You and your mouth.(Self quotes)

.Artemis. · **Posted:** Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:27 pm

Ever hear yourself saying something over and over again? Or a close friend?

I just felt like making a board, with lots of quotes you or some one you know says often.

My Quotes

"Wait what?"

Some friends

"OH MY EDWARD"

There are way more, but I'll post then on later replies.

Heyl · **Posted:** Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:35 pm

"Just because there aren't many girl murderers, it doesn't mean we're chicken... It means that men have problems!"

"Whoa whoa whoa!"

"Mmk." I say mk a LOT.

UKthewhitewolf · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:02 am

LOL! I have a hard time remembering all the random rubbish me and my mum manage to come out with. XD .....infact that happens with almost all my friends when we get talking...hm.

Me: "My feet are really cold but they're sweating..."
Mum: "Oh...they probably have the flu"
Me: "When's the next time I'm supposed to go to the doctor's then?"

Mum & Me: *Looking up at the stars*
Mum: *almost falls over backward*
Me: "Mum! What're you doing woman!"
Mum: "Oh sorry, I forgot I was standing up"

(This was an MSN convo (note: pay attention to "Dave"))

Blue: "I swear UK's avvie looks like a male"
Ecliptica: "Huh? UK's a girl!"
Me: "I am D: ..it doesn't look male to me.."
Dave: "LOL. Haii"
Blue: "Her avvie, it looks it and I know 0.o"
Me: "My poor wolfer ]:"
Ecliptica: "Well let's see it then"
Dave: "HELLO!!?"
Blue: "Poor wolfer what?"
Ecliptica: "Show it and I'll tell if it's male-looking or not"
Me: "You've already seen it, I had it as my BS avvie for ages and my msn one"
Dave: "TART TALKING HERE!!!! Talk about boys! Something I understand!!! ;_; Pleeeaaasee"
Me: "LOL!!"

Dave: "lllilliill --- Do you like my barcode?"
Me: "It's just lovely! :]"

Suka · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:24 pm

I hang with a strange crowd at lunch, so this kind of thing is rather typical.

Zack: So I got another girl to cheat on her boyfriend yesterday.
Gunner: Yeah? Who?
Zack: (Insert name here).
Gunner: Her?! But I thought she was...
Zack: She is.
Me: So she supports free love. That's nothing to scowl down on, right?
Gunner: Not unless she does it with Zack.
Me: ...Oh yeah... I supose free love doesn't include animal sex.
Gunner: *points at Zack* OWNED, GOOD SIR!!! :mrgreen:

Another instance...

Me: *comes to the table carrying three platefuls of trail mix from the school snack bar*
Gunner: Jeez! Do you live for trail mix, or something?
Me: What!! It's free.
Gunner: You're like, the most Asian person I know, you know that?
Me: Oh, I know that you know, Gunner.
Gunner: What do you do with all that trail mix anyway?
Me: I like to pick out the nuts.
Gunner: You pick nuts?
Me: Indeed I do. I enjoy them during class, but sometimes, I can't get enough of them, so I get as much as I can during lunch. I just eat them too fast.
Gunner: ...
Me: They last longer if you suck on them.
Gunner: You suck on your nuts?
Me: Indeed I do. They're salted to perfection, I tell you!
Gunner: ...
Me: *holds out a plate to him* You want some of my nuts?
Gunner: I, for one, choose death.
Zack: Those are raisins, you artard!!

Rain24 · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:05 pm

me: aww crud

me: lifes to short to rush, gotta take it slow dude and chill out

Me(to a friend that was arguing with this softmore in school): its too hot to be mess around like this so either one of you throw a gosh darn punch or i'm gong to kick the both your butts!

Me (when i was still disliking JB so offense to the fans or JB): When the heck did this start? Im outraged! Why those stupid little palgeriozing Jerks!

My friend: What's the matter?

