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My One (sorry it's quite long)


Once upon A time there were 2 very mischievous little boys, who were always getting into trouble. If their mother heard about mischief in the town she could be shore it was them.

One day she heard about a priest who was very good at disciplining children, so she visited him and they had a chat. The priest had a deep booming voice, the mother told him about her two boys. It was agreed that the boys would come to see him the next day the first boy in the morning and the second in the afternoon.

The next morning the first boy went to the church. The priest sat him down on a chair and said “Where is God”? He asked. The boy’s mouth fell open but he made no attempt to speak. “Where is god”? Asked the priest again, stick the boy made no attempt to answer. “WHERE IS GOD”? roared the priest. The boy yelped leaped of his seat and bolted.

When he got home hi hid in a cupboard his brother opened the cupboard door and said “what happened”? “Were really in trouble this time,” said the first boy. “God is missing and the priest thinks we did it”!


Sheba

A mail man becomes friends with this woman. So one day she calls him over for diner. She has twelve children. Two female the rest male.
"What are the names of your children?"He asked.
"They're all Georgie." She replied.
"Why?"
" So if I call they all come."
"But what if you want one of them?"
"Then I call them by their last names,duh."She rolled her eyes.

Two blonds are building a house. The first blond is pounding in some nails and throwing others other her shoulder.
"Why are you doing that?"The second blond asked.
"They have the head on the wrong end."
"No stupid those are for the other side of the house!"

Click this link for the best blonde joke ever! I laughed so hard when I saw it.
http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/weblog/posts/blond_joke/

SCIENTIFIC AND MATHEMATICAL PROOF THAT GIRLS ARE EVIL

1.) First of all, girls say they require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money

2.) But time IS money. Therefore:
Girls = Money x Money = Money^2

3.) And Money is the root of all evil, so:
Girls = ?(Money)^2

4.) Thus:
Girls = Evil

Lawl, thanks, yupik!! XD I thought that was pretty clever when I first heard it too...

This was one that my teacher told me today:

Last night, I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow. It weighed about 8kg. Then I woke up and found that my pillow was gone.

OMG XD XD XD That is awesome

Why was the Kraft school forcibly closed?

It was named Poupon U.

This isn't a joke as such but a funny poem XD

spelling checkers:

http://www.greaterthings.com/Humor/Spelling_Chequer.htm