I KNOW it isn't literally about a cake left out in the rain, but I think "MacArthur Park" by Donna Summer is among the weirdest songs I've ever heard. When I started really paying attention to the lyrics on the radio for the first time, I was like, "WHAT?!" The chorus goes:
"MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!"
It just sounds so strange, and funny...

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