I know Im not the only one who hates chain letters!

angryunicorn · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:41 am **Posts:** 3023

Here's another little rant I did. I censored it JUST FOR YOU. Dont you feel special :lol:

http://media.putfile.com/Chain-Letter-Rant

Can't understand what the heck I'm saying? Here's a script.

Yeah, it's me again because another little thing ****ed me off and I just want to get something straight.

Ok, I was on my laptop checking my mail because that's what I like to do whenever I'm not dying or working at the restauraunt. Anyway, I was checking my mail and this guy e-mailed me. And I knew this guy from before. He annoyed me quite some time ago by SENDING ME CHAIN LETTERS. ALL THE TIME.

So that's what this rant is about! Stupid *** chain letters!

For those of you who like sending chain letters to everyone (especially people you DONT know) I have a question: HOW THE **** IS THAT FUN??

How is it fun to read something sent to you from GOD knows who, telling you that YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE IF YOU SEND THIS TO 15 THOUSAND ****ING PEOPLE?

No, screw that question, I know that you just do it because you actually BELIEVE in that stuff. Isn't that right? You think that if you send this ****ing chain letter to 2,341 people that your ONE TRUE LOVE will realize they love you and call you that night at 11:11PM??

Not to shoot down someone else's beliefs or anything, but I have news for you! IT'S NOT REAL! Believing in the power of chain letters is like believing the power of dog ****!

Thinking chain letters make dreams come true is stupider than thinking Micheal Jackson's innocent!

"SCROLL DOWN AND MAKE A WISH AND THEN SEND THIS TO 75 PEOPLE AND YOUR TRUE LOVE WILL CALL YOU TEN MINUTES AFTER!"

If you could tell me how sending the same 75 e-mails to 75 different people is somehow linked to your "true love's" brain to trigger their reality senses, then I would like to know, really!

Is he, she, or it connected to their computer mentally like you are?? Cuz you obviously like fusing your brain to your computer to actually take the time to send this annoying garbage! Then you two are DEFINFATELY meant for each other!!

But that still doesn't mean he, she, it's gonna call ya! Oh, and another thing, have you ever NOT sent any of those chain letters? Or not send 46 on time?? You know what happens? YOU GET BAD LUCK FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE! Isn't that sad! IF YOU DON'T KEEP THIS CHAIN GOING, YOUR LIFE IS JUST GONNA SUCK!

You guys believe this too? Most likely, cuz that's probably why you're so suicidal all the ****ing time!

Look, NOTHING'S gonna happen if you DON'Tsend this ****! You're not gonna get bad luck! You're not gonna get in a car accident! Your brain isn't gonna implode! No dead little kid is gonna come out of your tv and kill you! CAT WILL NOT FLAME THE HELL OUT OF YOU!

SEE? Not too bad, right?? Oh, but wait, "I SENT THIS CHAIN LETTER AND I DID GET A PHONE CALL" here's something to chew on! COINCIDENCE! Oh and "I DIDN'T SEND THIS CHAIN LETTER AND I DID GET INTO A CAR ACCIDENT!" COINCIDENCE! And hey! You're still alive! That's pretty UNlucky too, isn't it! WOOOOOOOOW! HOLY ****!

And just for the record! I haven't sent a chain letter EVER! And look! My life rocks! And no little kid killed me! OH MY GOD! Isn;t that something? THE POWER OF CHAIN LETTERS, HUH?

HA! Know what that is? A BIG FAT LOAD! Now, do us ALLLLLLL a favor, those who're listening and aren't decency-challenged, DON'T SEND ME ANYMORE CHAIN LETTERS! They're for SQUARES!

This is CatWhoHas14Tails speaking and I've bitched enough!

Dog_Lover4life · **Posted:** Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:24 pm

Okay, Ill check this out. I cant wait to. Well, i know I hate chain letters, thats the main reason i quit and hate neopets. One time i got one that said you will die if you dont send it to 10 people-i didnt and im alive. I wish i can kill chainletters...

Hybrid Misfit · **Posted:** Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:06 pm

Dark_Wolf wrote:

Beautiful just beautiful. The 14-tailed cat is so awesome when making rants. I read it due to putfile problems, yes chainletters are an ***** I get them from time to time. You know what I had to do once since some stupid idiot kept sending me some. I had to cuss her out seriously I had to cuss her out. I ain't afarid to bitch at someone from sending me something stupid. Besides I ignored them and look I'm ALIVE. Wow did I ever die NO. Besides chainletters are just useless emails. Seriously just delete them don't bother even reading them. On one site I go on people get BANNED for sending chainmails yes I reported their butt and they were gone faster than you can say " I HATE MY BLEEPING LIFE " Seriously people take a look at yourself before reading an chainletter.

I agree with Dark_wolf that was absolutely beautiful. I despise chainletters and all who sent them :twisted:

SilverDeni · **Joined:** Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:58 am **Posts:** 1929

Cahin letters?

Hehe?I know these..If you'd look into my e-mail box I am fulled of them XD
Don't worry I guess these are called "superstisions"XD Which I don't bleuieve on them

Everyday I am getting mail like these just some of them I'm deleteing,and it's when I guess but I got more about you'll win 1000000 $ if you'll blablabla gaaah it's so stupid.

I have a small question..these who-knows-we people,from where the world did they got out e-mails?

Aniu_loup · **Posted:** Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:55 am

You're good in writing rants :lol:

. Most of the time I just ignore them and delete them. I think it's stupid, anybody who believes in chain letters is just well...you know, crazy.

BlackwolfWSP · **Posted:** Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:57 am

Chain letters are just scams and fakes, like you said. But my friends keep sending them to me.-_- Sometimes I just send them on...-_- But I especially hate the ones that say "for every person you send this to, blahblah will give 5 cents to whoever." Why do so many people have to recieve it? Why can't they just pay for it themselves if they have the money?

UKthewhitewolf · **Posted:** Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:18 pm

LOL, I was laughing all the way through that, very good Cat very good indeed and it sounds better with the bleeps, I HATE chain letters, I got one yesterday saying 'my life will change for the better if I send this to 100 people', I did'nt and guess what?....I did'nt get the bad computer virus my mums friend got when she sent the 100 letters, now that really changed for the better huh? I just love reading/listening to your rants Cat, bravo *claps paws*.

Alaskas Jenna · **Posted:** Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:36 pm

Chain letters are like a disease... once you get one- they don't go away (like HIV. Hooray! AIDS!). Why not spread the 'wealth' of chain letters. They your buddies...

As for me I don't get them. AOL is your best friend when it comes to chain letters- and no one knows about my AOL account anyways so I'm set.

Sanji-WSP · **Posted:** Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:37 am

well cat I send chian letters to my friends only not to people I don't know so I think it is ok don't you

angryunicorn · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:41 am **Posts:** 3023

Well, sure! That also means its an entirely different opinion if you LIKE getting them :lol:

Tibbeh · **Posted:** Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:51 am

Whitewolf(uk) wrote:

LOL, I was laughing all the way through that, very good Cat very good indeed and it sounds better with the bleeps, I HATE chain letters, I got one yesterday saying 'my life will change for the better if I send this to 100 people', I did'nt and guess what?....I did'nt get the bad computer virus my mums friend got when she sent the 100 letters, now that really changed for the better huh? I just love reading/listening to your rants Cat, bravo *claps paws*.

haha. I agree. ^^ I'll only send stuff with addorible pics of pets and stuff, but not the crap that says your life will get better. That's a load of horse stuff. lol

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I know Im not the only one who hates chain letters!