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The rules are quite simple. You write your own lame fairy tale. Don't forget it has to be stupid and funny!

Once upon a time, in a small town called RandomTown. There lived a young Princess called Princess Random, a young man called Mr. Random and his dog... Random. They lived happily until, one morning, an astrode hit RandomTown and everything blew up! And now RandomTown was destroyed and everyone, inclouding Princess Random, Mr. Random and his dog Random were all dead.

THE END!


I'm not sure about mine, but I'm sure yours will be better.

The Tale of Javert

Once upon a time there was a pirate named Javert who didn't want to be a pirate. So one day he abandoned the ship when they set to harbor while the captain and his crewmates were visiting ladies of the evening. Javert soon came across a traveling circus whose star attraction was a talking monkey who said his name was Macle.

Macle pleaded with Javert to free him because the ringmaster wanted to put him in a dangerous clown act where he would be put in the lion cage dressed as the lion tamer while the clowns aggrivated the lions from outside. Yeah, it would be funny to everyone else to watch Macle run and try to escape the lions, which the ringmaster claimed would be safe, but it wouldn't be funny to the monkey.

So later that night, Javert, who was staying overnight in one of the circus wagons, waited until everyone was asleep and freed Macle. The two new friends ran away from the circus to travel the world. They met up with a cyborg ninja from the future who had arrived in that time by accident, missing his landing year by 300 years. He introduces himself as Naimonut, but as soon as the introductions are given, Niamonut's teleporter comes back online and teleports them all to the future back to the cyborg's rightful time to fix the bug on the teleporter.

There Javert and Macle are forced to stay in the future, since they now know what the future holds, they can't ever go back to the past lest they talk about what they've seen and learned in the future and be killed as madmen, or end up altering the future. Macle has no problem fitting in, everyone likes the cute talking monkey. Javert learns that his pirate ways are obsolete and learns under Niamonut.

Two years pass and the Emperor of Earth's daughter is kidnapped by the evil Seilims, insanely adorable foot tall stuffed bears, each a different color and possess a large single antenna with a colored light at the end. Javert and Macle team up and single-handedly storm the Seilims headquarters, a huge base that had been constructed below the moon's surface. An epic battle ensues between Javert and the Seilims supreme ruler, Overlord Ireadad. Javert defeats the overlord but is wounded bad. Macle frees the princess and the two bring Javert back to Earth, where he undergoes extensive surgery.

Javert pulls through but now not without a cybernetic arm and leg, making him the one and only cyborg-pirate-ninja. Macle marries the Emperor's daughter and now monkeys rule the world.

The End. XD

XD now Monkeys rule the world!

Monkeys already rule the world if we count us humans as animals instead of being *gasp* ZOMGDETHHAXX J00 take that back, H00MENS IS NOT ANIMALS!!!111

Hehe except in that case, the monkey in charge is smart. Unlike most world leaders today *cough*georgebush*cough* I shall call him Curious George! Muahahaha

Although seriously, there are a lot of people who think it's a taboo to refer to our species along with that of our scientifically classified family. I mean... really... is it so degrading to them to admit that we're really just highly advanced monkeys? ... lol saiyans anyone?