Me: Look! What the heck! Look! those stupid JB fans started using OUR phrase! You know how long Teddy's been saying peace love and 33? for like two years! and all of a sudden now that the 33 songs are out to download (teddys not the jonas brothers) the gosh darn JB Fans tuned Peace, love and 33 into peace love and JB! Stupid sons of....

friend (rolls eyes): your so obessed....

Me(rolls eyes)

Alpine · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:01 am

"(insert lead in word) That's gonna bleed"

Typically after I end up cutting myself...

Pirate480 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:20 pm

whenever people are to lazy to do anything:For #####'s sake you people! or "You're pitiful!"
that's just a few of them

XKawaiBaltochanDESU · **Joined:** Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:39 am **Posts:** 41

"Jerk"

"---------"

"Jesus Christ"

"FINISH HIM"

RagingBalto · **Posted:** Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:30 pm

XKawaiBaltochanDESU wrote:

"Jerk"

"---------"

"Jesus Christ"

"FINISH HIM"

"FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!"

.Artemis. · **Posted:** Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:21 pm

Me: I'm the ytpe of girl who will fall off the stage.

~~

My Friend: Whoa. You look like crap. What happened today?

Me: Another door.

~~

Me: Because thats normal...

XKawaiBaltochanDESU · **Joined:** Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:39 am **Posts:** 41

EMERY_DEVERAUX wrote:

...quotes i made up, i don't say them alot but here they are

1) It's my life, I'll do with it what I want and if you don't like it here's the door. (...)

YEAAAAAAH.

Ain't never heard nothin' like that before.

sunkissin · **Posted:** Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:59 am

Oh jeez. XD Some of those quites are amazing. Suka, your's are ... ooomfg. :lol:

I also hang out with a very weird crowd at school.

WARNING: Perversness. hehehe.

Note: Kylie is my best friend and 'wife' at school.

Finn: Did you know that mice sing opera while having sex?
Me: So does Kylie. It's awesome.

Connor: Daisy, he tried to cut off my lovestick!
Me: Mmmm lovestick.

Finn: Why do you ALWAYS talk about sex?
Me: Because it's the most natural and beautiful thing in the world. Plus, it's hott.

I'll add more later. I'm at school atm.

Suka · **Posted:** Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:10 pm

Lulz!! XDDD That was great, Rebbie... reminds me of another convo I (unfortunately) participated in during lunch one time...

It's rather long and kinda PG-13 rated. So read at your own discretion.

Hidden text : click to show

Zack: *comes to the table holding a girl's hand*
Jordan: HEY!! You just brought a girl to our table.
Zack: So what? Kayla's a girl, she sits at our table.
Jordan: Yeah, but Kayla never talks while she's eating so I can't talk to her during lunch.
Kayla: Up yours Jordan. *points at the new girl* I've seen you before.
Misty: Yeah, I'm in your Physics class.
Kayla: *points at me* So is he.
Misty: He is?
Me: I'm glad to have made such a big impression on you.
Misty: *quietly to Zack* You know these people?
Me: So let me introduce you to our brigade... You know Zack, the jock, obviously... Gunner's the neo-Nazi, Jordan's gay, Mike's the sex addict--
Gunner: Wannabe sex addict.
Me: ...and Kayla's here because Gunner forces her against her will.
Gunner: And you're our narrator.
Me: Yessss. I'm the narrator.
Jordan: *staring at Misty* You're very hot.
Gunner: You're gay!!
Jordan: I know. But it's so confusing. She's giving me an erection right now, and it feels great.
Kayla: Drink your water, Jordan. You're thirsty.
Jordan: But she's really--
Kayla: No, you're just thirsty.
Me: *to Misty* Don't mind him... he likes to think he's that way; even though he's gay every other day of the week and all other days, he's really bi.
Misty: Oh, that's okay. I know a couple people who are that way.
Gunner: Zack, where did you find this girl? She makes an excellent addition to our table!!
Everyone: WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!!

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You and your mouth.(Self quotes)