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Mario
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Post subject: Mario's silly statement's Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:10 am |
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Well there are many people who think I am somewhat comical...though I strongly dissagree I will go along with it an do as they claim I do. By that I am posting this. I will say a random funny statment (actually a question) and someone can try and answer it as best they can. Once the first question has a few answers I'll post another one, and so on and so forth...
I'll wait for someone to accknowledge this post before I start the game ok cheerio!
-Mario 
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Plot device Mr. Frodo...plot device.
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Mario
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:08 am |
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Well I guess I'll start it up then since no one has replyed yet....
#1: Do people who work at Starbucks get a coffee break?
_________________ What the? How'd we get here Sam?
Plot device Mr. Frodo...plot device.
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Mario
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:41 pm |
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If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
_________________ What the? How'd we get here Sam?
Plot device Mr. Frodo...plot device.
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UKthewhitewolf
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:12 pm |
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If humans are the most intelligent animal on earth then why are we the only animal destroying the planet that we live on?
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:30 pm |
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ooooooooooo I got one how many squirlls dose it take to screw in a light bulb
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Morjo
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:13 pm |
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Dont know, they bury it before they can screw it in?
Why do beavers dam up rivers? 
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Mario
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:10 pm |
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Here's one ment purely to be silly:
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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Plot device Mr. Frodo...plot device.
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Sanji-WSP
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:19 am |
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[quote="Morjo"]Dont know, they bury it before they can screw it in?
wrong one because there so stupid lol
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:20 am |
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Morjo wrote: Dont know, they bury it before they can screw it in? Why do beavers dam up rivers? 
one because there so stupid lol
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UKthewhitewolf
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:02 pm |
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Suka wrote: I have a few rants and raves I'd like you all to analyze carefully:
The Marriage Quote "Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy." -Unknown
Srivastava's Universal Theory of the Marital Status of Prodigal Geniouses Every man who has contributed greatly to the fundamental understandings of the universe and the laws that govern it and/or has contributed greatly to the advancement of the human race in such a manner as to alter/expand on the fundamentals of modern mathematics and mechanical sciences...has not had a single girlfriend in the entirety of their lifespan.
New Proposed Definition of "Hard Working" (adj.) - A psychological term people use to deceive themselves into thinking that the amount of productivity and efficiency they generate is proportionally equal to, or less than, the amount of assets and recognition they obtain.
HAHA, those are great Suka, lol, I can't stop laughing at the first one, haha  .
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Suka
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:13 pm |
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Whitewolf(uk) wrote: Suka wrote: I have a few rants and raves I'd like you all to analyze carefully:
The Marriage Quote "Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy." -Unknown
Srivastava's Universal Theory of the Marital Status of Prodigal Geniouses Every man who has contributed greatly to the fundamental understandings of the universe and the laws that govern it and/or has contributed greatly to the advancement of the human race in such a manner as to alter/expand on the fundamentals of modern mathematics and mechanical sciences...has not had a single girlfriend in the entirety of their lifespan.
New Proposed Definition of "Hard Working" (adj.) - A psychological term people use to deceive themselves into thinking that the amount of productivity and efficiency they generate is proportionally equal to, or less than, the amount of assets and recognition they obtain. HAHA, those are great Suka, lol, I can't stop laughing at the first one, haha  .
I think so too, but only because I hafta think about the vocab for the other two. 
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