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To all Aleu haters you will enjoy reading these and to all aleu fans no offense it's just the way I think of it. This is rated PG 13

Chapter 1
Aleu's vitions

We all know Aleu had vitions but is it normal for a wolf to have vitions right? well here is were my story takes place
Aleu was standing next to Nava and Balto when she felt dizzy she had a vition of caribu Balto asked her Aleu why are your eyes shining? in that moment Balto noticed white saliva going out of Aleu's mouth and said darnet they forgot to give you your shots! somehow Nava appears and tells Balto I will heal her, he suddenly get a some grass and gives it to her. She stops geting that white saliva and says wee I'm flying she throws herself to the ocean and starts drawning but Nava rescues her by becoming one with a fish. Aleu was safe nothing bad happened to her when they went ot sleep Aleu started dreaming of prety flowers and peace and a bug that said Ice bridge the she saw herself and said whyayayaya? and the little bug said because there's food on the other side then Aleu says foooooood and she says but and the bug suddenly becomes a 3 headed dragon and says go over the ********(sorry no swear words allowed) Ice bridge or I will eat rocks for dinner aleu starts feeling wet and she wakes up and sees water she says oh this is a gift from the mouse she starts talking to herself and says wait you want me to drink tis so she starts drinking her own pee and she had another vition of all the pack frezzing........
End song he he!!! mmmmm huhhuuuuu she wiillll be who will not bee enough smart to save a pack of dummies,,, will she find dher wayyy backkk will they survive mmmmm wil they die or surviiiiiiiiiiiiiivee where have all the brains gone aaaaa were have all the braiins gone aaaaaa I'm worried for my but tonight smelly and cooold.... were have all the brains gone ividia ividiea ividia ividiea ividia ividiea yeye yeye yeaahh .. were have all the brains gone?!?!?! were have all the brains gone?!?!?! were have all the brains gone?!?!?! .........no.

Chapter 2
Aleu goes to Nava

Ahh the pack is freezing she said , suddenly something else was frezing her pee she felt something on her butt and loked there was blood she said this must another gift from the mouse... no I remember watching a movie about how a female dog's body changes. she said I'm such an a*s she had questions, well I mean she is an idiot and she allways had questions but get my point right? well she went to Nava and went to sit there ahawhauahw she started coughing a miracle happened she started thinking she thought I must have that cigarrete it's pure product of Brazil! Nava said what's up yo! the floor! aleu said, ALeu asked why I am I getting blood out of my butt? Nava said well I'll have look listen and feel to know what it is...... This world through which we wander,
Is wonderful and strange The only truth we could really know,
Is that everthing will change.Like the your butt that fills the kotex,Like the my butt that shakes all night. We are all a part of the grand Fart. This has been our home forever!This is where the clan will reproduce and then die!.We were born beside this river,And we filled the nights with mates.We must fight for what belongs to us,What is yours and what is yours. We are all masters of our own crap.The land no more belongs to us, Than the eagle craps the sky. We must fight for our thingies ,If we don't we'll surely die, We are one with trees, Periods to all we see. We are Sh*t, We smoke what we need.
To quickly die and f*ck our longs. The one thingy that will surely GROW,
As we walk the path of puberty. No one can ever be a fart. We are sh*t, the smells of! We are all a part of the grand fart. Hey yo! Hey yo! Hey yo! Hey yo! Hey yo! Hey yo!... Nava looked at Aleu's butt listened and feeled her butt and said hmm you got your period aleu said I know what this is! .............Turu tuturu tutru wshe will be who will not bee smart ebough to save a pack of dummies,,, will she find dher wayyy backkk will they survive mmmmm wil they die or surviiiiiiiiiiiiiivee where have all the brains gone aaaaa were have all the braiins gone aaaaaa I'm worried for my but tonight smelly and cooold.... were have all the brains gone ividia ividiea ividia ividiea ividia ividiea yeye yeye yeaahh .. were have all the brains gone?!?!?! were have all the brains gone?!?!?! were have all the brains gone?!?!?! .........no.

Previw: Aleu says we have to go over an icebridge to get caribuu! Balto says Aleu have you been drinking again? On next episode Aleu the smarty pants?

That's... different, but good, I guess, if you don't like Aleu.

Uh...okay, that's...interesting. Personally I like Aleu.

oh ok.......... did that disturve you reading my fanfic?

No, it's just a little...hmm...weird, I guess. But everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. This is your opinion, so I respect that.

Okay.... But personaly I think Aleu is cool... But nice fic.

Thanks for respecting my opinion, and yeah I also respect all the aleu fans opinions and also and by the way I want to say that I'll be writing fanfics like this (like making fun of some characters) but for other balto characters my next one is about stella.

Oooh! Drunken Stella would be awesome! (Sorry Stella fans... Had to let that out!)

Lol

Ok! I'll start the making fun of stella series tomorrow!

Stella should get blown in half by a shotgun, rolled over by a tank, and be at ground zero when the Hiroshima bomb goes off.
I think that would get rid of her...
lol
(I didn't like Stella if you can't tell.)

Chapter 3
Aleu the Smarty pants?!

