introduce to you the ruler of our land, the very pony who gives us the sun and the moon each and every day, the good, the wise, the bringer of harmony to all of Equestria...

Fluttershy: Ready?

Mayor Mare: ...Princess Celestia!

[Curtains open]

Everyone: Gasps

[Derpy is standing on the balcony]

Rainbow Dash: Derpy, what are you doing on the balcony?

Derpy: I’m on a balcony?

Director: CUT!

Derpy: (shrugs) I just don’t know what went wrong.

 

*Take 2

Mayor Mare: And now, it is my great honour to introduce to you the ruler of our land, the very pony who gives us the sun and the moon each and every day, the good, the wise, the bringer of harmony to all of Equestria...

Fluttershy: Ready?

Mayor Mare: ...Princess Celestia!

[Curtains open]

Everyone: Rainbow Dash: (Gasps) COSPLAY! (Runs away)

Scootaloo: (Wearing Rainbow Dash costume) Bye, Rainbow Dash!

Director: Security!!!

 

*Take 3

Mayor Mare: And now, it is my great honour to introduce to you the ruler of our land, the very pony who gives us the sun and the moon each and every day, the good, the wise, the bringer of harmony to all of Equestria...

Fluttershy: Ready?

Mayor Mare: ...Princess Celestia!

[Curtains open]

Everyone: (gasps)

Rarity: Huh?

Mayor Mare: YES! There’s no one there to ruin the shot!

Director: YOU just ruined the shot!

Mayor: Huh?

Director: You spoke out of character!

Everyone: (chatters angrily at the mayor)

Mayor: Um… SAY CUT ALREADY!

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Black Snooty 

 

Nightmare Moon: [chuckle] Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am?

Pinkie Pie: Ooh, ooh, more guessing games! Um, Hokey Smokes! How about... Queen Meanie! No! Black Snooty, Black Snooty- (bursts out laughing)

Twilight: What’s so funny?

Pinkie: Snooty’s just a funny word.

Twilight: (Rolls eyes)

Pinkie: Come on. Snooty, snooty, snooty…SNOOTY! (Rolls on the floor laughing).

Director: Cut!

Pinkie: *Hiccup* Darn it.

…………………………………………………………………………………....

Chokey Smokes

 

Nightmare Moon: [chuckle] Remember this day, little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth, the night will last forever! [Laughter, thunder] (Coughs and splutters) Sorry, everypony. I’m just… a little hoarse.

Everyone: (Giggles)

Director: Cut!

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