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My god this has got to be one of the funniest survival guides ever. It is very well written and overal humorous. http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&isbn=1400049628&itm=1

So it's fake? My brother got a copy and he was acting like a zombie in front of me for weeks.

Haha, my best guy friend got that book for Christmas. At first I didn't believe him when he told me, but sure enough, it's a real book. He brought it to school one day. Our Spanish teacher flipped out when he saw it.

It's a real survival guide? *in a squeaky voice*

Well, yes and no. It's a real book with info on zombies, but I don't think they expect you to use it to survive zombie attacks, rather to amuse yourself.

But do they exist?

i didnt believe it at first, but then my school library had it of all places and i read some of it...i was like woa they actually made a book about this??? but i thought it was interesting to say the least

No. Don't worry. They only exist in the imaginations of those who believe in them. The book is supposed to just be funny.

that book was pretty funny

What next. Stupid books just seem to pile up.

So one of my fears can go away?

Hey its comedy, its meant to be a little stupid. But worth the 14 bucks.

Actually as funny as the book is with the zombie stuff in it, it has some very important survival facts. really quick here's a story that really happened to me and my dad:

So my dad and I are walking through Home Depot (this was after we both finished reading the Zombie Survival Guide) and I see a box gull of crowbars. So I ask my dad if I could get one and he said, 'Sure.' So we get a crowbar and I have it on my bedstand, right behind my head.
One night, I hear a noise in the kitchen. I get out my crowbar very quietly and I step out of bed ver quietly. I open my door very carefully and go into the hall and leave the door open. I walk down the hall, not making a sound,and with my crowbar in hand held like a baseball bat. I peer around the corner carefully and see my dad in the kitchen putting away dishes (his back was facing me). I step into the kitchen normally and sigh loudly in relief.
My dad spins around and stares at me with huge eyes and says, 'Uh little girl, why do you have a crowbar?'
I say, 'Because I thought you were a robber. Didn't you hear me walking down the hall?'
'No!' my dad said astonished, 'And I'm serious too!'
Then I went to bed and that was that.

Thanks to the zombie survival guide, I got a cool weapon to use against bad people!!

(seriously, this REALLY happened!)