except for Kiara and their mothers have successfully made it to the outlands with no one witnessing them sneaking out of Pride Rock and leaving for the Outlands. The five birds were sleeping on Tojo's sward case and Napoleon hat which he was wearing and carrying on his back.

"Well this is the dreadful place of the Outlands. Now where is your rouge of a husband Tisa?" Paka asked sarcastically.

I don't…. wait shh do you hear something as Tisa whispered as she heard rustling in plants near by. Ni appeared from around the plant.

"Dad?" Tojo murmured.

"Tojo is that you." Tojo asked

"It is you dad." Tojo shouted in joy as he woke up the birds and his sward fell to the ground.

"Tojo My boy. My how you've grown. Tojo ran to his father to hug him.

"Dad it is you." Tojo and his father hugged each other as the others approached slowly to the rouge. The hugged ended and Tisa padded over to Ni and slapped him in the face.

"That's for leaving me!" then Tisa Kissed Ni on the lips with Ni's eyes widening.

"And that is for being here and always watching us." Tisa seductively said.

"Well thanks Tisa as he started to purr and kissed her again."

"Weird family." Kamili whispered into Pakas ear.

"Dad these are my friends and my birds. Tojo said excitedly.

"Your bird's son?"

"Yes dad but I can explain that latter.

"Mr. Ni we are here on an emergency basis and are requesting you to take care of our children since King Mufasa has been killed by his brother Scar and is threatening to take over the Kingdom and may want to kill my the male cubs if he takes over as new king. Kamili explained." My daughter is in love with Pakas son Chumvi who is self exiling him self for safety issues. Can you take care of them?"

"As well as my daughter is in love with your son Paka added.

"Yeah Dad two of my birds had seen the whole thing and Simba and Nala had agreed to hide until they are old enough to take on Scar." So I have decided to self exile my self and find you Dad."

"Well Ni will you take care of the kids and these birds. Tisa asked?

"Well the Outlands here are not the best of places to raise the cubs and is this is no picnic to live out here. To survive out here you must be strong and hearty because there is less food and little water out here. I can take care of them but you cubs must grow up a bit sooner than you would like because this is not the friendly and clean pridelands were you can play all day."

"Dad, Kula the birds and I are up to the challenge and will follow your every instruction on how to survive out here." Tojo said

Ok what about you two. Ni pointing to Chumvi and Tama.

Chumvi looked at Tama and nodded in agreement.

Mr. Ni Chumvi and I have agreed to stay and learn from you as well. Tama said.

"Then it is agreed then." The Cubs said their respected goodbyes to their mothers and left them as Ni took in the cubs and birds to teach them how to survive and live in the outlands. The mothers snuck back to Pride Rock only to hear the horrible news from other lioness's gossip.

AN: If anyone was wondering I was Playing Emperors throne room from Star Wars during Scars Scan to give it the dark side mood.

An: hey Lucky 13. Some say its unlucky and others say its lucky. Reminder I don't own this.

Chapter 13. Timon & Pumba?

It must have been over 106 in the desert. Unfortunately there are no human Las Vegas like casinos with air-conditioning for over 1000s of miles. Simba and Nala were laying on the ground passed out from all the running from the night before and with the dry heat that was scorching hot. Buzzards were flying over in circles thinking the two lion cubs were dead and ready to eat. They decided to land and eat and peck at the two cubs when all of a sudden a warthog with a meercat ridding on him came running in like a bowling ball and scared the buzzards away.

Ha ha ha I love it bowling for buzzards gets them every time. Timon cheerfully says in his Brooklyn accent.

Pumba notices the cubs breathing. "Uh Oh I think there alive."

"All righty lets see what we have here. Timon walks over to Simba and lifts is paw over is muzzle.

"Jesus their lions run Pumba!"

"Ah but their just little lions."

Pumba are you nuts as Timon screams into his ear. "Lions eat guys like us.

"But their so little."

"Sure now but when they get bigger."

"Maybe they will be on our side."

"Ptf maybe they'll be on our side that's the stupidest idea I've. Hey I got it maybe they'll be on our side.

"So we keeping them?'

"Ptf of cores who's the brains around here?

"Uh"

"My point exactly." Lets get out of here and find some shade I'm fried."

