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I saw this on another forum and so I'm putting it here too. Here's how it works. The first user has a wish, and then the second one corrupts it somehow and puts their wish.
eg:
User 1: I wish I had all the chocolate in the world.
User 2: Granted, but you eat it all too fast and you explode. I wish I had more faves in my fanart gallery.
User 3: Granted, but you are constantly spammed with requests day and night. I wish I ... yeh yeh yeh you get the idea.

I'll start.
I wish my annoving cousin didn't come over every two weeks.

Granted.

I wish I had pet wolf named Aleu,and a dog named Jenna.

Granted, but they might make your life a living nightmare.

I wish my life was more interesting...

Granted,but then life will be boring...
I wish i could understand what animals talk.

Granted.

I wish I had a million dollars

Granted, but it's stolen money and the police are on your trail.

I wish I had a horse =D

Granted. Except the horse is rabid.

I wish I had a pony 8D

Granted, but you win the lottery along with 100's of other people, which means you only get about 3 bucks =)

I wish I had a kitten =3

Granted, but it doesn't even fit in your pocket.

I wish I didn't have any homework.





By the way, you have to 'corrupt' the wish eg:
Granted, but they drive you insane with constant, boring chatter.

Granted, but now you get moles.

I wish I was allowed to paint my room.

Granted, but now you get moles.

I wish I was allowed to paint my room.