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GOMEZ:Welcome to Celebrity Deathmatch! I'm Johnny Gomez, joined, as always, by the incomprable Nick Diamond!
DIAMOND: Thank you, Johnny! Tonights match-ups include the stars from Balto 1, 2, and 3! And they say dog fighting is illegal!
GOMEZ: That's right, Nick. So, let's get started!

Our first match is a wolf pack leader versus an wannabe dreamer, it's Nava vs. Niju!

GOMEZ: Let's go down to Tally Wong, currently ringside.

WONG: Thanks, Johnny. I can see that Mills Lane is preparing to get this match started.

LANE: [Walks in-between Nava and Niju] All right, you mutts! I wanna see some blood! LET'S GET IT ON!!!!!!

GOMEZ: And this match is underway!

NIJU: You're going down, old man!

NAVA: Please, don't mistake old age for weakness. [punches Niju in the face repeatedly]

DIAMOND: I don't believe it!

GOMEZ: This fight isn't thirty seconds old, and Niju's taken more good hits than the reviews for Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest!

DIAMOND: And it's getting worse!

[Nava grabs Niju's head and slams him into the ring corner]

GOMEZ: Oooooooh! He's gonna have a headache after that one!

NIJU: [Groans] OK, old man. It's go time!!

[Niju charges forward, running into Nava's foot]

GOMEZ: Talk about getting the boot.

[Niju crumbles to the canvas]

DIAMOND: And Niju comes down! How's Nava going to finish him?

[Nava disappears]

GOMEZ: Nava has vanished into thin air!

NIJU: Where are you?!

[Walks by the ringside, Nava's fist flies through Niju's chest, Niju falls over dead]

GOMEZ: That's something we can add to our collection of things we've never seen!

LANE: And the winner is, Nava!

GOMEZ: We'll be back after these messages.


Up next on Celebrity Deathmatch, it's the son of a hybrid versus a huge thigh grid, it's Kodi vs. Ralph, and the main event! A true american hero against a glory loving zero, it's Balto taking on Steele![/u]