101 things to do at Walmart

Panama · **Posted:** Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:32 pm

white wolf wrote:

There is also alot of other things!! lol I'll find some of the good ones and post them.And Now I bring you Things To Do on the 1ST day of school

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"

2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.

8. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder.

9. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.

13. Sing your questions.

14. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.

15. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh,
no, sorry."

17. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.

18. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done so.

20. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken

24. Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.

25. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face.

26. Ask whether you have to come to class.

27. Present the professor with a large fruit basket.

28. Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.

29. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become aggitated when the professor can't understand you.

30. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.

31. Watch the professor through binoculars.

32. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

33. Ask to introduce your "invisible friend" in the empty seat beside you, and ask for one extra copy of each handout.

39. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!"

40. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.

41. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.

42. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers.

43. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for "stud".

44. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, "Can you spell that?"

45. Disassemble your pen. "Accidently" propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat.

48. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.

49. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.

50. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the blackboard of ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you can't see Macedonia.

I will try no.39.

Tibbeh · **Posted:** Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:22 pm

In the Wallmarts that are open 24 hours a day, its fun to go in and play hide-and-go-seek!! Me and a bunch of friends did that! It was soo funny!

Suka · **Posted:** Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:38 pm

lol. I fancy number 49.

Argetlam Keso · **Posted:** Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:12 pm

wow all that looks fun I should try it

xxDeadSailingxx · **Posted:** Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:08 pm

before I replyied there was 101 replys and the topic is 101 things to do at walmart :lol:

RedSparrow · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:42 pm

Oh! I've got a couple! 1.Throw some REALLY expensive and small tuff into people's carts when they're not looking................2.scream "SHOPLIFTER!!!!!!!" at the top of your lungs, and point at a leaving customer with purchases...................3. Throw a fit like a small child a whine to your invisible mother :roll:

Spark · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:44 pm

Orion wrote:

I've got one. First stand on the dummie stand and when a little kid that's alone looks at you say somethingand jump down and when their parents come up get d bn the stand and pretend to be a dummie so the kid gets in trouble. I might even do that some day, when my mom is in another part of the store.

I'm editing this one.
Stand on the dummie stand and when a little kid that's alone looks up at you, look at it and say, "Don't touch the dummie stand or you'll wind up like me!" When the little kid runs to get their parents, hop down from the dummie stands and pretend to be looking at some jeans or flip flops or something. The little kid will get in trouble.
One day I'll do that.^

I've got another. For you men, put something over your chest, like a bra with some junk stuck in it, and put a big padding over your belly, and pretend to stop in the maturnity section. When people stare at you, say, "So a man can't shop in the maturnity section?" and stare at the padding you put over your belly.
I'll never be able to that, cause I'm a girl.^

white wolf · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:10 pm

I had friends that used to model in the mall and they had to be like the dummies, and they would move only when a kid was watching and they would run away. LOl

Evo · **Joined:** Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:41 pm **Posts:** 610

having drag races with bikes down the main isle is the best, its as close to the real thing as you can get. there are spectators on each side of the runway, and theres a staging area, and some lucky volunteer even drops the flag for the race. ive been thrown out of wal marts all over my area. and last week, i was told never to return to the one in Mansfield, or else they would call the cops. i told the guy, "i'll see ya soon!"

KuroOkami · **Posted:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:54 pm

Break into a garden shed that's on display, and then go "shopping" for things to put in it, like a TV, a computer, or an easy chair. Then sit on the chair and look at the blank screen, pretending to watch TV. If someone tells you to get out, say, "The Mute Black Panthers at Midnight is on, and I'm missing the hour special. Get out of my house!"

UKthewhitewolf · **Posted:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:40 pm

OK, I admit it...I have done some silly but funny things but it's Tesco over here which is the english Wal-mart, here they are...

1: Skateboard through the door and yell "NO BRAKES" as you go through and land in the vegetable and fruit stand.

2: Wear camo outfits and camo make-up and belly-crawl into the store with a few other people and run around like an army unit, go to meat section and say "sarge it's worse than we thought...they skin their prisoners" quite loud and after a lot of foolish arky games inside the store annoy the manager so you get thrown out then run out yelling "RETREAT, RETREAT...THE OVERLORD IS TOO POWERFUL, RETREAT!!!" (it's so funny)

3: Line up all the cola bottles and put a skateboard deck (without trucks or wheels) on top then run up to the line and try to slide all the way along the bottles.

4: Get one person to wear a monkey costume and another to wear a hunter costume and the monkey person runs in and starts messing around then the hunter person runs in looking for the monkey and both of you run around whilst the person wearing the monkey costume keeps getting away from the hunter person until you either run out or get thrown out.

5: Take a cat in on a lead and walk around normally and when a store attendant asks you to leave coz you're not allowed pets say "the sign said no dogs though" and just see what their argument is for that!

6: Tape loads of bubblewrap to yourself then wear clothes that are really big over the top then go into the store and take three shopping carts and fill them with loads of food then go to the counter and as the cashier is putting all the stuff through go to the toilets and remove the bubble wrap and give it to some friends then still wearing the huge clothes go back to the till and say "I don't think I'll need this anymore, I've been on a fast-track diet and won't be needing this anymore, thanks" and then smile at the casheir and walk out of the store.

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