Here are some memorable quotes from Ice Age 4. The following quotes were obtained from the movie's Wikiquote page.

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Manny:

• [shouting] How big is this OCEAN?!
• [referring to Peaches] No teenager is ever up early.
• [to Crash and Eddie] You two were supposed to be responsible uncles!
• [as the ice shelf breaks off] Stay alive! No matter how long it takes, I WILL FIND YOU!
• [kind of dryly; to Gutt] Look, as much as I'm tempted to join a monkey, the Easter Bunny and a giant bag of pudding, I'll pass. No one is gonna stop me from getting back to my family.

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Sid:

• HOLY CRAB!
• If I don't make it, find me a wife and tell her I love her!
• Did somebody hail a whale?
• Deep down I knew I wasn't abandoned.
• We fought dinosaurs in ice age! It made no sense, but it was exciting!

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Diego:

• I don't know what's wrong with me, I can't eat, I can't sleep. I think I'm coming down with something.
• [to Sid's family; after the log-sled ride] That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?
• [After saving Shira] You're welcome. So, care to join our "scurvy crew"?
• [After Granny jumps in the water, spreading oil all around and killing nearby fishes and a shark] There's your proof.

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Granny:

• [referring to her and Sid] They think we're screw-ups and we can't do anything right.
• Has anyone seen Precious? It's her feeding time.
• Ha, who says old ladies can't drive?
• [angrily] I'll bury y'all and dance on your grave!
• [seeing the narwhals] Y'all got some ugly goldfish.
• [Referring to Sid, to Manny] I'll push him overboard. You guys say it was an accident.

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Captain Gutt:

• Sacrificing yourself for your daughter. How touching. And predictable.
• I need warriors, and all I have are kitty cats and bunny rabbits!
• Grab your weapons, mates! [as his crew raises their weapons] Not the spoon, Flynn.

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Shira:

• [Reffering to Gutt] You know you won't defeat him.
• Your little bunny nose wiggles in the cutest way when you're mad!
• You're pretty soft for a saber.

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Others:

• Buck: [first lines of the film, riding Rudy] YEE-HAW!!!!
• Raz: G'day, Mate.
• Ariscratle: Stop, brother! Rise above this base desire. Be more than a rodent.
• Louis: You never leave your friend behind.
• Milton: [about Granny] And warn the community. She tends to wander!
• Squint: Hit the mammoth, win a prize!
• Milton: We just knew Sid would want to see his poor dear Granny before... her time is up.
• Flynn: [panicking] They sank our battleship, what are we gonna do? We're all gonna drown!

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Peaches: OK, So tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?
Manny: When I'm dead. Plus three days, just to make sure I'm dead.

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Manny: [after catching Peaches hanging out with Ethan when she isn't allowed to] Peaches, come on, let's talk about this.
Peaches: How could you embarrass me in front of my friends?
Manny: You deliberately went where you weren't supposed to!
Peaches: [scoffs angrily] You can't control my life!
Manny: I'm trying to protect you! That's what fathers do!
Peaches: Well... I wish you weren't my father!
[Manny is stunned and hurt by her words]
Ellie: She's just upset, honey. [to her daughter] Peaches, it's not the end of the world.

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Manny: Just keep your eyes on the horizon.
Diego: I can't find the horizon.

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Gastornis bird chick: When you drink water through your trunk, does it taste like boogers?
Ellie: Uh, no. Well... Sometimes. Now let's move!

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Sid: My mother once told me that bad news is just good news in disguise.
Diego: Was this before she abandoned you?
Sid: Yes it was.

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Captain Gutt: I hope you said goodbye, 'cause there's no way back.
Flynn: Yes there is. [Gutt sighs] Don't you remember, Captain? You can sail to Switchback Cove, and catch a current back from there. Like a steel trap this noggin is.
Captain Gutt: [laughs] Thank you, Mister Flynn. [He steps on Flynn's tail flipper]
Flynn: Ow!

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Captain Gutt: Now surrender your ship or face my fury!
Sid: Or face your furry what?!
Captain Gutt: Not furry, FURY!

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Captain Gutt: Morning, sunshine! Let me be the first to give you the Hand of Friendship.
Manny: That's your foot. [it's revealed that Gutt is standing on his hands]
Captain Gutt: Oh, nothing goes by you, does it?

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Shira: Two sloths, a mammoth and a saber? You guys are like the start of a bad joke.
Diego: And we, saved you, so that makes you the punchline, Kitty.
Shira: [pins him down] Don't call me Kitty.
Diego: Okay, I won't, [pins her down] Kitty.
Granny: If they kiss, I'm gonna puke!

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Shira: You're pretty soft for a saber.
Diego: Excuse me? I'm not soft, okay? I happen to be remorseless assassin.
Sid: Diego-poo! Hey, I made you another coral necklace. He keeps losing them. Hee-hee!

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Captain Gutt: I need warriors, and all I have are kitty cats and bunny rabbits!
Flynn: And a seal and a kangaroo.

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Peaches: [on the verge of tears] What if I never see him again? And the last thing we did was fight.
Ellie: Hey! Your father is the toughest, most stubborn mammoth I've ever met. He'll come back for us. That's a promise.

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Manny: I can't believe this! You slept through that storm?!
Granny: Nah. I slept through the comet that killed the unicorns. [jumps into the ocean] Thanks for drawing my bath, Sidney.
Sid: Granny, grab my paw.
Granny: No way. This is my first bath in decades. [oil-rainbow stain appears around her as fish and a shark float up dead]
Diego: There's your proof.
Sid: Quick! Somebody do something!
[Manny throws Sid in the water]
Sid: I got you, Granny.
Granny: [fighting Sid off with her stick] Get off of me!
Sid: [as he gets her back on the ice berg] Ow, ow, ow, ow! Granny!
Granny: [to Manny and Diego] What are you peeping toms all looking at? [Manny and Diego turn around] A lady can't take a bath in peace? Eyeballing me like a rump roast.
Diego: What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?
Manny: She'll outlive us all, you know that, right? Yeah, the spiteful ones live the longest.

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Ethan: [after the gang escapes the collapsed tunnel] Yo, that was insane! Hey, Peach, loosen up; have some fun.
Peaches: [disgusted] Fun?! You call that fun? I'm outta here!
Steffie: Come on, do you really want to go back to hanging out with a weird molehog freak and give all of this up?
Ethan: I mean, it's bad enough that your family's half possum...
Peaches: Bad enough?! There's nothing bad about being part of my family. I like hanging by my tail and if you geniuses are normal, the species is going to end up extinct!
Katie: Yeah, well, your species is going to be extint first.
Dumb Mammoth: Burn!
Ethan: We're the same species, genius.
Dumb Mammoth: What?! Double burn!

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Louis: [after Crash and Eddie fling themselves from trees onto the ground] Can I ask you guys something? How are you both so happy; doesn't it weigh on you that the world might be ending?
Crash: Can I tell him our secret? [Eddie nods] Come here, come here... we're very, very... stupid!
Louis: But still, you're not a teensy bit concerned about... I don't know, say, imminent death!

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[Last lines of the film]
Captain Gutt's Siren: Oh, Captain Gutt...
Captain Gutt: [happily] That's me!
Captain Gutt's Siren: Let's rule the seas together...
Captain Gutt: Aye, aye... [a female ape revealed as a siren] Huh?! [siren grabs Captain Gutt and eats him alive]