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Post jokes you've heard or some funny quotes!!

Dad:why you crying?
Girl:my boyfriend dumped me!
Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back,
Girl:what the heck! why did you go kill him!
Dad:I didn't
Girl:where did you go?
Dad:to get you icecream:D
Girl:why did you bring the shot gun?!
Dad:so I could get it for free :3

So there are two kids - one 2, and the other 5. The 5 year old thinks that it is about time that the two of them start cussing. The 2 year old nodded his head enthusiastically. So the 5 year old suggested that he use a word with "h@$l", and the 2 year old will use something with "a@s". The 2 year old once more agreed.

The next day when they went to breakfast, the mother of the children asked them what they'd like to eat. To which the 5 year old said: "Ah h@$l, mom, I guess I'll have cheerios.

In response, the mother swatted his silly, sending him running up stairs, crying, and into his room. "And you can just stay up there!" She yelled to him.

The mother stomped down the stairs, and sternly asked the 2 year old what he'd like to eat.

"I don't know..." He said. "...But you can bet your fat a@s, it won't be cheerios!"

There's a "comedy" thread HERE.