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I love when the two groups upstairs are running because Mrs. Scarlet and Colonel Mustard are screaming and both groups just smack right into each other!! Lol I love that part and watched it over and over again.
Mr. Green: Let us in! Let us in!
Col. Mustard and
Miss Scarlet: Let us out! Let us out!
Mr. Green: [I]t is political, you're a communist!
Miss Scarlet: No, Mr. Green. Communism is just a red herring. Like all members of the oldest profession, I'm a capitalist
Wadsworth: The game's up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun.
Miss Scarlet: Oh, come on. You don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
Wadsworth: It's not a trick. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the study, two for the chandelier, two at the lounge door, and one for the singing telegram.
Miss Scarlet: That's not six.
Wadsworth: One plus two plus two plus one.
Miss Scarlet: Un uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier, that's one plus two plus one plus one.
Wadsworth: Even if you're right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not "one plus two plus one plus one."
Wadsworth: I'm merely a humble butler.
Col. Mustard: What exactly do you do?
Wadsworth: I buttle, sir.
Col. Mustard: Which means what?
Wadsworth: The butler is in charge of the kitchen and dining room. I keep everything tidy.
Miss Scarlet: "Do you miss him?"
Mrs. White: "Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life."
Col. Mustard: How did you know that?
Wadsworth: Can you keep a secret?
Col. Mustard: Yes.
Wadsworth: So can I.
Miss Scarlet: Why is the car stopped?
Prof. Plum: It's frightened.
Wadsworth: It's like the Mounties: "We always get our man."
Mr. Green: Mrs. Peacock was a man? *Smack*, *Smack*
Mr. Green: "Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?"
Wadsworth: "I don't know. He's on everybody else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?"
Mr. Green:: "Does the FBI make a habit of cleaning up after multiple murders?"
Wadsworth: "Of course! Why do you think it's run by a man called Hoover?"
Wadsworth: "Your first husband also disappeared!"
Mrs. White: "Well, that was his job. He was an illusionist."
Wadsworth: "But he never RE-appeared!"
Mrs. White: "He wasn't a very good illusionist."
Mr. Green: "Well, how did you know Col. Mustard then? Was he one of your clients?"
Col. Mustard: "Certainly not!"
Mr. Green: "I was asking Miss Scarlet!"
Col. Mustard: "Well, you tell them that's not true!"
Miss Scarlet: "It's not true."
Col. Mustard: "Is that true?"
Miss Scarlet: "No that's not true."
Mr. Green: "A-ha! So it is true!"
Wadsworth: "A double negative!"
Col. Mustard: "Double negative? You mean you have photographs?!"
Wadsworth: "That sounded like a confession to me. In fact, your double negative has lead to proof-positive; I'm afraid you gave yourself away."
Col. Mustard: "Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
Wadsworth: "You don't need any help from me, sir."
Col. Mustard: "That's right!"
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