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My fav. episodes:

Emission Impossible- Lois and Peter decided they want another baby.

Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows- Brian is sentanced to community service after getting a DUI.

Peter, Peter Caviar Eater- Lois's aunt dies and leaves her a mansion.

Road to Rhode Island- Brian wants to confront his mother.

European Road Show- Stewie and Brian trek across Europe to get to London.

Lethal Weapons- Lois takes up Tai Jitsu.

Peterotica- Peter sells erotic novels with the help of Mr. Pewterschmit (Lois's dad).

Petarded- Peter is deemed retarted.

Screwed the Pooch- Brian releases his sexual energy on the Pewterschmit's dog, Sea Breeze.

One if by Clam, Two if by Sea- Peter's favorite bar is sold to the Brittish.

Wasted Talent: Lois discovers that Peter can only play the piano when he is drunk.

Dammit Janet- Stewie falls for a girl at preschool.

A Thin White Line- After joing the police force, Brian becomes addicted to coccaine.

Brian Does Hollywood: Brian becomes a director for adult films.

Running Mates- Lois and Peter both run to be School Board President.

Fav. Scenes:

Peter- "Brian, there's a message in my cereal! It says, 'Oooooooo'."
Brian- "Peter, those are Cheerios."

*Stewie to Lois*- "Easy! You're washing a baby's scalp, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you Holiday drunk!"

*Meg reading a note from Peter*- "'Dear Meg, for the first 4 years of your life, I thought you were a house cat.'"

My favorite scene of all time is the last 10 minutes of "Lethal Weapons" when the whole family just beats the crap out of each other.

Freakin' sweet^^

I almost forgot "To Live and Die in Dixie": The Griffin family is placed into the Witness Protection Program.

I love the banjo song Stewie plays^^

A lot!
Brian: You're drunk

Stewie: You're sexy.

Another Ex:

Stewie: Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mama, Mama, Mama

Lois: WHAT!?

Stewie: Hi.

It's hard to say witch one is my favorite, they all are amazing.

Also this is in the wrong fourm.

The episode with The Price is Right excerpt....contestant 1:1100....contestant 2:1101....contestant 1:*censored*

My favorite episodes are...

Death Has a Shadow: When he loses his job and goes on welfare and they accidently send him $150,000 a month..

I Never Met the Dead Man: He tries to teach Meg to drive and he crashes into the big satellite dish.

Mind Over Murder: At Chris' soccer game he gets into a fight with a woman he thought was a man.

DaBoom: Bombs destroy everything and peter convinces his family to go to a Twinkie factory.

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar: He goes away on a woman's retriet for telling sexist jokes at work, after 2 weeks he becomes a sensitive 'female' who hates males.

He's Too Sexy for His Fat: Chris becomes worried about his weight and asks Peter to help him out, Peter gets lipo and forgets about Chris...

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington: Peters toy company gets bought out by El Durado Cigarettes and the toys are used to convince children to smoke...

Emission Impossible: Peter goes with Luis to her pregnant sister Carol's house, Peter has to help deliver the baby.

Petarded: Tests tell Peter he's Mentally Challenged.

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter: Peter runs up his tab at Mort's pharmacy and sells Meg to Neils family, Neil has a new girlfriend and Meg gets jealous, Stewie falls in love with his new babysitter.

I actually liked pretty much all of them, but these were the funniest XP..

Favorite Quotes:

Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts!
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.

(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin

Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

XP and like a billion more...

Family Guy comes on late at night,I don't recall what the episode is about.

Here's a link to the whole "Mom..." thing. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvFrweE3uAA