Anyone like this "Be Prepared" Fan fiction?

Date : August 09, 2014

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Banzai:Man, that lousy Mufasa.
       I won't be able to sit for a week.

Ed:Laughing.

Banzia:It's not funny, Ed.

Ed:Laughing hysterically

Banzia:Hey, shut up!

Ed:Laughing.

Banzia:Snarling.

Both:Barking

Shenzi:Will you knock it off?

Banzia:Yelps.
       Well, he started it.

Shenzi:Look at you guys.
       No wonder we're dangling at
       the bottom of the food chain.

Banzia:Man, I hate dangling.

Shenzi:Yeah?
       You know, if it weren't for those lions
       we'd be runnin' the joint.

Banzia:Man, I hate lions.

Shenzi:So pushy.

Banzia:And hairy.

Shenzi:And stinky.

Banzia:And, man, are they

Both:U-u-u-ugly!

Both:Laughing.

Scar:Oh, surely, we lions are not all that bad.

Shenzi:Ohh.

Banzia:Oh, Scar.
       It's just you.

Shenzi:We were afaid it was somebody important.

Banzia:Yeah, you know, like Mufasa.

Shenzi:Yeah.

Scar:I see.

Banzia:Now, that's power.

Shenzia:Tell me about it.
        I just hear that name and I shudder.

Banzia:Mufasa!

Shenzi:Ooh! Do it again.

Banzia:Musfasa!      

Shenzi:Ooooh!

Banzia:Musfasa! Mufasa! Mufasa!

Ed:Giggling

Shenzi:Ooh, it tinles.

Scar:I'm surrounded by idiots.

Banzia:Now you, Scar, I mean, you're one of us.
       You're our pal.

Scar:Charmed.

Shenzi:Oh, I like that.
       He's not king, but he's still so proper.

Banzia:Did you bring us anything to eat, Scar, old buddy?
       Did ya, did ya, did ya?

Scar:I could not find any food for you, but
     I did find this young female cub.

Shenzi:Well, you know it wasn't exactly like those cubs were
       alone, Scar.

Banzia:Yeah.
       What do we do now?
       Teach this cub how to be a villian and lure Simba to our
       side?

Scar:Precisely.

Scar:(Singing) I know that you know nothing about how to
      raise this cub.
      But if want any of the reward that comes at the
      end of this journey, then pay attention because
      I will tell you how.
      I can see from your vacant expersions that you are in.
      Now we talk about who will clean her and who will sing
      her lullibies.
     
Shenzi and Banzia:Laughing

Scar:You might laugh but we need to at least do that.
     Then we can teach her how to be bad. So be prepared
     to teach her wrong from right.
     Be prepared to teach her how to laugh evily.

Shenzi:But why must we teach her?

Scar:Because you are the best teachers of villinany in this relm.
     I that you don't  like right now, but one day you will
     really miss her. Teach her to be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Banizia:Yea, we'll teach her how to be bad, but why?

Scar:So Simba will be on our side when we kill his dad.

Banzia:Why, has he worn out his welcome?

Scar:Yes he has, and it's time for someone new to rule the
     pride.

Shenzi:Great idea, it's about time he has released the throne.

Shenz, Bonzia and Ed: Lalalalalal.

Scar:Imbeciles, you don't even know how raise her properly.

Banzia:Yeah, but we a-

Scar:Not the way I see things.
     So teach her to be bad and when I'm king, you'll never
     have to worry about other lions eating you're food.

Bonzia and Shenzi:Oh yeah, long live Scar.

Other Hyenas:Long live Scar.
             Long live Scar.

All Hyenas:Long live S-c-a-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Hyenas:It's awsome that we all know such a great lion
       like you.

Scar:Of course I'll help raise her up as well.
     Especially when it comes to hunting.
     She will call me dad and all of you her
     aunts and uncles.
     Now the point that I have to emphasize is
     you'll never have an idea as great as this
     WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     So teach her to think naughty, teacher her
     to be full of herself. (Lalal)
     She will be the most beautiful creatcher that
     Simba has ever seen.
     She'll also be super smart as well.
     So teach her how to baaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddd.
Everyone(Ed,too):Yeah, teach her to be baaaaaaaaaaddddddddddd.
                 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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