Who can be more Random?

Kola · **Posted:** Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:41 pm

Uhh... ??? Nah... never mind! :lol:

There's more from me!

Today sky are blue, but night are dark blue.

Sun comes at night if earth roll backward, but moon still at night!

Guess what time is it?

Lux - The Guardian · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:59 am

Summer?

I'm not good a guessing.

Lil Muntewr · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:33 am

????????

Flying MacMuffins will burn your school down but your get rescued by a Latin and/or Romanian guy who goes by the name 'Pedro Nicklegrob'. But he is working for the MacMuffins and he leads you to a relatively deserted mountain and he suddenly turns into a mahoosive MacMuffin and pushes you off teh cliff. Anywho as your fallin a friendly Welsh bloke suddenly grows wings and he rescues you and takes you to Burger King to enjoy a nice medium sized cheeseburger but with no gurkin.

I think I should have that published into a novel. :compress:

*Spasm*

Kola · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:45 pm

Wolflux wrote:

Summer?

I'm not good a guessing.

Correct!! It's totally! Why? Because Summer is hot and Winter probably Spring and neither Autumn! And snow fall in Summer!

Cinematophile · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:56 am

Haven't been in this topic for a loooong time

Okay, here goes:
_ Once upon a time, there was an African running through the desert. Suddenly, a fairy appeared and said: "You're a poor little man, pity you, 'cause of that, I'll give you three wishes. Than the man gleefully said: "Dear sir, I want to have white skin like Europeans, I wish that there will always be a woman in my heart and thirdly, I wish that there will always be enough food for me. The fairy laughed and tapped the wand on his head and......... Ta da, in place of the man is now a public W.C for women :lol:

!
(Easy to understand? Heck yes)

Kola · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:13 am

Hahaha... really? I..i.. don't really :lol:

Ha..ha..oh okay! Here's another from me!

A man yell to stone, but the man not crazy so what do you think? :wink:

On the same time couple of people passed the street and begin yelling to the stone!

The stone have my "Why other people yalling at me?"

Then a voice answer "This is winter."

Spark · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:55 pm

Everybody here is random!

Ok, I am going to try to make you laugh. If what I am about to say doesn't make you laugh, then nothing will! Pudding! What no laughter? If you don't start laugh during the five seconds after I finish, I will, ahem, open up the microwave that is home to an entire city of evil, burnt microwaved potato people that will surround you and lock you into the nasty, smelly refrigerator filled with cups of watery, flat pop.

Kola · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:44 pm

How Sweet, I really confused :lol:

Well, here's another one...

Wow look out! What? oh Nothing... but... look out!

What's wrong, so what do you think? I know! Nothing????

Hello is anybody home? Where's my book?

My book? oh, here'ya go...*hup*

Where? I didn't see anything? Why.... Look Out!!! What? So... what's your opinion?

Yesterday "will" rain. What? :wink:

Random Bunny · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:29 am

I didn't understand it?

--

You: So hungry

:idea:

You: I know. I'll eat some poptarts!

:cheers:

Then, you gladly open up the poptarts and then...

......
......

...

You then forgot you bought this from a PET store, and there was supposed to be a small 'prize' in the box.

Well, there goes your food..

[I know, not funny, but its 3 in the morning and I tried. The photo was taken off a myspace funny site, NOT made by me.]

Spark · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:16 pm

Thank you, Kola!
That was funny Random Bunny! Even the fifth time, I laughed when I looked at the kitten popping its head out of the box.

Hey, why is everyone staring at me?! :shock:

Hey, I'm better than this. *grabs giant hammer* Now back off or you will be crushed!

Ok, who took my giant hammer?! :evil:

I'll just have to do with a basketball until someone returns my giant hammer. :evil:

warriorcat · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:31 pm

funniest, the pg-13 scary, muffin will eat you babies. the muffin will then have a very....um...PEACHY day!

Kola · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:08 pm

Welcome, welcome.

Alright, this another from meh!

Rose is red, why? coz' i'm hungry...

Why dun' you eat something? I want to take a bath, not eat!

But you say....

No, no not bath but go to school! Why you asking that? Do you want to give an answer "this is winter" or...

Uh-uh... I rather stand

Huh? When?

PhiWolf_14 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:04 am

me: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
mod: that's spam
me: doesn't taste like it

whitewolf27 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:05 am

The eggplant is cousins to the elephant because they're both pineapples at heart. when I was little we didnt have ears, no, no sir, we had knives sticking right out of our heads! If we wanted to chopp something up, we'd have to use our ears, yes sir. One day my dad sat me down on his knee and said, "child, you can't milk a dead cow." Yes, he was very, very wise,he also likes to clean ears with pasta leaves on sundays!!!!
And the word of the day is..............WOMBAT!

Duma9 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:57 pm

Man: Step right up and see the world's strongest cockroach! *everyone gathers around* Now, for ten dollars, you can see him lift a steel bar. *he rounds up one million dollars* All right, now see how he lifts it! *the cockroach lifts it with ease*
Audience: OOoooh!! O.o
Man: Now, for ten dollars more he will lift this steel bar, with all you people on it, including me! *He gathers one thousand dollars* (dude, he's rich!) Okay, now if you may, get on the bar. *everyone gets on the bar, including the man* *the cockroach lifts the bar*
Audience: Woah! Awesome! Wow! 'o'
*a drunk man comes by*
Drunk man: *looks at cockroach, and then at people* All that fear for just a cockroach? *squishes it*

LOL

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