101 things to do at Walmart

white wolf · **Posted:** Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:04 pm

Have you ever heard of this?? It's very fuuny stuff to do at any store, but they could end up costing you money if you do the wrong ones. here's a few.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

76. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly.

77. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.

78. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying.

82. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to Mc Donald's and try to return a toaster.

BlackwolfWSP · **Posted:** Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:41 pm

OH MY GOD!!!!!!! :lol:

I might try one of those...those are soooo funny!!!!! :lol:

I could laugh for ages just looking at those... :lol:

white wolf · **Posted:** Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:06 pm

There is also alot of other things!! lol I'll find some of the good ones and post them.And Now I bring you Things To Do on the 1ST day of school

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"

2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.

8. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder.

9. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.

13. Sing your questions.

14. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.

15. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh,
no, sorry."

17. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.

18. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done so.

20. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken

24. Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.

25. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face.

26. Ask whether you have to come to class.

27. Present the professor with a large fruit basket.

28. Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.

29. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become aggitated when the professor can't understand you.

30. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.

31. Watch the professor through binoculars.

32. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

33. Ask to introduce your "invisible friend" in the empty seat beside you, and ask for one extra copy of each handout.

39. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!"

40. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.

41. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.

42. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers.

43. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for "stud".

44. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, "Can you spell that?"

45. Disassemble your pen. "Accidently" propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat.

48. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.

49. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.

50. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the blackboard of ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you can't see Macedonia.

(deleted user) · **Posted:** Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:56 pm

white wolf wrote:

Have you ever heard of this?? It's very fuuny stuff to do at any store, but they could end up costing you money if you do the wrong ones. here's a few.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

76. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly.

77. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.

78. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying.

82. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to Mc Donald's and try to return a toaster.

lol, I tried all the ones in bold..and got kicked out >_<

BlackwolfWSP · **Posted:** Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:09 pm

DreamWolf wrote:

white wolf wrote:

Have you ever heard of this?? It's very fuuny stuff to do at any store, but they could end up costing you money if you do the wrong ones. here's a few.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

76. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly.

77. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.

78. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying.

82. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to Mc Donald's and try to return a toaster.

lol, I tried all the ones in bold..and got kicked out >_<

Did people get really pissed at you? :lol:

agwolfcp [Kyrahlynn] · **Posted:** Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:08 pm

haha, those are great! do you mind if i print 'em? i have some friends who'd love to see those. did you make them up? if so, you've got great comedic talent!

(deleted user) · **Posted:** Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:46 pm

BlackwolfWSP wrote:

DreamWolf wrote:

white wolf wrote:

Have you ever heard of this?? It's very fuuny stuff to do at any store, but they could end up costing you money if you do the wrong ones. here's a few.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

76. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly.

77. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.

78. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying.

82. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to Mc Donald's and try to return a toaster.

lol, I tried all the ones in bold..and got kicked out >_<

Did people get really pissed at you? :lol:

uhh..yeah XD :lol:

But after me and my friends were laughing our heads off..lmfao

white wolf · **Posted:** Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:33 pm

Also

105. Go and ask for them to page Amanda Hugandkiss

Balto. · **Posted:** Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:20 pm

wow, lol, there good ones, all i ever did in walmart was ride a bicycle through the store, i keep asking for free samples at the deli and little stands, bought the same thing 4 times and keep returning it after i bought it (i did finaly buy it), play hide and seek in the clothes rackes, and play a football game, until a worker finaly came over after 10 minutes and yelled at us, lol

Fire and Ice · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:21 pm

lol, you forgot eating all the candy, lol. shhhh..... :lol:

(deleted user) · **Posted:** Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:34 am

Me and my sister just grab something..whatever we want and eat it...then throw the wrapper on the ground....or take a bottle of shampoo and dump it everywhere, then throw it in ppl's carts..XD

Balto. · **Posted:** Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:27 pm

what about the cameras???? at my local walmart there must be over 150 cameras in the store!!! is my local walmart the only one like that???

Balto. · **Posted:** Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:36 pm

OOOOOOOOOOOO......your a bad shopper! DON DON DOOOON!, :lol:

, but i don't steal, personaly i don't think it's write, oh well

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