Simba and Nala sit in front of small, very old, T.V.

The screen is black. Simba and Nala jerk awake.

Various sounds of nature start to play. Simba and Nala look slightly sad.

The disney castle scene comes on. Then, it fades away.

Simba and Nala looked a little bit sadder.

A lion roared. "Wow, his roar was so powerful!" said Simba

Then, somebody started singing: Nants ingonyama bagithi baba

"Your saying that chant isn't more powerful?" asked Nala

Sithi uhhmmm ingonyama

"Not yet." said Simba

Ingonyama

"I wonder why that never startled Rafiki?" asked Nala

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba

Simba and Nala cover ears. "KINDA LOUD, ISN'T IT?" screamed Simba

Sithi uhm ingonyama

"WHAT!?" asked Nala

Ingonyama

Simba turned down the volume. Simba groaned.

Siyo nqoba

Nala growled.

Ingonyama

".....so, this is how they filmed my presentation?" asked Simba

Ingonyama negew' enamabala

"It's all over now, Simba. Your not a baby anymore, right?" asked Nala

Ingonyama negew' enamabala
Ingonyama negew' enamabala
Ingonyama negew' enamabala
Ingonyama negew' enamabala
Ingonyama negew' enamabala

"*******." said Nala

Ingonyama negew' enamabala sitha ngqwa

Simba laughed at Nala cursing out the T.V.

Ingonyama negew' enamabala eshe

Nala roared.

Ingonyama negew' enamabala eshe

"Jeez." said Simba "I guess you can't hold your anger in all the time."

Music plays and different animals are shown, until some giraffes are coming up a hill.

"It's not nice to laugh at other's discomfort." said Nala

From the day we arrive on the planet
and blinking, step into the sun
There's more to see than can ever be seen

Simba nodded.

More to do than can ever be done

Nala looked at him evililly.

More animals are shown.

Nala pounced on Simba and sent him sprawling onto his back, and having him pinned onto the couch stomach up by Nala. "Pinn'ja." she said

There's far too much to take in here

Simba pushed Nala off himself and looked at the screen. "I wonder what they mean by that....." said Simba, then he looked disgusted "EWWWWW!"

More to find than can ever be found

Nala gasps. "How could they say that, don't they know that I've found everything in Africa?" she asked

But the sun rolling high

Simba glared at Nala. "Ok, you have too." she said

Through the saphire sky

"Go saphire sky!" cheered Simba

Keeps great and small on the endless round

"If only that were true." said Nala

Soon, Mufasa and Zazu amerge.

Simba laughed. "Look how goofy Zazu looks!" he laughed

It's the circle of life

"Wow, this song is upbeat." laughed Nala

and it moves us all

Zazu bowed to Mufasa, and Mufasa nodded at him.

"Wow, I never thought Zazu would leave so quickly." said Simba, and Nala nuzzled him

Through despair and hope

"Yeah, I got a mouthfull of BOTH of those first try." said Nala

Through faith and love

"I got a shot of both faith and love, but that was just because I was lucky." said Simba

Rafiki came through the crowd and went up to Mufasa.

"If only we knew that path existed as cubs." said Nala

Till we find our place

"Yeah! Mufasa, Rafiki, their both backstabbing ********." said Simba

On the path unwinding

"I wonder if that path's not dead by now." said Nala

Rafiki and Mufasa hug.

"Oh, yeah, lovey dovey now, *****." said Simba

In the circle

"Obviously this 'circle' isn't round enough....." said Nala

The circle of life

"******, circle of life!" said Simba

The music stops, and the flute starts playing.

"Simba, calm down!" said Nala "It happened when you were a baby!"

Mufasa takes Rafiki over to Sarabi holding Simba.

"I WAS pointed in the other direction." said Simba

Rafiki puts glob on Simba's head and takes him up Pride Rock and holds him for everyone to see.

"Heh, you were pretty cute as a baby." said Nala

It's the circle of life

"Funny how that 'circle of life' turned out in the end, huh Nala?" asked Simba

The crowd cheered.

