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Okay, So the kid's teacher said they had to learn the first four letters of the alphabet.
He goes home and asks his Mom, "Whats the first letter of the alphabet?" and teh Mom responded, "Shut up." So he goes to his older brother. "Whats the second letter of the alphabet?" He was watching the Vikings game (Or you state's football team, whatever floats your boat.) He said, "Yeah!" So he goes to his younger brother, and asked, "Whats the third letter of the alphabet?" And he was playing with a batman toy. He said, "Da da da da da da da Batman!" so then he goes to his Dad and he was watching the Vikings game, also. "Dad, whats the fourth letter of the alphabet?" He asked. "42 hit 'em hard!!" He shouted.
So he goes to school the next day. His teacher asked, "Did you learn your ABC's?"
"Shut up." He responded. "Do you want to go to the principal's office, young man?" He asked him. "Yeah!" He shouted. So he gets sent to the principal's office. "Who do think you are?" The princapal asked. "Da da da da da da Batman!!" He shouted. Then he got sent home. "How many spankings do you want, young man?" His mother asked. "42 hit 'em hard."

There are four guys: Poop, Manners, Maniac and Shut Up.

One day Maniac was speeding, his three friends were in the car. He speeds past a red light and a bus driver yells. "Maniac!"
Maniac looks in his rear view mirror. "Do I know that guy? How does he know my name?" He mutters. Maniac then drove so fast around the corner that Poop fell out the door, so Shut Up went to the hospital
"What is your name?" Asked the nurse.
"Shut Up." He replied.
The nurse gasped. "Where are your Manners?"
"Outside picking Poop up off the pavement."