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BALTO IS SO COOL THAT HE PLAYS THE TROMBONE WITH NOTHING BUT HIS HUGE GIGANTIC TAIL. HE IS ALSO IN MY NEW AND IMPROVED SCIENCE CLASS ABOUT ARTIC FOX BIRDS MAN GUY ELEPHANT.BALTO HAS BLONDE HAIR AND IS VERY DISRUPTIVE IN OUR SCIENCE CLASS. HE IS ALSO AN EXTREMELY GOOD CRICKET PLAYER AND LIKES TO DRINK TEA AND EAT SLICED CHEESE IN HIS FREE TIME WHILE LISENING TO WILLIE NELSON. BALTO HAS HIS JERSEY RETIRED IN THE TAG WAR HALL OF FAME EVEN THOUGH HE CANT WEAR A JERSEY BECAUSE IT WOULDNT FIT AND HE ALWAYS RUNS AROUND NAKED AND NEVER GETS COLD. THAT TAKES SERIOUS TALENT AND SHOULD BE ENSHRINED IN THE WOLFINATOR HALL OF FAME WITH SUCH GREATS AS BALTO 2 AND BALTO THE IRISH WARRIOR OF TENNIS. HE IS SUCH A GREAT PING PONG PLAYER THAT HE MADE GODZILLA FLEE TO ANTARTICAMEXICO AND CAN BEAT SOLITAIRE WITH HIS EYES CLOSED IN A BLIZZARD OF WHITE SAND AND HE ALSO HAS THE AGILITY OF A WOLF NAMED BALTO WHICH IS COMPLETLEY FABULOUS AND

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