"Yeah, 'circle of life'." said Nala

and it moves us all

"Kind of ironic, 'and it moves us all', huh?" asked Simba

Through despair and hope

"Are you saying we have a little too much 'despair and hope'?" asked Nala, sounding offended

Through faith and love

"No, and we have the just right amount of faith and love too." said Simba

Sun shines through the clouds on Simba.

"Oh, you must have hated having that sun in your eyes." said Nala

Till we find our place

"Yeah, just as much as I hated finding my place." said Simba

The camera showed a full view of Pride Rock and Simba's presentation. Nala shuddered.

In the circle

"So much for the circle." said Simba

The circle of life

Nala screamed in fright, terrafiying Simba.

The title of the Lion King showed up in big letters against a black background.

Simba nuzzled her. "It's ok, you were my hero in this movie." he said

The screen faded to black, and mouse sounds were heard. "Whoah, that mouse had good acting skills!" said Nala

It is discovered the mouse is in a cave.

"That wasen't that same mouse, that mouse was just lip syncing." said Simba "It's father was the one really talking."

The mouse went to the light and sniffed, then squeaked and a paw smacked down on it.

"That mouse and Scar are dumber than I thought." said Nala

"Why didn't the mouse see Scar?" asked Simba

Scar is playing with mouse in paw.

"It did, at least after Scar captured it." said Nala

"Life's not fair is it, you see, I, well I, will never be king, and you, will never see the light of day again. Adieu." said Scar

Simba closed his eyes, blocking out the picture of Scar.

"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?" asked Zazu

"Yeah, 'don't play with your food', everyone knows that's just a load of ****." said Nala

Scar sighed and put the mouse under his paws. "What do YOU want?" asked Scar

"I'm starting to wonder now what lion and hornbill taste like." said Nala

"I'm here to announce that King Mufasa is on his way." said Zazu, with a bow, and then his head shot up "So you'd BETTER have a good excuse for missing the ceramony this morning."

Simba gulped, and sighed. Then he looked up at the screen. Zazu was right, if you missed a ceramony on Mufasa's watch than you BETTER have an excuse.

The mouse ran away.

"That mouse.....it ran away.....********." said Nala

"Oh, now look Zazu, you made me lose my lunch." said Scar

"I oughta shred Scar for talking to Zazu like that over lunch." said Simba

"Hah!" said Zazu, now not bowing anymore "You'll lose more than that when the king gets through with you! He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia!"

"That was totally a lie." said Nala "He wasen't THAT mad."

"Oooh, I quiver with FEAR." said Scar

"How did they find enough meat to feed Scar?" asked Simba

When Scar said 'fear' Nala shivered.

"Now Scar, don't look at me that way.....HELP!" screamed Zazu

"Those very words will haunt my nightmares." said Simba

Scar caught the bird in his mouth.

"That right there will haunt mine." said Nala

"Scar!" screamed Mufasa off screen

"I can't believe Scar didn't see through that." said Simba, Nala gasped

"Mm-hmm?" asked Scar

"Mufasa couldn't have seen through that!" said Simba

"Drop him." said Mufasa

"Mufasa's too **** evil for his own good." said Nala

"Impeccable timing, your majesty." said Zazu

Scar spit Zazu out. "Fast-foreward!" said Simba, and he fast-forwarded a little

"Why! If it isn't my big brother decending from the high to mingle with the comoners." said Scar

"Ok! That's good!" said Nala

"Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba this morning." said Mufasa

Simba and Nala watched in silence what Mufasa had said to Scar.

"That was TODAY, oh, I feel simply AWFUL." said Scar

Tears came down the cheeks of Simba and Nala. Scar scraped his claws against the wall, while Zazu cringed. Simba started sobbing.

".....Must have slipped my mind." said Scar

Nala put a paw on Simba's shoulder.

"Yes, well, as slippery as your mind is, YOU should have been FIRST in line!" said Zazu

Simba sniffed sadly at Zazu's words. Scar snapped at Zazu. Scar put his head down to Mufasa's paw.

"Oh, Simba, I'm so sorry for you." said Nala

"Well, I WAS first in line until the little HAIRBALL was born." said Scar

Simba pulled himself away from Nala. Nala wiped away a few tears that had hit her face, and Simba took a few deep breaths. Mufasa lowered his head "That hairball is my son, and your future king."

"Oh, I shall practice my curtsy." said

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