The Worst Story on BaltoSource is an ongoing Canis Lupus (and Familiaris) fanfic that I plan to write. What is
The Worst Story on BaltoSource 
? A terrible terrible myriad of plotholes, cliches, and actual humorous jabs at the usual lame "amusing" situations that make you roll your eyes and as a wise
once said, make you want to "vomit on it". Except except it's not. You know... it's actually somewhat amusing instead of... just...
stupid.
So why have I made this thread?
Because I unfortunately do not have a humongous pile of brains popping out of my head like Mojo Jojo from the Powerpuff Girls. I wish I did, however, because I could scare the crap out of little kids trying to annoy me just by lifting my cap
. You're probably shaking your fists at me now, telling me to get lost because you don't want to overuse your brains either. Big boo hoo, you can sit there and rot in this thread, but I must warn you, that would be most grievous, for this really is quite a terrible thread, and by the end of your stay in it, you shall look like this:
So how can you help? Simple. Read, give ideas, criticize, whatever. But if you flame I shall flame back bettar. Well, not really, I might mock you and report you, but I might not do that either
So far, I have these ideas for the story.- A fully-functioning female protagonist Mary Sue with the actual name of Mary Sue (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue)
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- A male protagonist that "has a weird family" - unbeknown to the others, he really does. His father thinks he's a girl, his mother actually spams in real life conversations and his brother pretends to be a duck.
- Aleu returns from her journey and then overnight has amnesia and has to find herself again.
- hi
- Steele returns and apparently he's changed... DRAMA!
- Oh noes! Bomb! Will they escape in time? Will they find it? The decision is up to YOUUU.... actually it isn't, sorry.
- The antagonist firmly believes he is the male protagonist's evil twin.
If you wanna pester me about issues you have with something, feel free to redirect your worship/tolerance/hate to my welcoming PM Box surrounded with rainbows, barbed wire and magical candy.
Currently requestinz for contributions:- A name for our protagonist that can also be put in a feminine form and easily pronunicated for a dog that likes to imitate a duck. Bonus points for poking fun at something. Minus points for Batman.
- A name for our antagonist. Preferably something that can be made fun of. And no, I am not calling him Ian Callahan Weiner (if you don't get the reference, you're a bit slow or uncultured).
- Cliches. I don't want to have to rely heavily on the thread for common book cliches (
viewtopic.php?f=16&t=19815)
I will accept applications for co-writing if you can even be bothered via my PM box. I will not stress this further - all MUST be PM'd, or else I'll ignoar it. If I haven't seen much of your work, I'll probably reply asking for a sample of your writing. Even then I might not co-write this with anyone, as that'd require a shared account (for which I'd need permission for). Closin' date: UnknownI'm also accepting cameos if you really want to, but there'll be limited spots. That goes via PM too, with a bio and picture (this can be rendered, but I'm not taking line-art). But it has to be an actual character you use and keep, not just one made for a cameo. Closin' date: UnknownPost away~
