This is a topic where you can post your own funny bloopers from any of the 3 Balto movies. Here's a fresh batch to kick things off:
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(From 1)
Nikki: Dat son of a...
Kaltag: He is the most malicious, the most disgusting, the most obnoxious, the most
revolting, the most repulsive, the...
Star: Hey! Didja know that I'M the reason that Robbie Rist has a Bacon Number of 1?
Nikki: Woah, ADHD moment!
Kaltag (Sarcastically): Oh, how I weep a downpour of bitter tears over the broken fourth wall!
Director: CUT! Star, stick to the script! You too, Kaltag!
(From 1)
Balto: You see this? It's the polar icecaps.
Jenna: Balto, those are broken bottles. And by the looks of it, a couple drunkards must've gotten in a fight!
Director: CUT!
(From 1)
Star: Steele! We're going in circles!
Steele: WHAT?
Star: Circles is a good thing. *Spins in circles, becomes tangled in his straps* I mean they're uh...made by
ALIENS in CORNFIELDS!
Steele: What the-
*Suspense music starts*
Star: YES! Aliens! Top secret government study! You've seen it all before from an airplane, haven't you? Burned
onto the earth are these bizarre circular scars made by UFOs! It's a conspiracy, I tell you!
Steele: You've been hanging around Mel too much, haven't you?
Star: Well, I........*Suddenly offended* HEY!
Director: CUT! This is not an alien horror flick!
(From 1)
*Balto's tail tickles Star's nose and he almost sneezes but Nikki covers his nose*
*Nikki uncovers Star's nose and he suddenly sneezes*
Nikki: Ut oh.........
*A cloaked man with with multiple arms carrying multiple swords jumps out of nowhere*
Gilgamesh: Foolish mortals have fallen into my trap! Allow my sword to cut into you like PAPER!
Star: YIPE!
*FF5/FF12 Gilgamesh battle theme starts playing*
Director: CUT! Gilgamesh, get off the set!
(From 1)
Balto: Jenna?
Jenna: Rosy's in there.
Balto: In a hospital? Why?
Jenna: She feels warm. . .she has a terrible cough. Balto, what's wrong with her?
Balto: Maybe the love bug bit her. Love hurts, ya know!
Jenna: BALTO, this is SERIOUS!
Director: Cut! Man, I really gotta cut down on the bathroom breaks!
(From 1)
Balto: Come on, let's go Boris! We can cut around the back and catch the end of the race.
Boris: No, no, no! I'm. . .a delicate, country bird. I hate going into town!
Balto: Awwww. . .come on, what's the worst that can happen?
Boris: Well, Fat Albert might mistake me for Popeye's Chicken again...
Balto (Rolling his eyes): Here we go with the uncool black stereotype jokes again!
Director: CUT!
(From 1)
Star: Way to go Balto!
Kaltag: He has the most endurance, the most fidelity, the most intelligence -
Star: A celebration is not complete without a pizza party and a disco ball!
*Kaltag nudges Star and he flinches*
Kaltag: You said it!
Star: I ......did?
Director: CUT! But I kind of have to agree with Star on this one.....as cheesy as it sounds.
(From 1)
Granddaughter: This is it, Grandma! Blaze found it!
Grandma: What does it say?
Granddaughter (Reading): Dedicated to the winner of last year's bikini conte--
Director: CUT!
Grandma: Sorry about that, I really get lost in the park these days, you know!
(From 3)
Jenna: Oh Kodi, I don’t believe you! There is a man out there, maybe dying!
Kodi: We could have lost our jobs because of that man.
Jenna: You think your job is more important than a life? *sigh* I should have gone with Bal-
*Kodi lets out a really squeaky 4 minute fart then blushes*
*Jenna clasps her paws over her muzzle and tries holding back giggles but fails, bursting into an uproar of laughter*
Jenna: I'm so......*snicker*.....sorry......*chuckle* *giggle*.....I......uh......
Kodi (Upset/Embarassed): ......I'm......i'm going to my trailer...........
Director: CUT! Okay, who gave Kodi the chili before he was on?
(From 3)
Kodi: Thanks for saving our jobs, dad!
Balto: For the time being.
Kodi: What do you mean?
Balto: The world......the world is gonna end tomorrow. I......I heard it on the news.......
Kodi: Awww, you're just kidding, aren't you dad?
Balto: No. The apocalypse is REALLY gonna happen tomorrow. A meteor will hit earth. Say goodbye to all of your friends......
*Kodi's eyes fill up with tears and he starts sniffling then runs off*
*Jenna walks up to Balto*
Balto: I told you he'd buy it!
Jenna: You should have seen the look on his face!
Director: CUT! Balto, Jenna, stop picking on your son! This is NOT a black comedy film, you know!
Balto: No, but this is:
Director: I said CUT! And that has to be the worst pun i've ever SEEN!
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