Pumba picked up Simba first with his tusks and put him next to the water in the oasis and went back to collect Nala and lay here gently next to Simba. Both Timon and Pumba splashed water on the two cubs. The two woke up.

"You two ok?" Timon asked

"I think so. What about you Nala?"

"I seem ok. Nala said weakly.

I Saved you two? Timon Interrupted.

Pumba snorted. "Well Pumba helped. A little."

Thank you for your help, Timon is it? Nala asked.

Why yes. Timion said

"And I am Pumba.

Thank you both again for you two saving my girlfriend and my life." Come on Nala lets go. Simba said in monotone.

Go? Where you guys going? Timon asked while Simba and Nala were leaving.

Nowhere that's not your concern. Simba said in monotone.

Hey Simba is it? Wait we want to help. Timon said

"Leave him alone." Nala cuts the two off.

"Why what did we do? Timon asks.

"The King would like to be left alone for the moment and doesn't need your help at the moment. Nala said

"King? Ha ha Ha ha that's the funniest thing I have heard all day. Timon and Pumba were laughing it up. This kid and his girlfriend think that he's the King. Pumba joined in the laughter. Pumba walks up to Simba and starts kissing his paw. You majesty a gravel at your feet Ha ha ha."

Yes Pumba Ha ha but its grovel not gravel and he's not the king. The two continued in heavy laughter.

"I told you two to leave him alone." Nala spat

It's Ok Nal they don't have to believe us lets just go." Timon stopped laughing and noticed them leaving again in sorrow. Timon hits Pumba. "Hey Pumba look their serious. "What do you mean Timon?' Well look at them their looking blue. I'd say the boy is brownish gold and the girl is a creamy tan." No no their depressed. Timon and Pumba padded over to Simba and Nala. "hey kids what's eaten ya? Pumba asked.

"Nothing their on top of the food chain." Timon laughs but the others don't.

"Haven't you guys hurt us enough?" Simba asked.

You are serious about this being King thing. So what happened and where you two from? Timon asked

"Well if must you know. King Simba has just witnessed his Father murdered by his Uncle and chased out of our home the Pride lands by Hyenas and now we have nowhere to live until were old enough to take down his Uncle." Nala explained.

"Oh" The warthog and Meercat said in unison

"Anything we can do?' Pumba asked.

"Not unless you can change past." Simba in monotone."

"Kids in time like this my buddy Timon here has a saying. You got to put your past in your behind."

No no, no lye down before you hurt your self. Armature. Its you got your past behind you.

Look your majesty bad things happen and nothing you can do about it right?

Right, Simba and Nala said in unison.

"Wrong! Timon pokes Simba's nose "When the world turns your back on you than you guys turn your back on the world."
"That's not what we were taught." Simba said.

"Then Perhaps you two need a new lesson to cheer you twos up." Timon said

"Ok now Repeat after me. Timon clears his thought "Hakuna Matata." "What?" The cubs asked in unison. "Hakuna Matata." It means no worries. Pumba piped in. Hakuna Matata." "What a wonderful phrase" Timon sings Hakuna Matata." Aint no passing craze." Pumba sings. "It means no Worries for the rest of your days."

Timon and Pumba lead Simba and Nala to the edge of the Jungle. "Your Majesty" Timon says while point to a mock shift throne to where Simba sits and Nala relaxes next to him. Simba and Nala releases there claws while Timon and Pumba file each of there index fingers claw.

Its are problem free Philosophy Hakuna Matata." Both Timon and Timon sing in unison. "Hakuna Matata?" The cubs asked. Yeah its our motto? Nothing what's a motto with you? Timon and Pumba laughed. I'll tell you kids these two words will solve all your problems temporarily.

That's right take Pumba for example. Why when he was young wart hog. Pumba repeats in a bad voice. Very Nice. Thanks. "he found his aroma lacking a certain appeal he could clear the Savanna after every meal. I was a sensitive soul but I seemed thick skinned.

And it hurt that friends couldn't stand down wind. Oh the shame. He was ashamed. A change in my name. How did you feel. Every time that I. Hey Pumba not in front of the kids. The two cubs looked at each other puzzled as the two were sinning and dancing again. Hakuna Matata." What a wonderful phrase.