Cleverbot- Ask it anything

Mighty · **Posted:** Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:33 pm

This is very entertaining. lol

http://cleverbot.com/

Ask it anything, then click the think about it button.

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Bot:Are you clever?
Me:Smarter than you.
Bot:You are not! I am smarter than you.

Me:Is Skul a girl?
Bot:I don't know.
Me:Tell me!
Bot:How should I know?
Me:Your a clever bot.
Bot:You're*.

Me:Your dumb.
Bot:You can't spell dumb.
Me:I spelled it right.
Bot:You spelled it wrong.
Me:Did not.
Bot:Yes you did.

Me:Tell me a story.
Bot:You tell me a story.
Me:Once upon a time I was talking to a clever bot. He was very smart. The end. Your turn.
Bot:That was amazing tell another story.
Me:Once upon a time I was talking to a bot who doesn't listen. The end.
Bot:No, the real ending is the dog turned into a zombie.
Me:I don't know that story.
Bot:The Christmas story. Tell me the Christmas story.
Me:Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.
Bot:And a happy new year.

I asked it how old it was.

Me:1.
Bot:Wrong, guess again.
Me:40.
Bot:Guess again.
Me:Clue?
Bot:Starts with a 'j'.

Me:2+2=.
Bot:Anything about mathematical analysis?
Me:What is the answer?
Bot:Cookie?

Roi Doberwolf · **Posted:** Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:54 pm

These made me LAWL:

"Bot:No, the real ending is the dog turned into a zombie."

"Bot:Cookie?"

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My conversation wasn't that interesting...

Me: Do you like ponies?
Bot: Yes. Do you?
Me: Yes. Dead ponies.
Bot: YES!
Me: You do too?! OMG!
Bot: What?
Me: You like dead ponies?
Bot: No. It is dumb.
Me: YOU'RE DUMB.
Bot: No, you are!
Me: Prove it.
Bot: You are a robot.
Me: That proves nothing. You fail.

Mighty · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:33 pm

Cleverbot is being abusive. :lol:

Me:GET A LIFE.
Bot:You're rude.
Me:No, you are!
Bot:*slaps*.
Me:*punches*.
Bot:*bites off your ear*.
Me:*punches in the face*.
Bot:*bleeds*.
Me:*kicks*.
Bot:*punches*.
Me:BRING IT ON!
Bot:*throws a punch*.
Me:Is that all you got?
Bot:Yes...
Me:*hits in the head with a shovel* Loser!
Bot:*is knocked out*.
Me:I win!
Bot:No! I win!
Me:*hits in the head with a shovel*.
Bot:*gets knocked out* *is unconscious*.
Me:I win!
Bot:If that makes you feel happy.

Wolfox · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:09 pm

Ahh! I love Cleverbot. :3
It's fun to confuse it.
I ask it questions that it can't answer.

iWolf231 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:50 pm

Ah yes, I've visited this site a few times. It's very fun. My favorite thing to do with it is to just repeat the same thing and see what happens. Here's an example - we've probably all done this to our parents when we were kids... but with Cleverbot, it's much more fun.

Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Just wondering.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: I've always wanted to know.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Just because.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Ok, new question.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it is sunny and beautiful.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Explosions are always awe inspiring.
Me: Why?

XD I could do this for hours!

Mighty · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:26 pm

Gonna try the "why" thing.

Why?
Because I'm french.
Why?
Are you a computer?
Why?
I'm a girl.
Why?
Because I was born with 2 x chromosomes.
Why?
You know

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saske italian wolf · **Joined:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:45 am **Posts:** 6491

xD that was funny!

Me: What do you want me to text?
Bot: A joke.
Me: You're smart. Thats a joke.
Bot: Ouch! That was mean!
Me: I know >D.

UKthewhitewolf · **Posted:** Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:29 pm

Skyline got it to sing the Team Rocket theme song with him. xDDD

That thing is fun to mess with.

DetectiveRJ · **Posted:** Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:58 am

This shall be preserved in My Pictures forever because it was fun and took a few attempts to get right (sorry about the size of the text):

Mighty · **Posted:** Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:11 pm

I can't read it. :/ Not that well anyway.

DetectiveRJ · **Posted:** Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:20 pm

Should've posted this in the first place but, oh well: http://detectiverj.deviantart.com/#/d462dnz

Dee · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:21 pm

Me: Do you think you're clever?
Bot: Do YOU think I'm clever?
Me: Depends, tell me something clever.
Bot: If I dog and a cat dross a road, who gets to the other side first?
Me: Very clever, you can't even write or spell properly.
Bot: What exactly is the topic here?
Me: How clever you are.

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Looool, fun times 8DD

Paxis · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2011 2:42 pm

Ohh, Cleverbot. One of my favorite things about the internet. C: Here's an old one I posted up on DA:
http://emilytheblonde.deviantart.com/ga ... 2#/d30d1tf

Edit: Lol, I had another talk with Cleverbot and this is a part of our conversation:

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Positive.

Cleverbot: Not neagative?

User: *negative.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *punch*.

Cleverbot: *slap*.

User: *cry*.

Cleverbot: *hug*.

User: *kick*.

Cleverbot: *Grabs leg and twists it*.

User: YOU MONSTER.

Cleverbot: That was uncalled for.

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Edit 9/3:
Wow, this topic is really quiet. Anywho, I was bored. Here's two funny snippets of our conversation:

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: 8 minutes since the last time.

Cleverbot: That concept does not coinside with the topic.

User: Yes, it does. You should have memory of the first time you asked what time it was.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to the ball. You're awfully presumptuous.

User: You're awfully stupid.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

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Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Female.

Cleverbot: I despise you.

User: ORLY.

Cleverbot: Yup. Night.

Paxis · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:13 pm

Bump.

With another Cleverbot moment for the fun of it and a good way to prevent spam.

Cleverbot: Yesyesyes! Oh that sounds wrong.

User: OHBBY.

Do carry on now.

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