Nava stared at Aleu impressed that she new something, Nava looked at aleu she was looking at her but licking it, Nava asked her why are you liking your but, aleu said to clean it? Maybe? Nava said how is this possible how is she so amrt ahhBalto woke up and said Aleu! you know you aren't supposed to be up this late it's time for your madecine! ALeu said sureaA she was so dumb she said I must lead wolfs across the great water! ahh it was finally morning niju was with his reatarted I Ideas of becoming stealers and he said we srtike the bear klan first! when they were running Balto said ya ain't striking anyone Niju then Nava said excatly not withouth me! Niju said sure come with us! Nava then sure and he said look, then Baltos like what the flip!? and Aleu said they are making a bridge to caribu so we killl them eat them then reproduce die and next generation will kill them! yes that must be it then Nava started wistluing and injected her a liquid to tell the truth suddenly Aleu starts saying Tacos are good, I think Nava is way hotter than Niju but I like Niju better, the mouse is really a drug dealer, I watch the Barbie movies, I think the white wolf doesn't stand a chance to me, I smoke, Nava and I;;[\]-'0=./,:{_+: Nava just hit her and knokked her out and Balto said aleu? aaa don't worry it's just matter of saying care bear and she will wake up, aleu woke up and said oh my gosh!! care bear were!then everything went back to normal she said oh okay well that's it! Aleu said we have to go over an icebridge to get caribuu! Balto says Aleu have you been drinking again? Aleu says maybe........... then Balto said okay that's it get lost you all sik--os! I'm not following any unexcistent caribu! he then walked away and said I'm going to nome! ALeu then sayd papa tell mama that I died, Balto said no I will tell her the truth and I won't lead you to death, if you want to go after unexistent caribu do it yourself he then walked away to Nome he thought it's going to be a long journey then the white wolf appeared and said you are a good soul she made duke appear with his palne and Balto was bavk in Nome in no time.
Nava said what the bear clan died darnet I guess I have no choice but to follow caribu! so then clan just followed him because he looked old ........................Turu tuturu tutru wshe will be who will not bee smart ebough to save a pack of dummies,,, will she find dher wayyy backkk will they survive mmmmm wil they die or surviiiiiiiiiiiiiivee where have all the brains gone aaaaa were have all the braiins gone aaaaaa I'm worried for my but tonight smelly and cooold.... were have all the brains gone ividia ividiea ividia ividiea ividia ividiea yeye yeye yeaahh .. were have all the brains gone?!?!?! were have all the brains gone?!?!?! were have all the brains gone?!?!?! .........no.



Chapter 4
Where have all the brains gone?

After everyone followed Nava aleu looked at the mouse *chhipsssd* aleu woke up and said what happened to me? oh no I havr to lead the retarded dumb wolfs that belive all this junk to caribuu she runned to were nava was the piece of iceber in wich nava was standing broke and aleu jumped Niva! nava didn't move aleu didn't even fall near the iceberg in wich Nava was floating ahhhh ppprrrfffffffffff sudden;y Stella flyes by and says that's what you get for folowing weird mouses that give err something that makes you see rainbows and caribuu and makes your eyes shine and not listening to balto suddenly a wolf tryed to jump to eat stella, a shark was swiming near by anfd aleu was in the water in slow motion like in the matrix the wolof fell and the shark ate him Stella laughed and desapeird aleu got on an iceberg and got a vition this time it was real it turned out that the icebridge led to nowhere and caribu was on their other side, the clan said what are we going to do? ask nava aleu said he would never leave us alone! right Nava? they looked to the iceberg were Nava was supposed to be a carboad piece fell Nava was gone wisely to the other side looking at them with stella ner him he said what jerks seriously did they really belive all that junk? steall laughed and said I bet they did, they walked away, mean while the clan started thinking lety's go back it was late the "ice bridge" was gone aleu said let's start a fire! someone i the pack siad you retard! we are in the middle of the ocean! we have to pray to the spirits of wind so that they save usss hhummmmm ppprrrp eeeeeaaaak! stellad had pooped on him and and the pooped on aleu she flyed away and the pack stayed there in the middle of the ocean...........2 days later they were still alive and Muru said stella so you tell me their are still alive, I can't get rid of them!? to get their land with my stupiditi's! well let them there they will soon be dead hah ha ha Nava, Niju Stella, and Muru laughed all along it had been their plan they said well let's party I will invite every one I know and Balto can come too, balto was filled with joy kodi and jenna as the family they were supposed to be........ 1,000 years later scientist found aleu floating on the ice they melted her and becaise she didn't move they thought she was dead so they diseced her and put her in a cheap museum. her stubborness Killed her. aaaaaaaaaoooooouuuuuuuu Turu tuturu tutru she was not smart ebough to save a pack of dummies,,, she did not find dher wayyy backkk, they survive mmmmm wil they die or surviiiiiiiiiiiiiivee where have all the brains gone aaaaa were have all the braiins gone aaaaaa I'm worried for my but tonight smelly and cooold.... were have all the brains gone ividia ividiea ividia ividiea ividia ividiea yeye yeye yeaahh .. were have all the brains gone?!?!?! were have all the brains gone?!?!?! were have all the brains gone?!?!?!.........no now I guess you undertand that no,


The end

What were you smoking when you wrote that. Seriously that was a li'l wierd but I didnt find anything funny about that.

Seriously!

thinke="Night Fox"]:shock: What were you smoking when you wrote that. Seriously that was a li'l wierd but I didnt find anything funny about that. [/quote]

My ending was good Harley and Night fox try not be like this all of you say stella is stupid and a lot of bad stufff about her and what I do is simply think well that is their opinion and here is something you shouldn't care that much about other people's opinion, what can you do about it anyways I will allways think aleu is stupid and offensive and that stella is great,but I don't have any problem of you saying you think this story is stupid because it's supposed to and personally I couldn't care less about those kinds of posts night fox I didn't smoke anything I was symply expressing myself in an exagerated way, too bad if you don't understand that, I'm planing in making a second part XD