spitty Pie

 

Pinkie Pie: Bleh! (Blows raspberry at the tree)

Pierre: Pinkie, you’re getting spit all over the camera.

Rarity: Eeeewww.

Pinkie: Um…whoopsie.

Director: Cut!

Pierre: Could someone get me a cloth?

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Pinkie Pie in the sky

 

Pinkie: (Sings) When I was a little filly and the sun was going down…

Twilight: Tell me she’s not-

Pinkie: (Hangs upside down) the darkness and the shadows they would always make me- ACK! (Falls down).

Director: CUT!

Pinkie: I’m okay! My mane broke my fall!

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Splash!

Mane Six: (Head to the lake)

Pinkie Pie: (Halts)

Twilight: (Bumps into Pinkie)

Rainbow: (Bumps into Twilight)

Rarity: (Bumps into Rainbow Dash)

Applejack: (Bumps into Rarity)

Fluttershy: (Bumps into Applejack)

Pinkie Pie: (Falls forward from the impact into the lake) AH!

[SPLASH!]

Director: CUT! Pierre, get the lifeguard.

Pierre: There is no lifeguard.

Director: Then hire one!

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Return of the splash!

Twilight: (Wading across the water) We can cross now, let’s go-whoa!

Sea Serpent: (Raised tail, knocking Twilight into the water) Oh my!

Twilight: Grrrr…

Rainbow Dash: Well, Twilight, you sure know how to make a splash!

All except Twilight: (Laugh)

Director: CUT!

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Mattresses

 

Mane six: (Run towards the ruin)

Twilight: We’re almost there! WHOAH! (Falls off cliff)

Rainbow Dash: Swoops forward to catch her but misses.

Twilight: (Lands on the safety mattress) I have never been more grateful for mattresses.

Director: Cut!

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The Elements of Pain

 

Twilight: The Elements of Harmony! We’ve found them! Careful!

Rainbow Dash: (Flies over with one of the Elements but loses her grip)

[Element falls on Twilights head]

Twilight: [Falls to the floor, unconscious]

Pinkie Pie: Twilight, are you okay?

Director: CUT! Pierre, get the nurse again!

Pinkie: Don’t worry Twilight!

Twilight: I’m not worrying.

Pinkie: I’m trained in mouth-to-mouth.

Twilight: OKAY! NOW I’M WORRYING!!!

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Another concussion

 

Twilight and Nightmare Moon: (Charge at one another)

Twilight: (Horn glows as she prepares to teleport. She tries to cast the spell but it doesn’t work and she crashes into Nightmare Moon). Ow, ow, ow!

Director: Pierre, nurse, now!

Pierre: With all the work she’s doing, she deserves a

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