SimbaScar1234567What this project is about is seeing how good of a song writer you are. Now here are the rules: You can do any song from the three movies. You need to have what song it's from. You also need to have stage directions. Finally it needs to look good and organized. Follow how my song is put together. My song is my version of "Be Prepared" now called "Teach this cub how to be a good, attractable villain" Banzai: Yeah. Hey, hey. Did ya bring us anything to eat, Scar, old buddy, old pal? Huh? Did-ya-did-ya-did-ya?
Scar: I couldn’t find any food, but I found this lonely lion cub. (Shows them a brown version of Nala, yes the lion is female with green eyes) Scar: I practically gift-wrapped those cubs for you.
Shenzi: Well, ya know. It wasn't exactly like they was alone, Scar.
Banzai: Yeah. What are we supposed to do now, teach this cube how to be a good, attractable villain?
Scar: Precisely.
(Same motion as in the real version, Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on some meat he found)
Scar: I know that your not all that familiar with how to be parents, but
{He angrily swats the piece meat Ed comes to abrupt attention}
Scar: if you stick me then I’ll teach you how to ones with pride, and you’ll be loved by this cub,
{Waving his paw in front of Ed's blank eyes to make his point; Ed's tongue lolls out}
Scar: oh yes yes you’ll be, but we're talking about teaching this cube how to be a good, attractable villain,
{Shenzi and Banzai are laughing on a ledge behind him; on villain Scar turns and
leaps at them, throwing them backward onto a pair of geysers, which then erupt,
throwing the two hyenas into the air.}
Scar: the cub will eve thank you two for teaching her those things.
{In the next verse, Scar is strutting theatrically along a ledge which runs
around back to the floor.}
Scar: So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for some sensational news. This cube will bring us even closer-
Shenzi: Closer to what?
Scar: {Grabbing Shenzi's cheek} closer to putting our ulitument plan into action,
{Shenzi rubs her cheek, which is now bruised red}
Scar: just make shore you
{Scar leaps up beside Ed, who is again chewing on the same piece of meat,
nd here kicks him off the ledge}
Scar: treat her rightttttttt.
{The three hyenas land in a pile of bones and are submerged; they reappear,
each with a different horned skull on his head.}
{Spoken}
Banzai: Yeah, we’ll treat her right...but why?
Scar: So this cube won’t run away from us.
Banzai: Do we want that?
{Scar grabs Banzai by the throat}
Scar: No, fool—that’ll ruin everything, that can’t happen.
{Dropping Banzai back onto the floor}
Shenzi: Great idea! We’ll teach her everything, everything
Shenzi (and then Banzai): {Sing-song voices, dancing around Banzai}
la--la-la--la-laa-laa!
Scar: Idiots! You need to learn how to be parents!
Banzai: but we,
Scar: No you don’t, so stick with me and I’ll teach you everything
Shenzi and Banzai: Yaay! All right! Long live Scar!
{Camera reveals hundreds of more hyenas in the shadows.}
All Hyenas: Long live Scar! Long live Scar!
{Full song again}
{Scar's army of hyenas is goose-stepping across the floor of the cave,
now stylized into a Nazi-esque quadrangle}
Hyenas: {In tight, crisp phrasing and diction}
Hyenas: It's great that we’re connected with a lion who is now all-time adored.
Scar: Of course, we’ll have great fun teaching the cube how to be a good, attractable villain
{Motions a slice across the neck}
Scar: the future is looking bright because I know nothing can go wrong. The point that I must emphasize is
{Leaps off his rock throne to single out one hapless hyena}
Scar: that cub is nothing with us.
{That hyena slips and falls into a fiery crevice}
{Throughout the next verse, the entire horde of hyenas joins in dancing boisterously,
leaping along the tops of rock pillars, shaking animal skeletons in the light,
one playing a rib cage/xylophone.}
{No Hyenas singing behind Scar}
Scar: So we’re also going to teach her wrong from right, but she’ll think that’s right from wrong because she won’t know any better. Yes we’ll love teaching this all these things!
All:(Even Ed, who can be heard growling and snarling an approximation of the lines)
All: Yes we’ll love teaching this all these things, because nothing can go wrong.
{Close with a fill-in and a fade-out. Scar and the hyenas are
laughing evilly. Drum roll rises to a crash coinciding with the
panoramic opening of the next scene.}
Do how you like it, please leave your comment with how I did, and then get started with your song, or songs. One more thing "Be Prepared" is still available. If you don't like it and wonder if I could have done a better job, please leave your email address, so I can send you my best piece work with this song. I need to stay within some rules to do this so, I was being held beck. You doen't have to leave your email address, if you feel too scared to do so.
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