(No, this is not a plea to be a moderator

)
All you have to do to play is start a sentence with
Quote:
If I were a mod I would...
and end it with something funny or random:
Quote:
...cover Balto Source with peanut butter and jelly!
Note: you must rate the previous person's sentence from 1-5.
Well, that was my example...Is anyone willing to give it a shot?