"Wise are those who are not afraid to laugh at their stupid mistakes, for they shall never cease to be amused."

Hiya! :D my name is Retro_Rollerskates, not IDanceonthorns_x. I've finally found a name that sticks properly and I like. :3. Next thing...a fursona!

Namenicks: Retro, Skates, Rollers, Skatezzz, Rollerskate, Sk8z, variations...:3

I'm a bit shy before you know me but once you get to know me I'm bouncy and random and hyper :D CHEESE. MOOSE. DUNGAREES.

 I am an Eddsworld fan! EDDSWORLD IS AWESOME <333 Check out his extremely funny toons and comics heree-- - ->

http://www.eddsworld.co.uk/ They shall win you over with their awesomeness :3

Amazing artwork c) Edd Gould

 my fave Eddsworld charrie is undoubtledly TOM!! TOM ROCKS MY SOCKS! Holy sock puppet in a sausage factory!!! XD

 Another thing I am a big fan of is Flight of the Conchords XD- They are actually hilarious and I love them so <3 Especially Jemaine "Hiphopopotamus" Clement, phwoooaaaaarrrr ;) ....honestly how can you think Bret is the fit one when he's standing next to that BEAUT. >:D

      ^ Bret                ^ Jemaine                   

  ^ EEEP! MARRY ME . :B                          ^ LOL you're not too bad either <3

 NINGA WOLF! :D - Love this animation 

(from www.glitter-graphics.com)

Mmm so yeah,....things I like ^^ If you're really that bothered XD.....

 , friends, my lime green bedroom!, Art, English,  exotic birds, LEAFY SEA DRAGONS and SEA COWS (look them up, they're awesome) rubix cubes,cartoons, exotic birds - flamingos, peacocks, birds of paradise e.t.c.,animation, poetry, popart, skittles (the sweets), choclate browines :3 with B&J ice cream, music: especially indie rock. fruit smoothies, retro games, PACMAN :0, SNOOPY  <3, hyperness, randomness, blue skies, ADVENTURE TIME <33 since episode: the first ;D <333, SAILOR MOON - THE most awesome anime of all time,Scrubs, Doctor Who, rainbows, photography, goldfish XD, pretty things, Russian dolls, tuna melts, squeaky chairs :B,smiley faces, FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS <3 the colours: sky blue, lime green, silver, buttercup yellow and vibrant orange. any kind of Italian food, Sunny days,jewelry, charm bracelets especially snow, light rain. "Sailor" themed clothes, the cold side of the pillow, orange Smarties, Beating someone I dont like at something they think they're good at XD. Martial arts, exotic flowers, romantic daydreaming.... laughing, living, loving <3  People who can yodel XD. The smell of .... mown grass, suncream, rain, an art room, a bakery, summer, cinnamon, perfume, LYNX (mrrrr-aow ;) )

Dislikes: why spoil your day with all MY moany-groanies? ;D You people aren't agony aunts, and I'm not one to complain.

My buds ^^- SaphireWolf, blueeyedwolf, canadianwolf, blossom12, saskeitalianwolf,  WWM, WolfBassist, GwenNala, VividLegacyyyyy :D Koltonnnnn :D  Shadow's_Angel, Lone (elemental), luckyshamrock