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Heartwarming, awe-inspiring, or just plain hilarious, it doesn't matter. Post yer quotes here!

"Sorry about that. But I don't have time to die; I've got work to do." -Edward Elric

"Now you've gone and done it, you brute! You've knocked off my head!" -Barry the Chopper

"...and then Aaron thought he'd be funny. So Aaron says, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt!' I look at him and I go 'Dude, you have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest of your natural life, you're gonna be saying that stupid line.'" -Vic Mignogna

"Someone, some... yaoi-crazed fangirl--they are evil... and they must be destroyed-- they'd get into this whole EdxRoy thing and I am NOT FOR THAT. Ed likes girls! I come to you from the Northern Hemisphere to tell you: Ed likes girls." -Vic Mignogna

"A wise dragon once told me, 'Aim high in life but watch out for flying boxes.'" -Some random dragon from Spyro

And here's a whole stack of awesome quotes from my best friend's Fanfiction.net page.

Oh God this is gonna be a fun topic!

"...My Peanut."-Captain Jack Sparrow

"Will You Marry Me?"-Will Turner
"I Don't Think Now's The Best Time!"-Elizabeth Swan

"You Shot Me In Both Legs And Torched Me, P*ss Off."- Brian(Not sure if that's the exact quote)

Movie quotes I like.. there are thousands but these are my favourites..

Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

Marlin: Look! Already it's half-empty.
Dory: Hmm... I'd say it's half-full.

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Me: All right, say I let you have peas, how are you going to find out whether they're normal peas or mushy peas.
Lucy: I'll say "Excuse me are your peas mushy?"

Me: No, you can't control Barney! You've got to be firm. If he pulls what will you do?
Lucy: I'll say "Barney please may you stop pulling me."

Me: Lucy. You smell.
Elly: You're so meeean!

Me: The only reason that you're going to York to Uni is because they have so many Starbucks
Becky: No it's because... well.. alright you win it's mainly because of the Starbucks.

Me: This is Lucy. The only healthy thing she eats is tomatoes.
Lucy: No and Brussel sprouts... and normal sprouts.
Me: I think you only get brussel sprouts..

Ciaran: Y'know.. if someone's dead, they're hardly gonna commit that crime again..

Me: Ok, next question, what 'T' is the nickname for the Underground in London?
Libby: What? Oh err.. Earl Grey?

Me: Err you disgusting animal you farted!
Lucy: Sorrryyy!
Me: I was talking to the dog!

Mr. Whittaker: SHUT UP! THIS IS A MATHS ROOM IT'S LIKE A CHURCH!
(He's actually the devil. I swear xD)

Mark Twain had many great quotes.

"All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers."

"Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody."

"Separately, foreign marriages and whisky are bad; mixed, they are fatal."

Don Bluth probably got his idea for ADGTH after reading this quote.
"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in."

I have a few favorite quotes most of them are from Hellsing

"Do you feel lucky, now do you punk?" -Dirty Harry.

"Go ahead, make my day." -Dirty Harry.

"I´ll be back" . - Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Luke Skywalker:(in a StormTrooper outfit)I can't see a thing in this helmet.

Lol, that was one of the best lines in the whole movie .

Here are some from HP 3.

Lupin: Severus, stop being a fool.
Sirius: He can't help it, Remus, it's a bad habit by now.

Ron: This could be a wonky cross, which means 'trial and suffering'. And this could be a sun, which means happiness. So you're going to suffer, but you're going to be happy about it.

And here are some from my life.

Me ((Rambling about flaws in movies)): And did you see that when Lupin was transforming, Sirius said 'Remus, friend, did you take your potion tonight?' They didn't show the part where Snape brought in the potion, so how do you suppose people are supposed to know what they're talking about?
My brother: But remember, they did show the potion. There was a weird-looking bottle next to Lupin when he was sleeping on the train.
Me: Oh...I thought that was liquor...

Me ((annoying my sister)): The buttler did it! The buttler killed the maid!

Me to my sister: Vic Efron. I think it sounds nice.

My brother: I want to be Han Montan forever and ever.
Me: Han Montan?
My other brother: It's the male form of Hannah Montana.

Me: Look! It's a bat!...oh wait...it's just a meteor.

My sister: I need to think of a good name for our band...
My brother: How about 'Skeletons Handling Guns'?
My sister: I don't think that's a very good name for a Christian band.

My friend: What're you reading?
Me: Firebringer. It's about a deer.
((My friend flips through the book))
Me: The main character dies. The author always makes the main character die.
My friend ((putting the book down)): This is like an emo form of Bambi.

I can fix this KG ;]

"You shot me in both my knees, then lit me on fire. Piss off" XD

Anyways..
Some more Family Guy Quotes XD

"You know mother... life is like a Box of Chocolates. You never know what you're going to get! You're life however is more like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!"

"Brian... there's a message in my alphabets! It says 'OOOOOOO'"
"Peter, those are Cheerios"

XD

More coming soon. I'm too lazy to think of more right now XD

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Umm... here are some I have collected... I am making a word document of any quotes I think are worth my while ;D :

"Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking."
~Susan Seddon Boulet's "Shaman"

"People cannot change the truth, but the truth can change people."
--Anonymous

The person who wants nothing, hopes for nothing, and fears nothing can never be an artist.
Anton Pavlovich Chekhov (1860–1904)

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. -Mark Twain