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Hello! I have recently come across some great people who have given my ideas for instrument jokes, and such. I have decided that I will create this game. Rules below:

I will post the question to the joke, and people can try to answer it. The next time I come on (Which should be often enough) I will post the answer ad a new question. WARNING: This will not make too much sense unless you are musically literate in sme way, more so than just in a school orchestra. For the most part, you will haveto be currently playing in a major orchestra or one of higher standards to know what many of these questions mean. If you don't understand a question, just ask, and I will do my best to answer!!

ALSO: If you have a musically-related joke, or story to tell, post it here!

Here's my first Joke:

How do you make a Violin sounds beautiful?
Note: This is not for people who have to be very literate. Have a shot, and I'll let you know the answer!

Oh, come on there have to be SOME muscicians out there!

What if i play the drumms and guitar?

I have some for those,as well!!! Anyone can play: Just take a guess for the answer, if you don't know!

OK, here's the answer:

Sell it and buy a cello.

Next question (I got this of a website, and it has lots of random things on it, so this answer is REALLY hard to get, but it's funny if you'll understand it.

Why is the French Horn such a divine instrument?

I don't excpect anyone to come close to guessing this correctly, so I'll just put the answer next time I am on.

Answer: Because a man blows into it, but only God knows what comes out.

That was from the website, remember, I didn't make these up!

Any other ideas? I'll post a story kind-of joke, and I know people will like this one: But you'll only get the reason of the joke, and its meaning if you play in an orchestra that is a bit more serious than a school's orchestra.