Just a fun topic idea!
Here is one I just made using this website:
http://www.madtakes.com/index.phpIn order to wash your face Running Towel, you must wet your Sink in warm Apple Juice. Then, Driving it across your face 100 times. This will wash off any remainig Toilets. When you are done you should Scrubbing the cloth in Rough water to clean it. You should also wash your face with a Bathroom to keep it smooth and shiny. This will keep also keep away Toilet Rolls. Don`t worry. It is normal to experience Cold the first time you try this. Consult your Plummer if you break out in Toes. This works well on your Ear too!Post what you come up with!