Horse caption contest

JennaWolf · **Posted:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:21 pm

This is where I place a pic of some horse pics and you think of silly stuff that you think they are saying.

Here is the first pic:

(deleted user) · **Posted:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:32 pm

Horse: Hey I am a stallion, how dare you put my mane up in little braids!
French Guy: Oh little pony you are such a pretty girl oh yes you are. *Kisses Stallion)
Horse: Oh joy not only do I look like a mare I have a wacked french guy slobering all over me, how much better dose life get. :roll:

UKthewhitewolf · **Posted:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:40 pm

Horse: Silly human, you flick your toes when you walk, like I do.

JennaWolf · **Posted:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:35 pm

winniner ~ Howling Shadow wolf ~

Next pic:

Lil Muntewr · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:04 am

Rider: Up, up boy!
Horse *Gasp* You're toes are sticking outward! You have not got the right position! You must fall. *Does a weird backflip and the rider comes tumbling off*

(deleted user) · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:15 am

Horse: In my home country horses rode the people, let us carry on that tradition. *Bucks rider into the dirt*
Rider: Oh My Holy Cow! *as horse sits ontop of rider.

Spark · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:21 pm

I'll take a whack at it!

Rider: C'mon, our family needs the money.
Horse: Sheesh. *knocks over the entire fence* Oops. *laughs in a horseway*
Rider: Ok, we're not gonna eat.
Horse: *does the rest of the course without a flaw*

whitewolf27 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:59 pm

rider: come on! yur almost there! u can do it sherly!
horse: *stops and crashes in 2 fence* wait!!!! SHERLY!!!???!!! i thought we agreeed 2 lightning bolt!
rider: *groans with pain, because horse is sitting on rider's stomuch.*
horse: from now on yur name's gonna b, winston! SEE!!! NOW U KNOW HOW IT FEELS!!!!
rider: *still groaning with pain, but now, is almost dead because horse just farted in her face.* :lol:

JennaWolf · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:04 pm

Tie - ~ Orion amd Britt_Merry~

new pic:

whitewolf27 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:49 pm

person: good girl, u such a good horse
horse: thank u, but i'm a boy. and when can we stop posing 4 this picture, i think i getting a cramp. :lol:

Swords of the Wolves · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:09 pm

Horse: How many pictures can that camera take? I've been in this position for three straight hours! Mabye this will get them to stop....*Pushes woman off the cliff behind her*

Woman: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

(deleted user) · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:33 pm

Horse: As have told you I really find that smile sickaning and stop calling me little Pokey Pants.
Lady: But you are my little pokey pants, pokey pants.

UKthewhitewolf · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:55 pm

Horse: I wonder if she knows that hat totally clashes with her shirt?

Spark · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:15 pm

Horse: Can we hurry up? We've been at this all day! I got eatin' to do!
Photographer: Just one more should do.
Horse: Err.
Photographer: One more should make it!
Horse: I really got eatin' to do! Byby! *Trots off, rubs back against fence and pushes saddle off, rubs head against fence and rubs the bridle off, trots into the barn.*

Lil Muntewr · **Posted:** Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:06 am

Photographer: Come on Sara! Put a bit more umph into it! *Lady doesn't reply* God sake..... Pats her on the shoulder and she falls to ground with the horse, she was cardboard* :lol:

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