Well, Brad Pitt is a vampire in the present day, and he invites a reporter to talk with him, about being a vampire. He said that (now back in the 1700) he owned a tabacco farm in Louisiana, and when his wife died, he felt that life had no meaning and wanted to die. Well, Tom Cruise is also a vampire and watches him get worse and worse, until he finally bit him, and turned him into a vampire as well. Tom Cruise convinced him that if he let him be a vampire, he would get a fresh start, and live for eternity. Throughout the movie, there's cuts where you see him talking with the reporter, and he thinks it's such a good story.
Anyhow, Brad Pitt could not drink blood from humans, so he lived off of rats and such, until he found an abandoned girl, and bit her also. He feel's so bad that he ask's Tom to save her, the only way being to turn her into a vampire as well. To make this story shorter, she (the girl) hates Tom Cruise so much that she tricks him into drinking dead blood, and killed him. -as so you think-
You watch Brad and the Girl go through time, not getting any older until he meet's another pack of vampires in London, who, led by a terrible vampire, kills the girl. Brad is now left alone, and it goes back into the present day, when he tell's the reporter, "Thats it,"
He couldn't bielieve it, "That can't be it," he kept saying, "Id give anything to be like you," he said, "To see the time's you have seen, and live forever." Brad gets mad at him for saying such things, and chases him out. You see him (reporter) driving down the road, listening to the recording of all that Brad had said, and said "Id give anything," when Tom Cruise comes into the car and bite's him also. He throws the tape of all that Brad had said out the window, "You cant bielieve how long I had to listen to that," he cept saying, as the song "Sympathy for the devil" came on, the perfect song for the ending of the movie.
It might not sound like much, but it is a
real good movie!
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I can't picture Tom Cruise as a vampire though. 
