A Flash Picher Athor:LPSsashagirl101
Scar:Hold it there
Zira:I have a eich!
Scar:YOU MOVED!
Zira:Whatt?
Scarops i put it on flash uh oh.
Zira:Grrr...ROORA
Scar:aaa...look at the pic!
Zira:Relly a fire backround.
Scar:i thot it will look cool
Zira:A flash picher makes my eyes look....like...Lava!
Scar:Sorry.
The End

Nuka: I'll save them, for yoooou, mother!! (recognise the line? XD)
*leaps like a superhero* Mother are ya watching? *grabs sausages* Roasty toasty sausages, Roasty toasty sausages, LE GASP! *slips on sausage and falls off of a cliff*
Zira: *le facepalm*

The BBQ has got out of hand! AAAAGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Zira: save the sausages!
Me: what about are lives
Zira: sausages are more important!

oh snap, I'm found out! DDD: Run like the wind when you steal Zira's cookies! XD

*Zira's facing away, apparently sobbing*
Le me: Z-zira, are you okay?
Zira:*Sniff*
Le me: *puts hand on back* What's wrong?
Zira: *Turns round angrily* SOMEONE took my last darn COOKIE!