(Literally).

                                                                                         ***

Bandit had burried some bones in the park, just next to one end of the bridge that went over the pond. Bandit started to dig. "They're here somewhere," He panted.

"Ditso, are ya sure you wanna waste 'em on me?" Elsie asked.

"I'm fine with it," Bandit said. He found one of the bones and kicked it behind him. It hit Elsie in the face. "Sorry," Bandit panted. Elsie moved further away from Bandit. Bandit kicked another one up and it hit Elsie it the face again. "Sorry!" Bandit called out again. Elsie moves a few more feet away from Bandit. "WATCH OUT!" Bandit yelled. Bandit kicked five more bones and they all hit Elsie in the face (which really ached now). Bandit ran over. He helped Elsie up. "Let's eat," He said.

After half an hour, Bandit and Elsie had eaten all of the meat off all of the bones. "That hit the spot," Bandit said. Elsie really didn't agree. Because, she liked bones but... she'd got indigestion. "Now about that show. I've got a song I'd like to show ya," Bandit said. Elsie thought that something might actually go right.

I don't know love that well

But I can really tell

when you look into my eyes

your love for me never dies

I've never known that feeling

when you...

Love Me Love You Not!

 

I don't know what to say here

I don't want you to hear

The opposite of what I say

You'll find someone some day

But get over the fact that

You just...

Love Me Love You Not!

(Written by Mouse101 )

 

"Whaddaya think?" Bandit asked.

"I think that it's the complete opposite of a love song," Elsie groaned.

"Wha-"

"Bandit. I just don't like it. Okay," Elsie said. "Thanks anyway. See ya!" Elsie started to walk away "Weird. That song sounded just like Bandit," Elsie thought to herself.

                                                                                            ***

Travis was sitting on the doorstep of Dashes house watching him with Elsie.

"I hope Elsie doesn't pick a digging song," He thought

"Why do I have the feeling that this song's gonna be about digging?" Elsie asked Dash, looking around the lawn at the bunch of holes there were.

"Yep. Great guess!" Dash said. "Here it is.

Digging ain't that bad

It's a lot of fun

I dig all through the morning

I dig all through the night

I dug most of my childhood

And probably through my teens

Digging ain't that bad

It's a lot of fun

Digging ain't that bad

It's a lot of fun!

(Also by Mouse101)

 

"First I spotted two huge mistakes!" Elsie said.

"What's that?" Dash asked.

"How could you miss it! The song didn't rhyme!" Elsie said as if it was obvious.

"I didn't think it mattered," Dash said. "What's mistake #2, then?"

"Who would listen to a song about digging!?" Elsie said.

"Uh... well...um..." Dash thought out loud

"Exactly," Elsie said. "See ya!"

                                                                                              ***

"Okay Els. My song's all about birds and it's really fast!" Tangerine explained when Elsie sat down to listen to her song. "Here goes," Tangerine said. She started to sing... really badly and out of tune.

The chicken makes a clucking sound

And pigeons go coo-coo

The magpies steal anything found

And owls go too-wit-too-woo

(Made by: Guess who Mouse101)

Elsie had her ears covered the whole time. Tangerines awful singing almost made her pass out.

"Um...no," Elsie said. "Now if you'd excuse me. I think I should go get some new eardrums."

                                                                                              ***

Travis was sitting against a wall thinking of an idea for a song. "Got it! A song about pain!" Travis thought. Just then, Elsie walked past with both ofher ears hanging down.

"Ow! My ears! Hurts!" She complained, not even noticing Travis.

"Sounds like someones already done it," Travis sighed.

                                                                                               ***

Elsie was sitting down next to Lola waiting to hear what Coco and Bobo were gonna sing. "I guess this must be annoy Elsie day. So what kind of agony do you guys have in store fo me?" She asked.

"There is no way this is annoying," Bobo said. Elsie braced herself. Coco started singing.

Coco and Bobo's awesome!

Awesome! Awesome!

Coco and Bobo's awesome!

They are really awesome.!

 

Then Bobo started singing

 

Bobo and Coco's awesome!

Awesome. Awesome!

Bobo and Coco's awesome!

They are really awesome!

 

Then they both started singing

Coco and Bobo's awesome!

Awesome! Awesome!

Coco and Bobo's awesome!

They are really awesome!

(repeat x  five)

(You know the drill: by Mouse101)

 

"Guys. Why are you singing the same verses every time?" Elsie asked.

"So we don't have to waste our time rhyming stuff," Coco said.

"I can't have a song that repeats itself everytime. It'll get boring," Elsie said.

"That's the beauty of it. You can't get bored because the song's fast, lively and fun!" Coco said.

"But you can't make me sing a song about you or everyone 'll think you two are more famous than me!" Elsie said.

"Jackpot," Coco whispered to Bobo.

"Good plan. But it won't work. And I've got that tune stuck in my head," Elsie said.

"That's the other good part. If the tune's stuck in your head, you can't forget the fact that...

Coco and Bobo's awesome!

Awesome! Awesome!

Coco and Bobo's awesome!

They are really awesome!

 

While Coco and Bobo were singing and Lola was dancing, Elsie crept off.

                                                                                        ***

Travis watched the whole thing. "I'm next. What'll I do?" He wondered.

                                                                                        ***

It was night. The sky was black, the stars were out and the moon was full. Elsie sat on top of the car at the top of the junk pile at stared at the sky. It was the highlight of her day. "Els?" Someone called. Elsie looked down the

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